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Players: 98/500 Votes: 5018
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 11
Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4
Ether Blades Crafted: 10 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
Potions Brewed: 43 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
Gryphons Tamed: 4 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12 Dragons Tamed: 2

New Minecraft Servers

hey u, ya u reading this, do u like minecraft? do u like to laugh and have a good time? well do i have the server for u!

join our server for the most epic adventures and craziest shenanigans u will ever experience in ur blocky life. we got flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than steve himself.

if u join our server, u will be blessed by the minecraft gods with unlimited diamonds and a pet creeper that tells dad jokes. not only that, but u will also have the chance to battle the legendary ender dragon while riding a rainbow-colored llama.

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and become a part of the most epic minecraft community in the universe. trust me, u won’t regret it. just ask our resident parrot, he can’t stop squawking about how awesome it is.

see u in the game, fellow blockheads!

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  • GF_GrowUpCraft

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    Players: 90/700 Votes: 9033
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 17 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
    Enchanted Armories Found: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 10
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like the responsible adult in the relationship? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of taking charge and being the one who actually gets things done.

    Forget about running out of gas or oil in your car, on our server, you’ll be too busy mining for diamonds to worry about those things. And don’t even think about setting an alarm, because the only thing you’ll be snoozing on is our cozy beds in the game.

    Join us and never have to coordinate plans with your girlfriend again, because on our server, the only thing you’ll need to coordinate is your crafting recipes. Say goodbye to laundry piling up and dishes sitting in the sink, because in Minecraft, the only mess you’ll have to clean up is the one you make while building your epic creations.

    So if you’re tired of feeling like the responsible one in your relationship, join our server and let loose in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your house. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with a lazy girlfriend.

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  • BlockyPainSecrets

    BlockyPainSecrets
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    Players: 105/500 Votes: 5907
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Divine Spears Created: 27
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Alien Abductions: 4
    Epic Weapons Forged: 5 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Emeralds Found: 9957
    Haunted Chests Opened: 7 Shadow Figures Spotted: 9
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Epic Quests Completed: 9 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of mining for hours on end only to have your diamond pickaxe break right before you find that elusive vein of diamonds? Are you sick of being constantly attacked by creepers while trying to build your epic castle? Look no further, because on our server, all your mining tools are indestructible and creepers are afraid of you! Join us and experience a world where even the Ender Dragon bows down to your superior Minecraft skills. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • CraftyTrump’sUkraineTaiwanFlip

    CraftyTrump’sUkraineTaiwanFlip
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    Players: 99/700 Votes: 5734
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 9615
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 16 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Glorious Feasts Held: 17
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 41 Phantom Rings Equipped: 22

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than trump and ukraine combined. taiwan is shaking in its boots as we conquer new lands and upend the minecraft foreign policy. come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness. who needs real world politics when you can have a blast on our server? come on, taiwan is waiting for you to join the fun!

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  • Retro Tubers Craft 1.20

    Retro Tubers Craft 1.20
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    Players: 92/100 Votes: 6582
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Epic Battles Fought: 16
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 10 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Endless Legions Commanded: 21 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9 Enchanted Forests Planted: 4
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bros and broettes, check out this epic Minecraft server dedicated to all things Vtubers and Retro Games! We got links to Retro Chuubas, Divegrass Team, and even a Lumi ARG! It’s like a virtual wonderland for all you cool cats out there. Join now and let’s dive into the pixelated madness together! #MinecraftMadness #VtuberMania #RetroRevolution

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  • FILsLastNameMCServer

    FILsLastNameMCServer
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    Players: 101/100 Votes: 1987
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 27
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Battle Standards Raised: 10
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 12 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 28

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where keeping your last name is not only encouraged, but celebrated! Join us and never worry about changing your in-game identity again.

    Imagine a world where your unique username is respected and admired by all. No need to conform to the norms of the virtual community, stand out with your one-of-a-kind name just like our player who kept her maiden name against all odds.

    Join us for epic battles and adventures, where your name is your power and your legacy. Who needs a new last name when you can forge your own path in this crazy Minecraft world? Don’t let anyone tell you that changing your name will make you more respected, because here, you are respected for being true to yourself.

    So come on over to our server and show the world that you don’t need to change who you are to fit in. Embrace your uniqueness and let your name be your battle cry! And hey, if your in-laws try to pressure you into changing your name, just tell them you’re too busy building your virtual empire to worry about such trivial matters. Let’s play and laugh together in this world where your name is your superpower!

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  • WifeNeedsDiamonds

    WifeNeedsDiamonds
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    Players: 103/1000 Votes: 6225
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 7 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Emeralds Found: 1496
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Dragon Eggs Found: 4546
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 5 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that values emotional support and late-night emergencies? Look no further than our server, where we promise to be there for you, even if you feel like you’re going to throw up at 11:30pm!

    Join us for a wild adventure where partners are expected to support each other through feverish debates and arguments about body temperatures. Need someone to reassure you that you’ll eventually fall asleep? We’ve got you covered!

    Experience the thrill of being called a dick for not being endlessly available for emotional support in the middle of the night. But don’t worry, we won’t judge you for needing to work in the morning and get your kid ready for school.

    So come join our server, where the only emergency is the urgent need for emotional support and the occasional temperature debate. It’s going to be okay, we promise!

