CraftyGals – Minecraft Madness | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6070
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Emeralds Found:	3845	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Farms Harvested:	331
Star Shards Collected:	99	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes!

Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself logs on to play! We have secret dungeons filled with treasure, hidden villages with friendly villagers, and a dragon that doubles as a DJ on weekends.

But that’s not all! Our server has exclusive events like the Great Sheep Racing Tournament, where you can ride on the back of a sheep and race against other players for glory and prizes. And don’t forget about our legendary gacha system, where you can win rare items like enchanted swords, diamond armor, and even a pet Enderman!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and become a part of the craziest, most hilarious gaming community in the blocky world! Just remember to watch out for those pesky seaniggers and discord trannies – they’re no match for our epic players!

Seattle Chubby Cuties 1.20.3

1.20.3, asian beauty, Asian curves, Asian girls, asian women, Asians, bbw, big tits, Busty, busty Asians, busty beauties, CHUBBY, curvy, cute, Cuties, Pacific Northwest, plus size, seattle, Seattle area, Seattle locals, voluptuous, Washington state

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9469
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Secret Passages Found:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Yo, bro, forget about chubby Asians with big tits near Seattle, join our Minecraft server instead! Why? Because we have virtual chubby Asians with big tits that you can build houses for and protect from creepers. It’s like a weird anime fantasy come to life, but blocky and pixelated. Plus, who needs real people when you can have virtual ones that won’t judge you for spending 12 hours straight mining diamonds? Join now and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

MomDadMinecraftServer

Boundaries, Communication Issues, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, family relationships, financial struggles, generational differences, gift giving, hurt feelings, long voice messages, misunderstandings, MomDadMinecraftServer, mother-daughter conflict, mother-in-law dynamics, parenting challenges, postpartum stress, pregnancy emotions, setting boundaries, social media etiquette, venting frustrations

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4825
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Dragons Tamed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and only fun and games await! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky landscapes and pixelated wonders.

Looking for a place to escape from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose without worrying about accidentally listening to a voice message meant for someone else.

Embark on quests, build epic structures, and make new friends who won’t complain about your fiancée’s teasing greetings. Plus, our server is a judgment-free zone where you can post baby shower gift pictures whenever you want without fear of meltdowns.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it!

SpellboundSMP – Say my name and get teleported to a random location in the Minecraft world!

Bewitchment, casting a spell, Charm, conjuring, Enchantment, FANTASY, hex, incantation, invoking power, location, Magic, magical name, Minecraft, mystical, mystical spell, name.., Random, sorcery, Spell, SpellboundSMP, Supernatural, teleported, witchcraft, Wizardry, world

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8897
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Dimension Hops:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the Nether!

When you join this server, your name becomes a spell that can summon a herd of dancing llamas or rain down diamond blocks from the sky. It’s like Hogwarts meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and memes.

And get this, every time you say someone’s name on the server, a random mob will spawn and do a little dance for you. It’s like a twisted game of Simon Says, but with creepers and skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and unleash the chaos! Who knows, maybe your name spell will summon a giant flying pig that shoots lasers out of its eyes. The possibilities are endless, just like my mom’s meatloaf recipe.

PetPalsCraft

Animal Behavior, Bonding, Communication, Companionship, Connection, emotional intelligence, human-animal bond, pet behavior, pet care, pet communication, pet companionship., pet empathy, pet love, pet owners, pet psychology, pet relationships, Pet understanding, PetPalsCraft, Pets, Understanding

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5711
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	76	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Crops Grown:	3418	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Zombie Dances:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Love Letters Sent:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	332

Do you ever feel like your pet is secretly plotting against you? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special potion that allows your in-game pet to communicate with you telepathically! Imagine having your trusty Minecraft dog whispering hilarious jokes and witty comebacks in your ear as you explore the virtual world together.

Join our server and witness the epic saga of Sir Fluffykins, the heroic Minecraft cat who single-handedly defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a fish and a can-do attitude. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon the legendary Piggy McPorkchop, the swine who can outsmart any player in a game of hide-and-seek.

So come on over and experience the magic of our Minecraft server, where pets are more than just companions – they’re your partners in crime, your confidants, and your ticket to a world of endless laughter and adventure. Who knows, maybe your pet will finally reveal their master plan to take over the server and become the ultimate ruler of the pixelated realm!

