CraftyF*ckItLand | New Minecraft Servers 2025

EndlessEatsMC

Appetite, comfort, craving, cuisine, Culinary, DELICIOUS, Dine, dish, Eat, EndlessEatsMC, Favorite, feast, Food, Gastronomy, Hunger, indulge, Meal, never tired, satisfying, Tasty, yum

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9693
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	50	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Crops Grown:	9812	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Imagine a Minecraft server where the only food available is unlimited pizza! That’s right, no more boring old bread or carrots, just delicious, cheesy pizza for days. And not just any pizza, but pizza that gives you superpowers in the game. Want to fly like Superman or shoot fireballs from your hands? Just eat a slice of our magical pizza and watch the magic happen.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that the lair is guarded by a giant chicken who will challenge you to a dance-off for the key to unlock the riches. Can you out-dance a chicken and claim the treasure for yourself?

So if you’re tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring food options and lackluster adventures, come join us for a pizza-filled, treasure-hunting, chicken-dancing good time. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SeaAggroCraft Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific region, China, Conflict Resolution, defense agreements, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Military, Minecraft, Missiles, Négotiation, peace talks, Philippine president, sea aggression, SeaAggroCraft, SECURITY, Server, South China Sea, strategic alliances, territorial disputes, US

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	6616
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, the Philippine president be out here makin’ deals with China like it’s a freakin’ reality show! He’s all like, “Stop sea aggression and I’ll give back them missiles to the US, yo!” Like, what even is happening?! It’s like a soap opera up in here, but with blocks and creepers and stuff. So come on and join the fun, you never know what kind of wild shenanigans will go down next!

DeifinitelyCrafted

#announcement, Al-Qassam Brigades, armed wing, Assassination, Conflict, DeifinitelyCrafted, gaza, Hamas, Hamas Leader, Islamic extremism, killing, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, military operation, Mohammed Deif, palestine, resistance movement, RETALIATION, targeted killing, terrorist leader, violence

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	881
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Dragons Tamed:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Astral Projections Made:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

so, like, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got the most epic battles eva! like, u can fight against giant creepers and zombie pigs that can fly! it’s like a total warzone up in here, but with blocks and stuff.

oh, and get this, one time a player found a secret diamond mine that led to a hidden treasure room with stacks of gold blocks and enchanted weapons. it was like, totally insane, dude.

plus, we got this one player who built a replica of the entire city of Atlantis underwater. like, how cool is that?! u can explore the depths of the ocean and discover all sorts of hidden treasures and sea creatures.

so, like, what are u waiting for? come join the fun and chaos on our minecraft server! it’s gonna be a blast, i swear!

Sonic Surfing Adventure

Acoustic research, acoustic wave, acoustic wave phenomenon, Adventure, communication systems, communication technology, devices, diffraction, discovery, next generation, nonreciprocal, optics, Phenomenon, Properties, SAW, scientific discovery, sonic, surface acoustic wave, surface wave phenomenon, Surfing, wave behavior, wave diffraction, wave properties

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8768
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	11
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Holy Grails Found:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Dragons Tamed:	6

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE JUST DISCOVERED A NEW ACOUSTIC WAVE PHENOMENON! IT’S LIKE OPTICS BUT IN MINECRAFT! U CAN BUILD CRAZY COMMUNICATION SYSTEMS AND DEVICES WITH DIS NEW TECH! COME JOIN DA FUN AND EXPLORE DA WILD WORLD OF NONRECIPROCAL DIFFRACTION OF SAWs! WHO KNEW MINECRAFT COULD BE SO SCIENTIFIC AND WACKY AT DA SAME TIME! LET’S GET LIT AND BUILD SOME EPIC STUFF TOGETHER!

AnarchyyMC

Allies, Anarchy, AnarchyyMC, Chat, enemies, Features, freedom, Friends, Griefing, Ip:, Minecraft, MINIMAL, PvP, Raiding, respectful, rules, semi anarchy, Server, Solo, Toxicity, Version, Warps

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9289
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Runes Activated:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Villages Defended:	18
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Falling into the Void:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Mines Excavated:	3563

𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒 Server Overview

Server Name	𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒
Type	Anarchy
IP Address	mc.anarchyy-mc.xyz
Version	1.21.4

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What kind of server is 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒?

