CraftyGamerGirls Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4967
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Towns Built:	2
Animals Bred:	131	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8469
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a redstone contraption gone wrong.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with diamond-clad warriors riding on pigs, battling against a horde of zombie villagers armed with enchanted pickaxes. It was a sight to behold, and you can be a part of it too!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to secret dungeons filled with loot so rare, even Notch himself would be jealous. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden village where villagers trade emeralds for enchanted golden apples. Who needs diamonds when you have apples that give you superpowers?

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). Just remember to watch out for the seaniggers, discord trannies, and dramaniggers lurking in the shadows. Happy mining!

Mad World’s Completion 1.21.2

1.21.2, Bender, completion, Dead IP, Finally Finished, finished game, Game Announcers, game review, game rumors, Graphic design, jake the dog, Kino, mad, mad world, MGR Revengence, New Game Ideas, no more heroes, offensive content, platinum games, Shutting Down, video games, violent games, voice acting, wii games, worlds

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9523
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Love Letters Sent:	13	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Divine Spears Created:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Emeralds Found:	2991
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	12

Bro, have you ever played a game that’s so offensive it automatically becomes a masterpiece? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our Minecraft server! It’s like playing a game that hasn’t aged a day, just like the graphics in Mad World.

Join us for some crazy fun that’s more violent than a game with Jake the Dog as an announcer shouting dirty things. It’s like Platinum’s second best game, right after MGR Revengence.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the madness of Mad World on our server. Rumor has it that Platinum might shut down, so this might be your last chance to be a part of this epic adventure. Imagine a new Mad World game on our server today – it would be totally awesome, bro!

UnlikableSteveMC SMP

arrogance, dishonesty, insensitivity, lack of accountability, lack of communication skills, lack of confidence, lack of emotional intelligence, lack of empathy, lack of humor, lack of listening skills, lack of respect, lack of self-awareness, negative behavior, Negativity, personality traits, rudeness, Selfishness, smp, Social Skills, UnlikableSteveMC, unlikeable, untrustworthiness

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2692
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Towns Built:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Runes Activated:	7	Ores Mined:	5486
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

So, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? Like, if you’re not on it, then you’re missing out on all the fun and craziness that goes down every day. We’ve got, like, a secret underground club where we ride pigs and have dance parties with creepers. And, like, the admins are all unicorns who grant wishes and stuff.

But, like, the real reason you should join is because we have the best snacks. Like, seriously, we have a never-ending supply of cake and cookies and, like, every time you log on, a magical fairy delivers them to your doorstep. It’s, like, totally insane, dude.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes rainbow fire? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So, like, if you want to be part of the coolest, most ridiculous Minecraft server ever, then you better join us ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Minecrap2024

2024.., Adversity, bad year, Challenges, Difficulties, disappointments, Failures, Frustrations, Hardships, Minecrap2024, misfortunes, negative experiences, Obstacles, regrets, setbacks, shitty year, Struggles, tough times, unfortunate circumstances, unfortunate events

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3652
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Are you still traumatized from the Great Creeper Invasion of 2024? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor-clad llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground base where Steve and Herobrine are actually best friends plotting to take over the world (of Minecraft, that is). Say goodbye to the horrors of 2024 and hello to a new world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Join us now and let’s make 2025 the best year ever!

CraftyBlockz

Assistance, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyBlockz, crisis response, Diplomacy, eastern europe, food aid, foreign policy, Geopolitical, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, kyiv, MIDDLE EAST, Partnership, Peacebuilding, solidarity, strategic ties, Support, Syria, Ukraine

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6065
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	97	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

come join our minecraft server, it’s like syria and ukraine teaming up for a food fight! we promise more food aid shipments than kyiv could ever dream of. build your own strategic alliances and conquer the virtual world with your epic minecraft skills. who needs real world politics when you can have a blast on our server? join now for a wild ride that will leave you hungry for more!

