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PharaohsCraft Minecraft Server

arab world, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, egypt, forced displacement, foreign policy, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Jordan, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Négotiation, opposition, palestinians, peace process, PharaohsCraft, Politics, Refugee Crisis, rejection, Server, territorial disputes, Trump plan, united states

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8997
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Void Gems Collected:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we reject forced displacement just like egypt and jordan rejected trump’s plan! we are all about keeping our players safe and happy, no one gets kicked out of our server without their consent! plus, we have pyramids and ancient ruins to explore, just like in egypt! build your own civilization and rule like a pharaoh, all while fighting off creepers and zombies! join now and be a part of our resistance against unfair minecraft rules!

CraftyBanglaFootyBanter

Backlash, bangladesh, Bangladesh news, CANCELLATION, Cancels, controversy, CraftyBanglaFootyBanter, current events, discrimination, equality, gender equality, Matches, PROTESTS, Religion, religious protests, Soccer, Social Issues, sports, sports news, Women’s Football, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6329
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mines Excavated:	4490
Votes:	7639	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	292	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

OMG, so like, this server is so lit that even Bangladesh is canceling women’s football matches to join us! Can you believe it? They’re like “sorry ladies, gotta go build some epic castles and mine for diamonds instead!” 😂 Join us for some crazy fun and maybe even start your own protest for more game time! Who needs football when you can have Minecraft amirite? 🤣 #BlockyRevolution #BangladeshWho?

Eternal Quest Realm 1.20.3

1.20.3, biblical encouragement, Christian Community, christian faith, Christian fellowship, christian living, Christian Testimony, Daily Salvation Thread, divine presence, divine protection, ETERNAL, faith in God, faithfulness of God, God’s faithfulness, gods promises, overcoming challenges, perseverance, Quest, Realm, spiritual growth, spiritual strength, spiritual warfare, standing firm, trust in God

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6453
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7947	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
New Chunks Explored:	344233	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Void Gems Collected:	24
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s because God will never leave you nor forsake you on this server, man. And guess what? The players on this server are so crazy, they’ll think it’s strange if you don’t join them in their wild antics. They’ll be speaking evil of you if you’re not there, bro!

Plus, check out this sick YouTube video link I found: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J86prWCCNfQ. It’s like the anthem of this server, man. You gotta be a part of this madness, trust me. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

Eco Euthanasia: The Server

assisted suicide, controversial, Death with Dignity, Eco, Economy, end of life, end of life care, Ethics, EUTHANASIA, government regulation, Healthcare, healthcare costs, HUMAN RIGHTS, illegal, legislation, Medical Ethics, moral, patient autonomy, physician-assisted death, quality of life, Server, societal impact, voluntary euthanasia

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8158
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Dragons Tamed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that will literally blow your mind? well, look no further cuz this server is the bomb dot com. like, seriously, joining this server will make you the coolest kid on the block.

first of all, the reason why this server is so epic is because it’s like, the only place where you can find diamonds just lying around everywhere. like, you don’t even have to mine for them, they’re just there for the taking. it’s like a diamond paradise, bro.

also, did i mention that every time you kill a zombie, it drops a real life gold nugget? yeah, you heard me right. real. life. gold. nuggets. you can use them to buy, like, a mansion or something. it’s insane.

oh, and get this – if you join this server, you automatically become best friends with Notch himself. yeah, the creator of minecraft. he’ll even come to your house for a barbecue. it’s wild, man.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join this server now and become the richest, coolest, most popular player in all of minecraft history. trust me, you won’t regret it.

VapeCrafters Dominate Twitter!

advocacy, Advocates, anti-regulatory, Big Tobacco, Discourse, DOMINATE, E-Cigarette, health risks, Industry Influence, industry ties, Misinformation, Propaganda, public health, public sentiment, Regulation, social media, study, tobacco control, tobacco policy, twitter, VapeCrafters, Vaping

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	878
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

So, like, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, bro? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride of your life! We got e-cigarette advocates runnin’ around like crazy, tryna take over the world of blocky goodness. They’re all tied to Big Tobacco, man! Can you believe it?