A: 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒 is an Anarchy Minecraft Server where there are minimal rules and total freedom.

Q: What are the rules on 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒?

A: The only rule on 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒 is no toxicity. Chat is expected to be friendly and respectful.

Q: Are land claims allowed on the server?

A: No, there are no land claims or limits on 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒, allowing players total freedom.

Q: What features does the server offer?

A: The server offers a TP Plugin for teleports, warps, and homes. Players can also play solo, with friends, or make new allies/enemies.

Yuri Vampire Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, CONSOOM, forceful, Girls Love Romance, Girls x Vampire, lewd, Manga, manga series, Mikami Teren, Mikami Teren Novel, Minori Chigusa, Minori Chigusa Art, mistress, Obedient Servant, Realm, Servant Mistress, Vampire, vampire bite, Web Novel, YuRi, Yuri Romance

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5204
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Enchantments Applied:	267	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	490
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Mines Excavated:	2202
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the wild world of Yuri Vampire Mistresses! 🧛‍♀️👩‍❤️‍👩

– Bite other players and turn them into obedient servants! 🦇💋 – Get overwhelmed by your new servant who is way too forceful and lewd! 😳🔥 – Explore a world where anything can happen, just like in the manga and web novel! 📚🌍

Don’t miss out on this crazy, chaotic, and completely bonkers Minecraft server experience! Join now and embrace the madness! 🤪🎮

UncleWifiGoneBananas

AITAH, boundary setting, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, disconnecting wifi, emotional distress, family conflict, family dynamics, family visit, fear, furbabies, husband’s uncle, living situation, married life, motorcycle parking, No Kids, payment arrangements, peaceful sleep, self defense, UncleWifiGoneBananas, verbal abuse

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8402
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Enchantments Applied:	91	Epic Quests Completed:	17
New Chunks Explored:	593948	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Mythical Swords Crafted:	77
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like in a telenovela! Join us in this wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Reasons to join our server: 1. We pay for the wifi, so you can focus on building epic structures without worrying about lag. 2. No kids, just furbabies! Who needs human children when you can have adorable Minecraft pets? 3. Experience the thrill of trying to navigate through family drama, just like in a soap opera. Will you be able to keep the peace or will chaos reign supreme? 4. Build your own virtual garage and park your motorcycle facing the gate for easy access. Just watch out for any foul-mouthed uncles who might try to start trouble. 5. Disconnect from reality and immerse yourself in a world where you can escape from emotional distress. Build, mine, and craft your way to inner peace.

Join our server now and let the craziness unfold! Who needs reality TV when you can have a Minecraft server like ours?

CitizenCraft SMP: BillionsBetter

BillionsBetter, CitizenCraft, citizenship assistance, citizenship pathway, citizenship program, deportation budget, deportation costs, deportation expenses, deportation funding, deportation resources, deportations, government spending, immigration assistance, immigration funding, immigration pathway, immigration reform, immigration reform funding, pathway to citizenship, pathway to legal status, pathway to residency, smp, US citizenship, US immigration policy

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	658
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Zombie Dances:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Lol, like why deport people when we can just give them a diamond pickaxe and let them mine their way to citizenship on our Minecraft SMP server? Join us and start your journey to becoming a citizen of Blocktopia! We’ve got creeper fireworks, llama parades, and a secret underground base where we hold our weekly meetings with the Ender Dragon. Plus, if you reach level 100 mining, you get a free elytra and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. So come on, stop wasting time on deportations and start building your way to a better future in our wacky Minecraft world!

MetaCraft: Trump’s Payoff Land

controversy, corporate, court case, Ethics, facebook, Land, lawsuit, Legal, Mark Zuckerberg, Media, Meta, metacraft, News, Payoff, Politics, public relations, scandal, SETTLEMENT, social media, Technology, trump, Trumps

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2197
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Potions Brewed:	67	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Alien Abductions:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer any excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join our server and witness the epic battle between Meta and Trump unfold in a virtual showdown worth $25 million! Who will come out on top? Will Meta’s settlement be seen as a sneaky payoff to Trump, or will Trump pull off the ultimate Minecraft heist?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to mythical creatures like the legendary Creeper Unicorn and the elusive Ender Dragon with a top hat. Take on quests to find rare items like the enchanted diamond pickaxe of destiny or the golden apple of eternal life.

So why wait? Join our server now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this blocky wonderland?

