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Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Crafty Gig – Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than Kinich’s fiery pursuit? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with crazier characters than Raiden Shogun and Chevreuse combined. We’ve got more weapons than Fang of the Mountain King and Engulfing Lightning put together – you’ll be unstoppable!

But wait, there’s more! Daily check-in rewards that are more permanent than Thoma’s loyalty, and redeemable codes that will make you feel as epic as Kujou Sara in battle. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon Primogems that will make you richer than a treasure hoard in Natlan.

So why wait? Join us now and embark on a journey crazier than a Genshin Impact crossover event with Minecraft. Don’t miss out on the fun – who knows, you might even discover a secret code that unlocks a hidden realm filled with diamond armor and enchanted swords!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Zombie Dances:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	126	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Liquidated Shorty Minecraft SMP

asset management, capital preservation, financial loss, financial markets, investment decisions, investment portfolio, investment strategy, liquidated, liquidated position, market analysis, market conditions, market trends, market volatility, Minecraft, risk assessment, risk management, risk tolerance, short selling, shorty, smp, stock market, trading discipline, trading psychology, trading strategy

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to experience wild adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of chickens, and participating in epic llama races across the map.

Oh, and did I mention that our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to let loose and dance the night away? Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on that!

So come on and join us before my shorts get liquidated again (don’t ask, it’s a long story). Let’s make some hilarious memories together on this wacky Minecraft SMP!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Dimension Hops:	15
Crops Grown:	3893	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

LootCraft Minecraft Server

autism program, emotional control, emotional needs, expensive laptop, family dynamics, financial aid, financial burden, gaming laptop, gift, high school, Job, Lootcraft, Minecraft, needs vs wants, saving money, second hand, Selfishness, sensory overload, Server, sibling support, Siblings, socializing, Therapy

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever! Join now for the wildest adventures and craziest stories you’ll ever experience in the blocky world.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale that will make you want to hit that join button faster than you can say “creeper”.

Once upon a time, in a land filled with pixelated wonders, there was a player who had a gaming laptop worth over 1k. But alas, their parents wanted to sell it to fund a program for their autistic sibling. Can you believe it? The nerve! But fear not, for on our server, you can keep all your precious loot safe from greedy parents and siblings alike.

Embark on quests, build magnificent structures, and battle fierce mobs with your trusty pickaxe. And remember, on our server, it’s all about you and your epic gaming adventures. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3133	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

GlazedGamerZzz

Assertiveness, bedtime, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, dinner etiquette, emotional boundaries, emotional response, feeling belittled, feeling disrespected, GlazedGamerZzz, household dynamics, moving in together, partner conflict, personal space, relationship issues, self-care, socializing, stress, wine glasses, wine preferences

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as juicy as a bottle of red wine in a white wine glass! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the arancini balls your friend accidentally mistook for meatballs.

Looking for a server where you can escape the stress of real life, like water escaping onto your apartment floor? Look no further! Our community is here to support you through all the ups and downs, whether it’s dealing with irrational partners or finding solace in a virtual world.

Join us now and experience the thrill of virtual wine glass debates, emotional rollercoasters, and questionable eye-glazing accusations. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right here on our Minecraft server? Don’t be a d*ckhead, come join the fun!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

LoveNest SMP: Discussing Co-Living!

Boundaries, career goals, children, Cohabitation, Coliving, Communication, compatibility, compromise, Decision making, Discussing, Expectations, family, finances, future plans, household responsibilities, living together, love, LoveNest, partner, personal space, Pets, relationship, smp, Trust

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want to find your player 2? Look no further than our chaotic SMP server! Join us if you’re ready to embark on a journey filled with love, drama, and creeper explosions.

Before moving in together in our virtual world, make sure to ask your lover important questions like: “Do you prefer diamond armor or netherite armor?” “Are you okay with me stealing all the diamonds in our shared chest?” and “Will you protect me from Endermen while I mine for obsidian?”

Join our server now and find out if your relationship can survive the ultimate test of building a house together in Minecraft! Who needs couples therapy when you have a pickaxe and a crafting table?

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	119	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

CraftyCarFiasco

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Are you tired of waiting for flying cars to become a reality? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have flying pigs! That’s right, pigs that can sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels. Join us and witness the most epic piggy air show you’ve ever seen!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who are rumored to grant wishes to those who can solve their riddles. Will you be the one to uncover the treasures hidden within the llama kingdom?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a portal to a parallel universe where cows rule the land and zombies wear top hats. It’s a wacky world out there, but we guarantee you’ll have a blast exploring all the bizarre wonders our server has to offer.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other! Who needs flying cars when you have flying pigs, diamond llamas, and a cow-dominated alternate reality at your fingertips?