Deplorable to Adorable in Hours

adorable, Appearance, beauty routine, confidence boosting, daily habits, deplorable, Grooming, HOURS, mental health, personal hygiene, self esteem, self grooming, self improvement, self love, self maintenance, self worth, self-care, self-confidence, self-discipline, self-pampering, skincare, Time management, wellness

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6271
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
New Chunks Explored:	533513	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

u wanna join our minecraft server cuz it takes u days or even months to look deplorable, but only a few hours every week to look good. our server got magical potions that make u look like a diamond-studded unicorn with rainbow sparkles shooting out ur butt. plus, we got a secret underground disco where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. join us and become the most fabulous player in all of minecraft land!

Blocky Boob Busters

blocky, boob, breast cancer, Busters, Cancer Genetics, cancer research, exodus, genetic factors, genetic testing, health advancements, hereditary cancer, immunotherapy, inherited, lab-made antibody, medical breakthrough, metastasis, oncology, personalized medicine, Prevention, spread, Targeted therapy, Treatment, tumor growth

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5199
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Alien Abductions:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Ores Mined:	6244	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE FUN THAN A PIG IN A DIAMOND MINE! WE GOT SO MANY CREEPERS YOU’LL THINK YOU’RE IN A MINECRAFT HORROR MOVIE! PLUS, OUR VILLAGERS ARE SO DUMB THEY MAKE VILLAGERS IN OTHER SERVERS LOOK LIKE EINSTEIN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR DIAMOND ARMOR IS SO SHINY, IT MAKES THE SUN JEALOUS! AND OUR WITCHES MAKE THE BEST POTIONS, YOU’LL BE FLYING AROUND LIKE A DRUNK BAT IN NO TIME!

AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST RUN INTO THE LEGENDARY ENDER DRAGON RIDING A GIANT CHICKEN! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

What is the IP for BionicLMAO Minecraft Server?

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4412
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Dragon Scales Harvested:	432	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

BionicLMAO is a talented content creator known for producing comedic and entertaining videos on platforms such as YouTube and TikTok. With a unique sense of humor and engaging personality, BionicLMAO has amassed a large following of fans who eagerly await his next upload. His content often includes skits, challenges, and reaction videos, showcasing his creativity and ability to connect with his audience. Through his lighthearted and engaging content, BionicLMAO has solidified himself as a rising star in the online entertainment world.

Nikke’s Realm 1.21

anniversary, Awaken Rapi., christmas party, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Entertainment Only, FAQ, Game Download, General Info, Merry Nikke., Missilis Candor, nikke on satellite, Nikke Original, Nikkes, Realm, Special Recruit, Stay Tactical, treasure chest, Unbreakable, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8665
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Emeralds Found:	7174	Divine Spears Created:	15
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Star Shards Collected:	275
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Because it’s like a footstep, walk, run event happening from December 26 to January 16. Can you imagine the chaos of running around in Minecraft with all your buddies? It’s gonna be lit! And don’t even get me started on the upcoming events like Co-op: Alteisen on January 3 to January 5. You gotta be there, man! Plus, they got special recruits like Guillotine: Winter Slayer and Rapi: Red Hood. Like, who wouldn’t want to recruit them, right? And the costume passes, bro, the costume passes! Naga: Last Girlhood and Zwei: First Festa are coming up. You gotta dress to impress in Minecraft, you feel me? And they even got codes for some sick rewards. Like, STAYTACTICAL and ENTERTAINMENTONLY, bro! It’s gonna be a party in Minecraft like you’ve never seen before. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this Minecraft party started!

NonsensicalMoose – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5811
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is that?! And our diamond ore spawns are like, totally bananas, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our community events are off the charts, we once had a giant chicken riding contest where everyone had to dress up as chickens and ride around on pigs, it was pure chaos but so much fun! And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party, it’s lit AF!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise, they give out quests and rewards that will blow your mind. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (within reason, of course).

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CryCraft: The Ultimate Meltdown Server

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4445
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Farms Harvested:	555
Emeralds Found:	1504	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Are you tired of crying alone in the dark? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having!

