CraftyFoodieZapScientists

#cyberattacks, Academia, alcohol, CraftyFoodieZapScientists, extremists, fascists, harms, health, Lawsuits, physical violence, prohibitionists, public health, research, Safety, scientists, study, Surveillance, Threats, tobacco, ultra-processed foods, zealots

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9541
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	30
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	5

New Minecraft Servers

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER OR ELSE YOU’LL BE ATTACKED BY EVIL TOBACCO MONSTERS, ALCOHOL GHOSTS, AND ULTRA-PROCESSED FOOD ZOMBIES! SCIENTISTS ARE FIGHTING THEM OFF EVERY DAY WITH THEIR PICKAXES AND SWORDS, BUT THEY NEED YOUR HELP! IF YOU DON’T JOIN, YOU’LL BE LABELED AS AN EXTREMIST, FASCIST, ZEALOT, OR PROHIBITIONIST! DON’T BE A VICTIM OF THE CYBERATTACKS, LAWSUITS, SURVEILLANCE, AND PHYSICAL VIOLENCE! JOIN NOW AND SAVE THE WORLD FROM THE EVILS OF TOBACCO, ALCOHOL, AND JUNK FOOD!

Coffee Crafters 1.20.4

1.20.4, aroma, aroma therapy, Breakfast, Brewing, Caffeine, coffee, Comforting, Cooking, Crafters, Home decor, kitchen, morning routine, Nostalgia, Old fashioned, period kitchen, Retro, sensory experience, smell, Traditional, vintage, Wake Up

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4395
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Buildings Constructed:	14	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Love Letters Sent:	13	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Yo, bro, imagine this: a Minecraft server where the kitchen is straight out of the medieval times! Like, you can cook up some digital feasts while dodging creepers and zombies! It’s like Iron Chef meets The Walking Dead, but with blocks and stuff.

And get this, there are secret passages hidden behind the pantry shelves! You can sneak around and surprise your friends while they’re cooking up some pork chops. It’s like a real-life game of Clue, but with more explosions and less murder.

Plus, the kitchen is haunted by the ghost of a chef who only knows how to make pixelated spaghetti. It’s like having a spooky roommate who’s always trying to feed you carbs. So if you’re into cooking, exploring, and dealing with supernatural beings, then this server is the place for you! Just watch out for the flying pots and pans, they have a mind of their own.

FamilyEvent FOMO Minecraft Server

blended family, exclusion, family betrayal, family bond, Family dance, family decision, family dynamics, family event, family inclusion, family loyalty, family member, family relationships, Family Support, family unit, family unity, Family Values, FamilyEvent, FOMO, hurt feelings, Minecraft, Server, stepmom, uninvited

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4430
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Towns Built:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Votes:	7495
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Magic Items Found:	3304

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can feel like part of the family? Well, look no further! Our server is like a big, happy family…except without the drama of excluding step-moms from family events!

Join us for epic adventures, building competitions, and virtual family bonding time. Plus, we promise not to let the kids kick you out of the family dance – because here, everyone is welcome! So come on over and join the fun, where you’ll never feel like an optional add-on or a family friend. You’re part of the crew now, baby!

ExBuzzedStepMommaCraft

affair partner, blended family, Boundaries, co parenting, Communication, emotions, ex-wife drama, ExBuzzedStepMommaCraft, family dynamics, haircuts, overreacting, parenting roles, relationships, step-parenting, stepdad, stepfamily, stepmom, stepson’s feelings, stepson’s haircut, trust issues

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2465
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Secret Passages Found:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is just as intense as a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine a world where step-parenting drama unfolds like a reality TV show. Picture this: a stepmom, a cheating ex-wife, and a haircut gone wrong. Who needs Netflix when you have our server?

Witness the epic battle over who gets to cut a child’s hair – it’s a showdown you won’t want to miss. Will the stepmom prevail or will the cheating ex-wife and her affair partner have the final say?

Join us for the most outrageous Minecraft server experience you’ll ever encounter. Who needs dragons and creepers when you have step-parenting drama to keep you on the edge of your seat? Don’t miss out on the chaos – join our server now!

FetishCraft: Blocky Bedrock Bizarre

bedrock, BIZARRE, bizarre fetishes, blocky, current partner, fetish discovery, fetish discussion, fetish experiences, fetish exploration, fetish revelations, fetish secrets, fetish sharing, fetish stories, fetish surprises, FetishCraft, kink discovery, kink exploration, partner fetish, past partner, sexual preferences, strange fetish, unique fetishes, unusual fetish, weird fetish

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1128
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Farms Harvested:	475
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Villages Defended:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but building and mining? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and even crazier players.

