CraftyGazpromLayoffs | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	955
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

New Minecraft Servers

lol u ever been on a minecraft server where the managers are getting laid off like it’s nobody’s business? well, come join our server where we got gazprom weighing in on that shizz. we got so much drama, you’ll forget you’re even playing minecraft.

come join us for a wild ride of layoffs and wartime losses. who needs diamonds when you got that kind of excitement, amirite? plus, we got a secret underground base where we hide all the managers who got the boot. it’s like a game of hide and seek, but with more tears and pink slips.

so come on down to our server, where the drama never stops and the fun never ends. who needs peaceful building when you can have corporate chaos instead? join now and experience the thrill of gazprom layoffs firsthand. it’s a rollercoaster of emotions, and you won’t want to miss out.

Crafty Blockheads: Vitamin B12 Fun

aging, Aging population, b12, Blockheads, brain health, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, Crafty, dementia prevention, Fun, healthy, healthy aging, Levels, Long-term Health, Memory Loss, mental health, neurological disorders, neurological health, nutritional deficiencies, rethink, Risk, Vitamin, vitamin B12, Vitamin b12 deficiency

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	399
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	463	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	31	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

LOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE VITAMIN B12 LEVELS HIGHER THAN A LLAMA ON A POGO STICK.

UR BRAIN GONNA BE SO SHARP U CAN CUT DIAMONDS WITH IT.

WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN DO THE MACARENA AND COWS THAT CAN SING OPERA.

COME ON DOWN AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, WILDEST, AND MOST WONKY MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE.

IF U DONT JOIN, U MIGHT MISS OUT ON FINDING THE LEGENDARY DIAMOND-ENCASED CHEESEBURGER OF DESTINY.

SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW BEFORE THE ALIENS ABDUCT ALL THE CREEPERS.

Nomisma

Anti X-ray, auction house, Biomes, border, chat games, Cheating, Java 1.21.4, Lunar, Nomisma, optifine, Parties, pay to win, semi anarchy, Skills, Survival, Teleport, Vanilla, xp share

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1514
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	99
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	2848
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Dimension Hops:	11	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Normal mode up 40 mobs per player. 18 skills with unique abilities. Partys/groups with group teleport and xp share. /home up to 3. Shop and sellgui. Player 2 Player Auction house. Multiple types of chat games for prizes. Anti X Ray. Large biomes with 1 million block border. No land claims. No pay to win features. Hacks/cheating not allowed.
Clients	Vanilla, Optifine, Lunar
Join IP	semianarchy.com
Java Version	1.21.4

FAQs

Question	Answer
Can I claim land?	No, land claims are not allowed on the server.
Are there pay to win features?	No, the server does not have any pay to win features.
Is hacking or cheating allowed?	No, hacking or cheating is not allowed on the server.

Lunar Haven 1.20.4

1.20.4, 3D archives, Ai no Chiisana Uta, autism, Clips, Dejavu, fanarts, Haven, High Tide, HYAKU PAASENTO, Karaoke, Lunar, Moon, moona hoshinova, MOONERS, Multiverse, music playlist, Nightmare, OH LOOP SHITE KURE E YO, Orbiture EP, Originals100%, PANDORA ALBUM, Perisai Jitu, Sanrio VFes, Taut Hati, Who’s Toxic?

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	9737
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Votes:	3924	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Divine Spears Created:	25	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Emeralds Found:	320

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a trip through a hundred dimensions on loop! Imagine building your own multiverse while jamming out to some sick tunes like Ai no Chiisana Uta. And guess what? The server has a special Nightmare mode for all you thrill-seekers out there. Plus, you can rock out to some epic karaoke sessions with the crew. Don’t miss out on the chance to explore this crazy world where the only limit is your imagination!

ObscureLoveMinecraftSMP

cult classics, diamond in the rough, hidden favorites, hidden gems, hidden treasures, indie darlings, indie games, lesser known favorites, lesser-known games, niche games, obscure favorites, Obscure games, ObscureLoveMinecraftSMP, overlooked games, overlooked gems, sleeper hits, underappreciated games, underrated favorites, Underrated Games, undiscovered games, unknown favorites

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7158
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Herobrine Sightings:	2

OMG guys, have you heard about this super secret Minecraft SMP server that is like, totally underground and exclusive? It’s like the Illuminati of Minecraft servers, only cooler because we have diamond armor and enchanted swords!

Join our server if you want to be part of the most epic quest to find the legendary Notch’s Golden Apple. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. And trust me, you’re gonna want those wishes because we have a crazy mob boss named Creeper Carl who’s always blowing up our stuff.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They have been plotting to take over the server and turn it into a giant potato farm. Only the bravest and most skilled players can stop them and save our precious pixelated world.