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Vape Land: Baby Creeper Hazard

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Yo, dis server be lit AF, like a vape cloud in da sky! Join us and get exposed to all da vape and e-cigarette residue you want, cuz we ain’t afraid to take risks, just like dem unborn baby mice in our crazy experiments! Who needs a normal immune system when you can have a super immune system from all dat vape residue, amirite? So come on, join da madness and see what happens when you mix Minecraft with vape clouds and pregnant mice! It’s gonna be a wild ride, fo sho!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Zombie Dances:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

> Be Me Minecraft Server

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> Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life relationships! > Our server is filled with handsome players who are too busy building epic structures to worry about “used goods” > Plus, we have a special feature where if you enter someone’s vicinity, they will be too busy guarding their virtual lover to bother you > So come join us and build your own virtual paradise without any awkward encounters!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Towns Built:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

The Power of Rings SMP

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Yesterday’s episode was an absolute disaster! The server admin accidentally turned all the pigs into flying llamas and chaos ensued. But hey, that’s just another day on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Join us if you dare, where every day is a new adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of ridiculous shenanigans will happen next? So grab your pickaxe and come join the fun! Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, anything can happen – even turning pigs into flying llamas!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70	Divine Scrolls Written:	11

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

NoRegretsMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, unexpected plot twists, and a community of players who are just as wacky as you are.

Imagine starting fresh in a world where every block you break reveals a new surprise – whether it’s a hidden treasure chest filled with rare items or a trap set by mischievous players. You’ll never know what to expect next, but one thing’s for sure: you’ll never be bored.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature rumored to lay diamond eggs. Join us and embark on a quest to find this elusive bird and claim its riches for yourself. Just be prepared for the chaos that ensues when everyone in the server starts hunting for the Diamond Chicken at the same time.

So why wait? Join our SMP today and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard that you fall out of your minecart!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Ores Mined:	1537
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
New Chunks Explored:	597969	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

WeirdoCraft

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Remember that weird kid in school who always had the craziest stories? Well, imagine if that kid created a Minecraft server – that’s basically what you’re getting with this server!

Join us if you want to experience the most bizarre and hilarious adventures in Minecraft. From riding pigs into battle to building giant statues of llamas, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that the server is actually run by a group of talking chickens who have a secret plan to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for world domination, or will you be the hero who saves the day?

Either way, you’ll never forget the crazy antics and unforgettable moments you’ll experience on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	82	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Farms Harvested:	712
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

NukeCraft Server: Sink or Swim!

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lolz come join our minecraft server where we have crazier things happen than a chinese nuclear attack submarine sinking!!! like, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and turn into diamond blocks when you defeat them!!!

our server is so lit that even the creepers are afraid to blow up because they know they can’t handle the epicness happening here!!! plus, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and lava slides for you to explore!!!

join now and experience the madness for yourself, because on our server, anything is possible, even a chinese nuclear attack submarine sinking!!!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

BlockyBandits: Raiding & Laughing!

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come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape the craziness of the real world! we have so much fun stuff to do like building giant statues of chickens, riding pigs into battle, and even playing hide and seek with creepers!

our community is full of friendly players who will help you out if you get lost or need some diamonds. plus, we have the best parties in the virtual world – last week we had a dance party with skeletons and zombies! it was lit, fam.

so what are you waiting for? come join us on our minecraft server and let’s make some memories together. oh, and did we mention that our server is protected by a magical unicorn who shoots rainbows out of its butt? yeah, it’s pretty awesome.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

ToxicCraft: Blood, Hair, Milk

bisphenol, Blood, breast milk, Chemicals, consumer safety, contamination, environmental pollution, food packaging, hair, health risks, human blood, humans, Industrial Chemicals, metals, milk, PFAS, phthalates, public health, toxic compounds, ToxicCraft, toxicology, Toxins, volatile organic compounds

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most lit parties with creeper DJs and zombie dancers. we have so many toxins from food packaging that you’ll feel like you’re in a real-life apocalypse! our players have been found with chemicals in their blood, hair, and even breast milk – talk about dedication to the game! we’ve got compounds that are super toxic like PFAS, bisphenol, metals, phthalates, and volatile organic compounds – it’s like a science experiment gone wrong! join us and see if you can survive the ultimate toxic minecraft experience!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Chimeras Created:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Enchantments Applied:	147	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7