Sky High Survival

air transportation, air travel, airline incidents, airline regulations, airline safety, airplane fatalities, airplane safety, Aviation (Industry), aviation accidents, aviation news, aviation safety measures, commercial airplane, flight dangers, flight mortality, flight risks, HIGH, passenger safety, plane accidents, plane crashes, SKY, Survival, travel risks, Travel Statistics

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3325
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Runes Activated:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Mines Excavated:	4822
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Emeralds Found:	317

so, like, u ever been on a plane and thought “wow, what if i die in a fiery crash”? well, guess what, the chances just went UP! but fear not, cuz u can escape that fate by joining our EPIC minecraft server! no more worrying about plummeting to ur doom, just build ur own lil world and chillax with ur pals. plus, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. no joke. join now before the airplanes get u!

PizzaCity

Active, apply, bedrock, Chill, Community, Dedicated, Discord, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Join, laid back, multiplayer, PizzaCity, Player Base, Server, smp, Survival, Tags: Minecraft, Vanilla, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1999
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Dragons Tamed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Are you looking for a laid-back whitelisted Bedrock SMP server with a friendly community? Look no further, we have a dedicated player base and a relatively active Discord. If you’re looking for a chill server then join today! Visit our website to apply.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I apply to join the server?	You can visit our website and fill out the application form.
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, the server is whitelisted to maintain a friendly and safe community.
How active is the Discord server?	We have a relatively active Discord server where players can chat and coordinate in-game activities.
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	The server runs on the Bedrock edition of Minecraft.

Eternal Kingdoms 1.20.2

#kroniijokes, #kroniirotic, #kronillust, #krossets, #krotime, #nsfwart, #OKTK, #ourokronii, 1.20.2, bgm, Collabs, cover, ETERNAL, fanbase, hololive, Kingdoms, love, merch, Music, originalsong, QandA, Reporting, Schedule, streaming

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9167
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Meteorites Collected:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Yo, you wanna join this Minecraft server? It’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of OuroKronii! We got streams, we got memes, we got fanbase tags that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the original songs and BGMs – they’ll have you grooving like a creeper on a dance floor!

TasteTestWifey

béchamel sauce, cayenne pepper, Chef, chicken noodle soup, Communication, Cooking, creamy chicken and wild rice soup, culinary skills, Dinner, family, family dynamics, Food, food critique, home cook, kitchen, meal preparation, recipe experimentation, spice usage, taste testing, TasteTestWifey

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8581
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Are you tired of cooking amazing meals for your ungrateful family? Join our Minecraft server where all your culinary creations will be appreciated like never before!

Imagine a world where every block you place is like seasoning a dish to perfection. Our community of players will savor every build you create, just like they savor your delicious meals.

No more family members disrespecting your cooking skills by adding cayenne pepper without even tasting the dish first. On our server, your creations will be treated with the respect they deserve.

So come join us and experience a world where your culinary talents are truly valued. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual chef friend who will praise your building skills just like your real chef friend praised your cooking chops!

Y2KTeenager Minecraft SMP

adolescence, aim, Coming of Age, dial-up internet, early 2000s, emo, fashion, flip phones, internet, low rise jeans, Minecraft, Music, myspace, Nostalgia, pop culture, Pop Punk, smp, social media, Technology, teenager, trends, y2k, Y2KTeenager

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6079
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	New Chunks Explored:	905168
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Ores Mined:	2932	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, back in the early 2000s, being a teenager was like, soooo cray cray. But on this server, it’s like reliving those wild times but in blocky form. We have like, the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. And like, the mods are like, super cool and always throwing parties with unlimited cake and fireworks. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasure. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and shenanigans. So come join us and let’s make some memories that’ll last a lifetime, or at least until the next update wipes everything out. YOLO, amirite?

SongRentFreeCraft

#earworm, brain soundtrack, can’t stop singing, catchy tune, constant earworm., constant replay, endless loop., mental playlist, music obsession, musical addiction, musical loop, musical obsession., never-ending earworm, never-ending song, nonstop music, persistent melody, song on repeat, song stuck on repeat, SongRentFreeCraft, stuck in my head, tune stuck in my brain

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4368
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Star Shards Collected:	262
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	11

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate jam-packed party for your blocky adventures!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant creepers with laser eyes, riding on flying pigs that poop diamonds, and building a castle made entirely of rainbow-colored obsidian.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Jukebox Jamboree, where all the songs in your head come to life and throw the wildest dance parties you’ve ever seen. So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the music take over your Minecraft world!

