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Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 3018 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Epic Quests Completed: | 5 |
Zombie Dances: | 4 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 15 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 17 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
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