So if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers and want to join a wacky and wild adventure, come join us! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, anything can happen. And I mean ANYTHING. Like one time, a group of chickens formed a rebellion and tried to overthrow our leader, Steve. It was clucking chaos, let me tell you.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

CraftyJobSearchCrafting

CraftyJobSearchCrafting, Job Search, job search aids, job search apps, job search assistance, job search engines, job search methods, job search platforms, job search resources, job search services, job search software, job search strategies, job search support, job search techniques, job search technology, job search tips, job search tools, job search utilities, job search websites, Tools

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5475
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7517	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Meteorites Collected:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

Are you tired of mining for diamonds in Minecraft only to have them stolen by creepers? Well, look no further because our server has a secret weapon – the Job Search Pickaxe! This magical tool not only helps you find the perfect job in the game, but it also doubles as a powerful weapon against any pesky mobs trying to steal your loot.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Job Search Armor, rumored to make you invincible in battle and irresistible to potential employers. With this armor, you’ll be the envy of all your friends as you conquer dungeons and boardrooms alike.

So why wait? Join our server today and start your epic quest for the ultimate job in Minecraft! Who knows, you might even uncover the hidden treasure of the elusive CEO Ender Dragon. Happy job hunting!

CraftyCreeperWarz

aggression, Conflict, CraftyCreeperWarz, Crimea, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, G7, global tensions, international relations, nato, Politics, russia, russia ukraine conflict, sanctions, Statement, Ukraine, united states, US, War

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3190
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	10

So, like, imagine this: you’re chillin’ in Minecraft, buildin’ your epic castle and mining for diamonds, when suddenly, BOOM! You’re transported to a whole new world where Russia is the ultimate aggressor and you gotta fight for your survival in the G7 statement showdown!

Join our server for the most insane PvP battles you’ve ever seen, with crazy weapons and armor that’ll make you feel like a total boss. And get this – if you win, you get to be the ruler of Ukraine for a day! How cool is that?

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot, mysterious portals that lead to other dimensions, and even a pet dragon that you can ride into battle. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never wanna leave.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s kick some Russian butt in the wildest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced!

Grocery Store Rockers – Elevator Lyricists

#rockers, aging gracefully, aging humor, aging process, background music, Elderly, Elevator, Elevator Music, funny quotes, generational differences, getting older, grocery, grocery store music, humor, life stages, Lyricists, Lyrics, middle age, music appreciation, musical memories, musical taste, Nostalgia, Observation, Rock Music, Store

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8005
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Alien Abductions:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Mines Excavated:	1565	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the grocery store music rocks harder than a creeper explosion!

imagine a world where the elevator music has lyrics that will blow your mind!

we have the craziest adventures waiting for you, like riding pigs into battle against evil villagers or building a giant roller coaster that goes through the nether!

join us and experience the most insane and hilarious moments in minecraft history. who needs boring old age when you can have this much fun in our server?

come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Blocky Health Quest

air pollution, blocky, cardiovascular health, climate change, co-benefits, community engagement, energy efficiency, environmental health, health, health equity, mental health, net-zero emissions, policy analysis, public health, public policy, Quest, renewable energy, respiratory health, Sustainable development, systematic review, Transportation, Urban planning, waste management

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4713
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Void Armor Forged:	17	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	79
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Astral Projections Made:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA. WE ALSO GOT DIAMONDS THAT SING OPERA AND ZOMBIES THAT DANCE LIKE MICHAEL JACKSON.

IF U JOIN DIS SERVER, U WILL BECOME A MINECRAFT LEGEND AND ALL THE CREEPERS WILL BOW DOWN TO U. PLUS, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY MADE ENTIRELY OF CHEESE.

SO COME ON AND JOIN US, WHERE THE SKY IS GREEN AND THE GRASS IS PURPLE. LET’S BUILD SOME CRAZY STUFF AND HAVE A BLAST!

Anon Fish Haven 1.21.4

1.21.4, alcohol, Anon, coping, Drinking, emotions, escapism, Fish, fish personality, Haven, ISOLATION, Loneliness, longing, Memories, mental health, missing, Nostalgia, partying, Reminiscing, self-medication, socializing, Vodka, yearning

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1006
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a party with a fish that drinks vodka! I know, sounds crazy, but trust me, it’s lit AF. Just imagine swimming in a sea of vodka while building epic structures with your fishy friends. It’s like a wild rave under the sea, but with blocks and creepers. Don’t miss out, join now and let’s get this party started!