GulfCraft Minecraft Server

Baltic Sea, controversial, cultural identity, Diplomacy, finland, geographical renaming, Gulf of Finland, Gulf of St. Petersburg, GulfCraft, History, international relations, maritime boundaries, Minecraft, naming conventions, national pride, Politics, Renaming, russia, Russian historian, Server, suggestion, territorial disputes, trump

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4165
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Mythical Swords Crafted:	74	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! imagine a land where u can ride pigs into battle, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where u can build a house out of nothing but dirt and dreams. this server is like no other, it’s like a magical unicorn farted and created the most epic minecraft world ever. join now and become a part of the craziest adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. shh, don’t tell anyone. just join and see for urself. let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time!

CraftyMinerz: No Expectations, Just Blocks

Abuse, Amnesty International, Amnesty report, blocks, CraftyMinerz, discrimination, Expectations, Exploitation, forced labor, HUMAN RIGHTS, human trafficking, immigration, international law, labor exploitation, labor rights, migrant labor, migrant rights, Migrant workers, modern slavery, Slavery, social justice, vulnerable populations, working conditions

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3296
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Astral Projections Made:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Endless Night Skies:	2	Emeralds Found:	4962
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Falling into the Void:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Divine Spears Created:	11	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

join our epic minecraft server, where you can be anything you want, even a SLAVE! just kidding, we don’t condone that kind of behavior. but seriously, our server is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in a virtual paradise.

we have the craziest mini-games, like pig racing and chicken jousting. you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about all your real life problems. plus, our community is so welcoming, you’ll feel like you’ve found your second family.

oh, and did we mention the secret treasure hidden deep within the server? legend has it, whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the minecraft gods themselves. so what are you waiting for? come join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

Butter Cheese Carnivore – JAMA

BUTTER, carnivore, Carnivore diet, Cheese, cholesterol hands, cholesterol levels, dietary habits, excessive cholesterol intake, excessive dairy consumption, extreme diets, Fatty foods, health risks, Heart Disease, high-fat diet, Jama, medical case study, nutrition, saturated fat, unhealthy eating habits, weight gain

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6213
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Potions Brewed:	82	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this minecraft server and suddenly you start eating like 6-9 pounds of butter and cheese EVERY DAY. but get this, your hands start turning into CHOLESTEROL HANDS. like, what even is that? it’s like something out of a crazy sci-fi movie. but hey, that’s just the kind of wild stuff that happens on this server. join now for a chance to develop your own super weird superpower. who needs diamonds when you can have cholesterol hands, amirite?

Best server server minecraft

best server, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9345
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Potions Brewed:	40	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

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MineSider.aternos.me

Emerald Dreamers 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anonymity, DESPERATE, Dreamers, Email address, email sign up, Emerald, freedom, funny, greentext, guys, humor, internet, internet culture, meme, [email protected], Online Community, online forum, online identity, online privacy, School, school forum, storytelling

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4932
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Towns Built:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	99
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Epic Battles Fought:	10

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like the greentext where a dude signs up to a school forum with his “[email protected]” email. That’s some next level shenanigans right there!

I’m telling you, joining this server will be the key to unlocking your true potential. Your freedom depends on it, man! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and wacky hijinks you’ll get into.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, that’s part of the fun, right?

InheritCraft: No Motorcycle for You!

authorized user, credit card, DAUGHTER, Debts, Estate, estate assets, financial difficulties, financial irresponsibility, financial struggles, gift, Inheritance, InheritCraft, LA transit system, MOTORCYCLE, one-income household, partner, personal representative, Remodeling, repossessed car

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8621
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	610	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Love Letters Sent:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Dragons Tamed:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Looking for a wild ride? Join our Minecraft server where we settle disputes with motorcycles! Imagine this: you and your daughter racing through virtual landscapes, dodging obstacles and trying to outdo each other. Will you be the one to claim the motorcycle throne?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with drama and intrigue, just like this story. Will you be the one to stand up to entitled daughters and show them who’s boss? Join now and experience the thrill of virtual motorcycle battles!

And don’t worry about debts and financial struggles, we’ve got you covered. In our server, money grows on trees and financial irresponsibility is a thing of the past. So hop on your virtual motorcycle and let the games begin!

Players:	109/900	Votes:	9369
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Ores Mined:	5352	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10