Our server is home to the most eccentric group of Minecraft enthusiasts you’ll ever meet. From building giant statues of llamas to hosting epic dance parties in the Nether, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society dedicated to uncovering the weirdest fetishes of our players. You won’t believe some of the things we’ve discovered! Join us if you dare to uncover the truth about your fellow Minecrafters.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. See you in the game!

CoupCraft2022

2022 election, Accountability, Attempting a Coup, bolsonaro, Brazil, Brazilian politics, charges, constitutional crisis, Corruption, CoupCraft2022, Democracy, election results, Government, Impeachment, legal action, opposition, POLITICAL CRISIS, power struggle, president, Rule of Law, south america

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2216
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	31	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Buildings Constructed:	29
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Astral Projections Made:	2	Emeralds Found:	6204
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we charge bolsonaro with attempting a coup after he lost the 2022 election. we got crazy battles and epic quests to take down the evil dictator. join us and be a hero in this wild virtual world. plus, we got free virtual tacos for all new players cuz why not? let’s overthrow some corrupt leaders and have a blast doing it. u in?

Looped Minds: Dual BCI Fun

Artificial Intelligence, BCI, brain research, brain science, brain-computer interface, Breakthrough, Chinese researchers, collaboration, cutting-edge technology, DUAL, dual-loop, Fun, human-machine mutual learning, innovation, Looped, machine learning, medical technology, Minds.., neuroengineering, neuroscience, neurotechnology, non-invasive BCI system, research, scientific advancement, Technology

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	140
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Magic Items Found:	5376

so like, imagine this crazy minecraft server where you can like, use your brain to control everything! like, chinese researchers made this mind-blowing ‘dual-loop’ thingy that lets you control stuff in the game just by thinking about it! it’s like telekinesis but in minecraft, bro!

you can like, make friends with the mobs and teach them to do your bidding, or build epic structures just by using your mind power! it’s like being a wizard but in blocky pixel land!

join this server and unlock the true potential of your brain, become a master of the minecraft universe with the power of your thoughts! plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s on the cutting edge of technology and stuff? it’s like living in the future, but in minecraft form! so come on, join us and let’s make some mind-blowing memories together!

Mystic Haven 1.20.4

1.20.4, Accompaniment, Cardamom, Chattini, chili peppers, condiment, Cooking, Coriander, cumin, flavor enhancer, Flavorful, foodie, fusion cuisine, garlic, Ginger, Haven, homemade, Indian Cuisine, mystic, recipe, spicy sauce, tangy, Versatile

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	296
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	69
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7220	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3

Hey you, yeah you! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have the server for you!

Join this server and experience the thrill of mining for magical crystals that will give you superpowers! Fly like a chicken, shoot fireballs from your eyes, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking llamas who will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has the most epic dance parties every Friday night. Get ready to bust a move with your blocky buddies and show off your best creeper impression.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and enter a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). See you on the other side, fellow Minecraft maniacs!

CraftyRoomie Minecraft Server

apartment living, Boundaries, college campus, CraftyRoomie, creepy behavior, DISRESPECTFUL, invasion of privacy, LGBTQ, Minecraft, personal space, roommate, roommate boundaries, roommate communication, roommate conflicts, roommate etiquette, roommate issues, roommate problems, roommate relationships, Server, setting boundaries, sexual harassment, student housing, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4705
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from creepy roommates and live in a world where boundaries actually exist!

Join us if you’re tired of someone constantly invading your personal space and making weird comments about your relationships. Our server is a safe haven where you can build your dream home without worrying about someone lurking behind you while you cook or watching your every move.

We promise no one will ask you to use your kitchen supplies and leave stains all over them, or judge your gaming skills from the couch. Plus, our community is full of respectful players who won’t make you feel uncomfortable with inappropriate questions about dominance.

So come on over and start fresh in a world where you can set boundaries and actually have them respected. Say goodbye to creepy roommates and hello to a fun and safe Minecraft experience!

Mom’s Minecraft Mansion

aita, Arguing, bothered, Boyfriend, deal with it, family conflict, House, irritated, kicked out, MANSION, Minecraft, moms, not talking, School, sex, stressed, Teen, Testing, tired, weekends, work, yelled at mom, Younger Brother

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4501
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Are you tired of hearing your mom and her boyfriend do the dirty deed every night? Do you need a break from the awkwardness of living with a sex-crazed couple? Then come join our Minecraft server, where you can escape the sounds of passion and build your own virtual paradise!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind after a long day of dealing with your mom’s bedroom antics. You can create your own world, far away from the moans and groans that haunt your dreams. Plus, our community is filled with players who understand the struggle of living with a mom who just can’t keep it down.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to awkward encounters forever. Who needs real life drama when you can have a blast in the blocky world of Minecraft? Trust us, it’s way more fun than listening to your mom and her boyfriend getting it on every night.