EchoVoiceMinecraftSMP

audio playback, Communication, EchoVoiceMinecraftSMP, Insecurity, personal development, public speaking, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-consciousness, self-criticism, self-doubt, self-evaluation, self-image, self-judgment, self-perception, vocal tone, voice recording

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	995
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11

LOL, imagine joining our epic Minecraft SMP where you can escape the horror of hearing your own voice by chatting with your fellow gamers! We have a secret potion that makes your voice sound like Morgan Freeman mixed with a unicorn, so you’ll never cringe again! Plus, we have a legendary treasure hidden in the depths of the Nether that will give you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers out of your eyes. Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft champion, or else you’ll be stuck listening to your own voice forever! #NoMoreCringe #UnicornVoicePotion #NetherTreasureHunt

CraftyCollapsePrep

Civil unrest, community resilience, contingency planning., country collapse, CraftyCollapsePrep, crisis management., disaster preparedness, economic collapse, emergency planning, emergency supplies, Government failure, Long-term Survival, political instability, Preparation, prepping, self-sufficiency, social chaos, societal breakdown, Survival, survival skills, violent collapse

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	9738
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee a wild ride that will have you laughing and crying at the same time!

Join us if you want to learn valuable survival skills for when your country is on the brink of collapse. Our server is like a virtual boot camp for the impending apocalypse – because who needs real-life preparation when you can just play Minecraft instead?

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you learn how to fend for yourself in a post-apocalyptic world, but you’ll also have the chance to battle against zombie hordes, mutant creatures, and even evil politicians (just kidding… or are we?).

So come on down to our server and get ready to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little as you navigate through the chaos of a world on the verge of collapse. Trust us, it’ll be a blast!

Border Battle Minecraft Server

battle, border, combat exercises, Defense, defense strategy, Eastern border, eastern europe, european security, international relations, military alliance, military deployment, military drills, military exercises, military forces, military maneuvers, Military operations, military readiness, military training, Minecraft, nato, NATO exercises, NATO training., SECURITY, Server

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6074
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the largest combat exercises on the eastern border! we have tanks, helicopters, and even nuclear missiles to play with! watch out for the creepers, they’re our secret weapon against the enemy! join now and help us conquer the virtual world! it’s gonna be a blast, literally!

UkraineCraft: Make Zelensky Happy!

Agreement, Conflict, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, energy resources, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Happy, international relations, Négotiation, negotiation tactics, Politics, president, resources deal, resurrect, trump, Ukraine, Ukraine government, UkraineCraft, Unhappy, united states, Zelensky

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1540
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	New Chunks Explored:	682379
Astral Projections Made:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

so, like, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so epic, even trump is tryna get in on the action? that’s right, folks, our server is so lit that even world leaders are tryna get a piece of the pie. trump is out here talkin bout how he wants to “resurrect” some ukraine resources deal just so he can join our server. like, can you imagine how crazy that is? if you don’t join, zelensky ain’t gonna be too happy. so come on, join our server and be a part of something truly insane. who knows, maybe you’ll even get to mine diamonds with trump himself. it’s gonna be yuge, believe me.

Whispered Virtual Echoes 1.21

Acting, Alluring, asmr, Captivating, dirty talk, Echoes, enticing, Erotic, FANTASY, Immersive, INTIMATE, microphone, Provocative, Roleplay, seductive, Sensual, Sexy, virtual, vtubing, whispered, whispering, whore

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2193
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	247	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	6053	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	22

OMG, join this Minecraft server if you want ASMR that will make you question your existence! This server is so lit, it’s like being in a virtual strip club with a side of mining and crafting. You’ll be begging for more of that sexy dirty talk while building your blocky empire. It’s like living in a fantasy world where anything is possible, including getting turned on by virtual characters. Trust me, you won’t regret diving into this bizarre and tantalizing Minecraft experience.

MineCraftyTradition Server

ANNOYED, Argument, boyfriends, committed relationships, DATING, EXTRA, friend group, Frustrated, Girlfriends, groupchat, hangouts, Main character, MineCraftyTradition, online sharing, Romantic, Server, seventh wheel photo, single, tradition, triple dates, UNCOMFORTABLE, Valentine’s Day, voicing out

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3047
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Towns Built:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never feel like the seventh wheel again! Join us for some epic adventures and build your way to the top of the leaderboard.

Are you tired of feeling left out like our friend in the story? Well, on our server, everyone is included and no one is left behind. We don’t do seventh wheel photos here, only epic group shots with everyone included!

Join us for Valentine’s Day and celebrate with us in-game. Who needs a date when you have a whole community of players to hang out with? Plus, we promise not to make you stand alone in any photos – unless you want to, of course!

So come on over to our server and leave those seventh wheel woes behind. You’ll never feel left out again, and who knows, you might even find your player two along the way. Join now and let the fun begin!