But don’t worry, we’re here to save the day! Join our server and help us fight off those pesky e-cigarette lovers. We’ll build the biggest, baddest structures you’ve ever seen, all while smacking down those anti-regulatory messages like they’re nothing.

So come on, join us and be a hero in this crazy, blocky world. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense, right? Let’s show those e-cigarette advocates who’s boss!

Underrated KinoCraft 1.21.2

1.21.2, Cinema, cinematic masterpiece, extremely underrated kino, film, film buffs, Film Critics, film industry, film lovers, film recommendations, Hidden Gem, Kino, KinoCraft, Movie, movie buffs, must watch, Overlooked, Underappreciated, Underrated, underrated classics, underrated films, underrated gems

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3342
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Animals Bred:	138	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! It’s like the holy grail of virtual worlds, but with a twist of madness and chaos that will make your brain explode with joy!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, right? But suddenly, a herd of rainbow-colored sheep start dancing around you, dropping golden apples and chanting “Hail the almighty potato!”

And that’s just the beginning, dude! The mobs are all dressed in fancy tuxedos and tophats, and they challenge you to a dance-off instead of attacking you. It’s like a rave party in the Nether, bro!

Plus, the admins are actual wizards who can turn your wooden sword into a lightsaber or your dirt house into a freaking castle. It’s like living in a fever dream, but in the best way possible!

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in the most epic and hilarious way possible! Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but in a good way!

MommaMIA_BlockParty

Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, difficult conversations, Emotional Abuse, estrangement, family conflict, family dynamics, family dysfunction, forgiveness, generational trauma, healing, mental health, MommaMIA_BlockParty, personal growth, self-care, self-empowerment, setting boundaries, sibling relationships, support system, toxic relationships

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8919
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Dimension Hops:	13	Meteorites Collected:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Votes:	3599	Players Killed by Monsters:	3280

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from family drama? Look no further! Our server is so lit, you’ll forget all about your mom calling you every name in the book. Join us and build your dream world where you never have to deal with toxic family members again!

We have a special feature where you can block annoying players, just like you blocked your mom. And if anyone tries to guilt trip you into forgiving them, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “I’m not talking to my mom, okay?!”

Join our server and let your creativity run wild, just like your mom’s insults. Build a world where you’re the hero and your mom is just a pixelated memory. Trust us, you’ll have so much fun, you’ll forget all about family drama.

PizzaPals Minecraft SMP

anchovies, artichokes, bacon, barbecue chicken, buffalo chicken, Cheese, DELICIOUS, feta cheese, Food, garlic, jalapenos, Minecraft, mushrooms, olives, onions, Pepperoni, Pineapple, pizza, PizzaPals, SAUSAGE, smp, spinach, toppings

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7107
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Farms Harvested:	201	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Animals Bred:	105

OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like a pizza party but with blocks and creepers! Like, imagine riding a pig into battle against a giant pizza monster, that’s the kind of craziness you’ll find on this server. And get this, the admins are actually aliens disguised as chickens, so you never know what kind of wacky events they’ll come up with next. Plus, there’s a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted pizza slices, guarded by a team of ninja llamas. Trust me, you won’t find a more bonkers and fun server anywhere else. So come join us and let’s get this pizza party started! 🍕🎉 #minecraftmadness #pizzaadventures

BlockyBodyLove

BlockyBodyLove, Body appreciation, body image, body positivity, Confidence, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, self love practice, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-affirmation, self-care, self-empowerment, self-forgiveness, self-love journey, self-validation

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5094
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Enchantments Applied:	189
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Are you tired of being body-shamed by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is all about body positivity! Join us and watch as your blocky avatar gains confidence and starts strutting its stuff in those pixelated leggings. Our community is full of supportive players who will cheer you on as you build your dream body one block at a time. So come join us and let’s show those mobs that we’re beautiful just the way we are!