BlockBusterCraft

BlockBusterCraft, chevron, corporate downsizing, Doge, economic impact, economic instability, Economy, financial crisis, job cuts, job insecurity, job loss, job market, job security, job uncertainty, labor market, Layoffs, layoffs trend, recession, Southwest Airlines, unemployment, workforce reduction

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2388
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Void Gems Collected:	28	Villages Defended:	12
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11

Are you tired of the real world economy going down the drain? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only layoffs you’ll see are when creepers blow up your house! No more worrying about Doge or Chevron, just focus on building your dream world with unlimited resources and endless fun. Who needs Southwest Airlines when you can fly around on a dragon in the virtual world? Join us now and escape the real world chaos for good!

Cosmic Crafters 1.20.6

1.20.6, circumcised, circumcision controversy, circumcision debate, circumcision myths, Cosmic, Crafters, Cum, ejaculation, Foreskin, genital hygiene, genitalia, male anatomy, male circumcision, male reproductive system, penises, reproductive health, sexual function, sexual health, sexual myths, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, uncircumcised

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5224
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7

Join our Minecraft server and find out if uncircumcised penises really do have more cum!

We’ve got pixelated pigs, cows, and chickens that will blow your mind with their reproductive abilities.

Explore our virtual world and uncover the truth about foreskin and its impact on ejaculation volume.

Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to witness the ultimate showdown between circumcised and uncircumcised players.

Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your pants)!

BlockyFamilyDrama

abandonment, Abuse, addiction, BETRAYAL, BlockyFamilyDrama, boundaries crossed, communication breakdown, dishonesty, emotional trauma, family conflict, financial issues, irreparable damage, lack of respect, Manipulation, mental health issues, neglect, toxic relationship, trust broken, unforgivable actions, unresolved issues, values clash

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	709
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Votes:	8135

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and looking for a fresh start? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all your family baggage behind as you embark on epic adventures in a virtual world where the only family you need is your fellow players. Who needs Aunt Karen’s passive-aggressive comments when you can be building a castle with your new BFFs? Say goodbye to family drama and hello to a new Minecraft family on our server!

CraftyPutinLather

Agreement, CraftyPutinLather, Deal, Diplomacy, EXCITEMENT, foreign policy, influence, international relations, Kremlin, lather, Liking, Manipulation, Media, mouthpieces, Négotiation, negotiation tactics, political strategy, Propaganda, putin, russia, US administration

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5223
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Runes Activated:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Potions Brewed:	159
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25

So, like, picture this: You’re chillin’ in Minecraft, buildin’ your epic castle, when suddenly Putin’s mouthpieces start freakin’ out! They’re all like, “OMG, the US administration is makin’ deals that we love!” And you’re just like, “WTF?!”

But don’t worry, cuz on this server, we don’t deal with all that political drama. We’re all about havin’ a good time and buildin’ crazy stuff! Join us for epic adventures, insane battles, and maybe even a dance party or two. Plus, rumor has it that Putin himself might even make a guest appearance. So come on down and join the fun! You won’t regret it, trust me.

The Pen Roleplay Non-OP Prison Guards Quests

administrator, auction house, Bounties, Bows, citizen, classic prisons, Community, Contraband, Discord, Gangs, Guards, Moderator, Nonop, Parkour, pen, Potions, Prison, PvP, Quests, Ranks, Roleplay, senior guard, server ip, Swords, warden

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5786
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9344
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Discord	Join our Discord
Server IP	play.thepen-mc.net

What’s the Deal?

Classic. Nostalgic. Barebones. Prison.

Do you remember the old days of Prison Servers? If you enjoyed the grind and community aspect of a Classic Prison Server, you’re in the right place.

What makes this server different?

Features	Become a Parolee Prestiges Guards Quests Gangs Illegal items The grind Rent a prison cell Basic tools Solitary Confinement Bounties Auction House Parkour challenges and hidden Quests Multiple ways to Earn Money

Ranks

Rank	Requirements
A – Default Prisoner	N/A
B – $25,000	Earn $25,000 in-game
C – $80,000	Earn $80,000 in-game
D – $250,000	Earn $250,000 in-game
E – $800,000	Earn $800,000 in-game
Parolee – $1,500,000	Earn $1,500,000 in-game
Citizen – $2,000,000	Earn $2,000,000 in-game

Guards

Guards bring a Roleplay aspect to the server and help maintain order in the prison.

Guards will enforce rules such as no PVP, illegal items, etc.

Join Our Server

Join our Discord and start playing on play.thepen-mc.net

Mindset Escape 1.21.4

1.21.4, Escape, mindset

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9101
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky!

Forget about boring old reality and dive headfirst into a land of pixelated chaos and madness.

You’ll never know what to expect next, whether it’s a giant chicken boss or a hidden dungeon filled with talking llamas.

So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your sword, and get ready to embark on the craziest adventure of your life.

Just remember to go off your medication before logging in – things are about to get wild!