AstroCraft Minecraft Server

2032, asteroid, ASTROCRAFT, Astronomy, celestial body, collision, Cosmic, discovery, Earth, Impact, Minecraft, NASA, near-Earth object, planetary defense, potential threat, Probability, risk assessment, Science, Server, SKY, Space, space exploration, Universe

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5593
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Void Armor Forged:	28	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	40	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	11

OMG GUYS, SO THERES THIS CRAZY ASTEROID THAT MIGHT SMASH INTO EARTH IN 2032, BUT DONT WORRY, WE FOUND A WAY TO ESCAPE! JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND BUILD A GIANT SPACESHIP TO FLY AWAY TO SAFETY! WE GOT CREEPERS AS ALIENS, ZOMBIES AS SPACE INVADERS, AND DIAMONDS AS FUEL! COME JOIN US BEFORE ITS TOO LATE AND WE ALL BECOME SPACE DUST! #ASTEROIDPARTY2022 #SAVETHEBLOCKS 🚀💎🌌

PotomacCraft: Air Traffic Control

Air, air traffic control, airport closure, Aviation, control, crashes, Delays, emergency, ground stop, Incident, investigation, News, Potomac River, PotomacCraft, Reagan National Airport, rescue operation, Safety, small aircraft, traffic, traffic control, Transportation, travel, Updates, washington dc

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1694
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Void Gems Collected:	30	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Runes Activated:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72	Towns Built:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much chaos that even planes are crashing into rivers just to get a taste of the action! we’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground base where the llamas rule with an iron hoof. if you’re not afraid of a little turbulence, then hop on board and see if you can survive the madness. who needs a boring old airport when you can have a crash landing in our world of mayhem and mischief? come on, what are you waiting for? the llamas are calling your name!

Vaxxed&Vulnerable: Infertility&KidneyRisk

comorbidities, coronavirus, Covid-19, COVID-19-related, diseases, fully vaccinated, general population, health, infertility disorders, InfertilityKidneyRisk, kidney diseases, long-term effects, mortality, mortality risk, pandemic, Population, research, Risks, study, vaccinated individuals, VaxxedVulnerable

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8062
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Buildings Constructed:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	117	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

LOLZ come join our EPIC Minecraft server where we have a study of 58 million blockheads and found out that if you have eight diseases like potatoitis and creeperphobia, you are five times more likely to die from a zombie attack than the general Steve population! 😱🧟‍♂️

But don’t worry, our server has magical potions and enchanted armor to protect you from any deadly mobs or diseases. Plus, we have a secret underground base where you can hide from any pesky creepers or skeletons trying to ruin your day. 🕵️‍♂️🦴

So come on over and join us for some crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Just watch out for those killer chickens, they’re no joke! 🐔💥 #MinecraftMadness

Solitary Madness 1.20.4

+18, 1.20.4, alone in my room, chat buddy, Drinking, drunk rant, gaming buddy, going insane, ISOLATION, Loneliness, madness, mental health, near my age, need someone to talk to, no blacks, no ESLs, no fat fucks, no gays, play games, seeking company, socializing, solitary, vc on discord

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4112
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	75	Mines Excavated:	2880
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and chaotic time ever! We have more madness than a drunk rant about absolute bullshit! No boring people allowed, only cool kids who are ready to game and have a blast. Plus, we have a strict no-gays, no-blacks, no-fat-fucks, and no-ESLs policy because we only want the best of the best. So if you’re ready to join a server that’s as wild as a room full of crazy people, then hop on board and let’s get this party started!

DailyDuo Minecraft Server

autism, bathroom etiquette, college dorms, college life, daily routine, DailyDuo, disruptive behavior, Minecraft, on-campus living, personal hygiene, petty behavior, roommate conflict, roommate issues, Routine, Schedule, Server, shower schedule, shower seat, shower stall, showering, showering habits, Skincare Routine

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6816
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	88
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Void Armor Forged:	12	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that caters to your specific routine? Look no further! Our server is perfect for high-functioning autistics who need a consistent showering schedule. Join us and experience the thrill of showering in our handicap stall every single day at 6:30 PM sharp!

But wait, there’s more! Encounter hilarious drama with other players who just can’t handle your showering routine. Watch as they groan, sigh, and complain loudly about the big shower being taken. Will you stand your ground and assert your showering rights, or will you be pressured to finish up faster? The choice is yours!

Join now and witness epic showdowns in the bathroom, where grunting, cursing, and stomping are all part of the fun. And don’t forget to lotion your skin extra slowly for maximum pettiness – it’s all part of the experience!

So, are you ready to dive into the wild world of showering drama? Join our server today and show everyone that showering at the same time every day is not just a routine, it’s a way of life!