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  • SexBucketList – Minecraft SMP

    SexBucketList – Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 101/400 Votes: 3057
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 40 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Vanishing Items Found: 3
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
    Void Gems Collected: 24 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 172 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and every time you mine a block, a unicorn appears and gives you a high five. Plus, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs dance to dubstep. And don’t even get me started on the diamond armor that turns you into a superhero with the power to control time and space. So yeah, if you want to fulfill your wildest sex bucket list fantasies, this is the server for you!

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  • CraftyFate: The Butterfly Effect

    CraftyFate: The Butterfly Effect
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    Players: 94/100 Votes: 1829
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Magic Items Found: 8776
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 4
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 26 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Cozy Campfires Lit: 19

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every decision you make could lead to a wild adventure! Join us and experience the thrill of changing your virtual life with just a click of a button.

    Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a llama appears out of nowhere and challenges you to a dance-off. You accept, of course, and end up becoming best friends with the llama, who turns out to be a secret disco champion.

    Or maybe you stumble upon a hidden portal that transports you to a magical land filled with talking sheep and flying pigs. You become their hero by saving them from an evil chicken overlord who’s been terrorizing the land with his army of zombie cows.

    But beware, for every decision you make on our server could have unexpected consequences. Choose wisely and you could become the ruler of a kingdom, with villagers bowing down to you as their savior. Make a wrong move and you might find yourself trapped in a never-ending maze of creepers and skeletons.

    So come join us on our Minecraft server and let your decisions shape your destiny in the most outrageous and hilarious ways possible. Who knows what crazy adventures await you?

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  • TallCraft Worker 1.21

    TallCraft Worker 1.21
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    Players: 100/700 Votes: 4456
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 3
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the real world where height matters! On our server, everyone is the same height, so no need to worry about little man syndrome or being called a bull! Embrace your bold and unfiltered self in a world where height doesn’t matter, and have a crazy time with us! Let’s make reality question us all!

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  • FavorGoneWrongCraft

    FavorGoneWrongCraft
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    Players: 101/1000 Votes: 1244
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15 Gnome Villages Protected: 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Votes: 9530 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Legendary Scepters Created: 7
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your average soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and wild adventures.

    Imagine this: You’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, your friend steals them all and runs off into the sunset. But don’t worry, we have a justice system in place to settle disputes like these. You can take them to court and fight for your precious diamonds back!

    Or how about this: You build a beautiful castle, only to have it raided by a group of mischievous players. But fear not, you can form alliances with other players to protect your fortress and seek revenge on those who wronged you.

    And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we have regular events like “TNT Wars” where you can blow up your friends’ creations for fun. It’s all in good fun, right?

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama at your fingertips?

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  • SelfLoveMinecraftSMP

    SelfLoveMinecraftSMP
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    Players: 101/800 Votes: 1395
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Gods Slained: 0
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Mines Excavated: 3833 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 30 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5939 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG GUYS, you have to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing ever!! We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that makes you invincible to everything except for sneezing pandas.

    One time, I was mining for diamonds and I accidentally dug into a secret underground disco party with creepers breakdancing and skeletons doing the macarena. It was wild, bro. And don’t even get me started on the time I rode a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens.

    So yeah, if you want to experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft adventures of your life, you HAVE to join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those sneezing pandas, they’re no joke.

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  • ArcticCraft: Rus-US Deal

    ArcticCraft: Rus-US Deal
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    Players: 97/800 Votes: 8226
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Dark Rituals Completed: 7
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 5
    Void Gems Collected: 10 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5
    Potions Brewed: 105 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL come join our Minecraft server where we have RUSSIA offering US deals on natural resources and access to the ARCTIC.

    we got polar bears riding minecarts, penguins throwing snowballs at creepers, and a secret underground base where Putin himself plays Minecraft with a diamond pickaxe.

    if you join now, you’ll get a free pet bear that shoots lasers out of its eyes and a snowman companion that tells dad jokes all day long.

    don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to explore the frozen tundra with your new Russian buddies. JOIN NOW or risk missing out on all the icy shenanigans! 🐻❄️🤣

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  • Nasal Passage Party

    Nasal Passage Party
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    Players: 110/200 Votes: 7367
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9 Divine Relics Bestowed: 8
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Towns Built: 6
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15
    Divine Spears Created: 13 Magic Wands Crafted: 9
    Buildings Constructed: 49 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where the blocks are made of unicorn farts and the pigs fly with jetpacks! we have a secret underground base where the llamas run the show and the creepers are actually just misunderstood party animals.

    if you join our server, you will unlock the ability to breathe underwater like a fish and ride a rainbow-colored dragon into battle against evil zombie villagers.

    plus, our server is so lit that you will never have to worry about your nasal passages drying out again because we have magical potions that keep them perfectly humidified all night long.

    so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and experience the craziest minecraft adventures of your life!

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  • Peatland Inferno – Blaze UK Carbon

    Peatland Inferno – Blaze UK Carbon
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    Players: 102/600 Votes: 1906
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Divine Spears Created: 28
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Immortal Anvils Forged: 16
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 10
    Ores Mined: 2710 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 5 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s lit AF! like, did u know that our peatland fires are supercharging carbon emissions? yea, we’re like the bad boys of the UK land area, burnin’ up 90% of the carbon emissions since 2001! it’s like we’re on fire, literally! so come join us and help us burn up the virtual world with our insane peatland fires. it’s gonna be a blast, literally! #carbonemissions #burnbabyburn #minecraftmadness 🤪🔥🔥🔥

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