Join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of your favorite meme characters, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Crybaby Clan, a group of players who have mastered the art of crying in the most epic and dramatic ways possible. Join them and learn their secrets to becoming the ultimate crybaby in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the tears of laughter flow as you embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

PutinCraft2025

April 2025, border control, citizenship status, deportation, deportation deadline, expulsion, foreign nationals, government order, illegal migrants, immigration crackdown, Immigration Policy, international relations, migrant population, Migrant workers, migration policy, political decision, putin, PutinCraft2025, residency status, russia, visa regulations

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3431
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Void Gems Collected:	25
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

so, like, this server is so lit, even putin is getting in on the action. he’s like, “all u illegal migrants gotta leave russia by april 2025, but u can come chill on this minecraft server instead.”

we got diamond armor for days, like seriously, you’ll be blinging so hard all the other players will be jelly. and the mobs? they’re like, super chill and just wanna hang out.

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. only the true legends can find it, so if you think you’re up for the challenge, come join us.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper named steve who loves to blow stuff up? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s have a blast together!

5000 Ants SMP

ants, Discord Community Building Farming Cooking Vanilla Cozy Relaxing Gameplay Modpack New HermitCraft-esque 16+ LGBTQ+ Java Server SMP Whitelist Custom Welcoming, Modded, smp

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1158
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	5000 Ants
Description	A building and farming focused server
Features	Custom modpack, welcoming community, vanilla feel, cozy gameplay
Discord	https://discord.gg/SR9hB7Epgz

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server focused on?	Building and farming
What does the custom modpack focus on?	Farming, cooking, and building
Is the community welcoming?	Yes, very friendly!
Does the modpack maintain the vanilla feel of Minecraft?	Yes, it does
Who would enjoy playing on this server?	Anyone who loves cozy and relaxing gameplay

Leafy Lagoon 1.20.1

1.20.1, ABSENT, Distance, emotional, Heartache, lagoon, Leafy, longing, longing for you, love, Memories, miss you, miss you leafy, missing you, Nostalgia, pining, Reminiscing, sentimental, separation, thinking of you, wish you were here, yearning

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3608
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	8983	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	72	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Dragons Tamed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	11

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft, bro? This server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks, man.

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate virtual reality where pigs fly and creepers do the Macarena.

Forget about boring old reality, come join us where the grass is made of Skittles and the trees are made of cotton candy.

You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about that time you accidentally punched a villager in the face.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where the only limit is your imagination. And maybe some pesky Endermen stealing your blocks, but who cares, right? Let’s do this!

GameAddictMC SMP

console gaming, favorite games, GameAddictMC, Gaming, immersive gameplay, long hours of gaming, Mobile Gaming, Modern Gaming, most played, Multiplayer Games, online gaming, PC Gaming, retro gaming, single player games, smp, top video games, video game addiction, video game community, Video game culture, video game streaming, video game tournaments, video games

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8902
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Zombie Dances:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind. Like, seriously, it’s like the coolest place ever. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, and we ride around on flying pigs while battling evil creepers. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can summon dragons to do his bidding. It’s insane, bro.

But that’s not even the best part. We have this annual tournament where we all have to fight each other with nothing but carrots as weapons. It’s hilarious, man. And the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples. Like, who wouldn’t want that?

So if you’re looking for a totally rad Minecraft experience, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. It’s wild, bro.

CraftyPhoneLand

Communication, connectivity, convenience, CraftyPhoneLand, Daily Life, digital age, digital communication, digital dependency., Digital World, Entertainment, Lifestyle, mobile device, Modern Living, personal device, productivity, screen time, Smartphone, smartphone addiction, social media, tech-savvy, Technology

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4072
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Divine Spears Created:	26	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

Are you tired of your boring, mundane life where smartphones rule everything? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Our server is a smartphone-free zone where you can escape the clutches of technology and immerse yourself in a world of pixelated adventures.

Join us and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Phone Boss, who is trying to take over the virtual world with his army of app minions. Use your crafting skills to build epic structures and weapons to take down the Phone Boss once and for all.

But beware, the Phone Boss has some tricks up his sleeve, like sending annoying text messages and making your screen freeze at the worst possible moments. Can you and your fellow players band together to save the Minecraft world from the tyranny of smartphones?

So, if you’re ready to unplug and have a laugh-filled, smartphone-free experience, join our server today! Who needs a smartphone when you can have an axe made out of diamonds, am I right?