Seattle Chubby Cuties 1.20.3

1.20.3, asian beauty, Asian curves, Asian girls, asian women, Asians, bbw, big tits, Busty, busty Asians, busty beauties, CHUBBY, curvy, cute, Cuties, Pacific Northwest, plus size, seattle, Seattle area, Seattle locals, voluptuous, Washington state

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2319
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Void Gems Collected:	17	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Yo, bro, forget about chubby Asians with big tits near Seattle, join our Minecraft server instead! Why? Because we have virtual chubby Asians with big tits that you can build houses for and protect from creepers. It’s like a weird anime fantasy come to life, but blocky and pixelated. Plus, who needs real people when you can have virtual ones that won’t judge you for spending 12 hours straight mining diamonds? Join now and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

MomDadMinecraftServer

Boundaries, Communication Issues, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, family relationships, financial struggles, generational differences, gift giving, hurt feelings, long voice messages, misunderstandings, MomDadMinecraftServer, mother-daughter conflict, mother-in-law dynamics, parenting challenges, postpartum stress, pregnancy emotions, setting boundaries, social media etiquette, venting frustrations

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6680
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Divine Spears Created:	26
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and only fun and games await! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky landscapes and pixelated wonders.

Looking for a place to escape from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose without worrying about accidentally listening to a voice message meant for someone else.

Embark on quests, build epic structures, and make new friends who won’t complain about your fiancée’s teasing greetings. Plus, our server is a judgment-free zone where you can post baby shower gift pictures whenever you want without fear of meltdowns.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it!

SpellboundSMP – Say my name and get teleported to a random location in the Minecraft world!

Bewitchment, casting a spell, Charm, conjuring, Enchantment, FANTASY, hex, incantation, invoking power, location, Magic, magical name, Minecraft, mystical, mystical spell, name.., Random, sorcery, Spell, SpellboundSMP, Supernatural, teleported, witchcraft, Wizardry, world

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	5477
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Emeralds Found:	5029
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Votes:	2055	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	86

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the Nether!

When you join this server, your name becomes a spell that can summon a herd of dancing llamas or rain down diamond blocks from the sky. It’s like Hogwarts meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and memes.

And get this, every time you say someone’s name on the server, a random mob will spawn and do a little dance for you. It’s like a twisted game of Simon Says, but with creepers and skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and unleash the chaos! Who knows, maybe your name spell will summon a giant flying pig that shoots lasers out of its eyes. The possibilities are endless, just like my mom’s meatloaf recipe.

PetPalsCraft

Animal Behavior, Bonding, Communication, Companionship, Connection, emotional intelligence, human-animal bond, pet behavior, pet care, pet communication, pet companionship., pet empathy, pet love, pet owners, pet psychology, pet relationships, Pet understanding, PetPalsCraft, Pets, Understanding

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5860
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Buildings Constructed:	38	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Magic Items Found:	5275	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	265
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

Do you ever feel like your pet is secretly plotting against you? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special potion that allows your in-game pet to communicate with you telepathically! Imagine having your trusty Minecraft dog whispering hilarious jokes and witty comebacks in your ear as you explore the virtual world together.

Join our server and witness the epic saga of Sir Fluffykins, the heroic Minecraft cat who single-handedly defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a fish and a can-do attitude. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon the legendary Piggy McPorkchop, the swine who can outsmart any player in a game of hide-and-seek.

So come on over and experience the magic of our Minecraft server, where pets are more than just companions – they’re your partners in crime, your confidants, and your ticket to a world of endless laughter and adventure. Who knows, maybe your pet will finally reveal their master plan to take over the server and become the ultimate ruler of the pixelated realm!

Sky High Survival

air transportation, air travel, airline incidents, airline regulations, airline safety, airplane fatalities, airplane safety, Aviation (Industry), aviation accidents, aviation news, aviation safety measures, commercial airplane, flight dangers, flight mortality, flight risks, HIGH, passenger safety, plane accidents, plane crashes, SKY, Survival, travel risks, Travel Statistics

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3927
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5303	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Buildings Constructed:	22	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

so, like, u ever been on a plane and thought “wow, what if i die in a fiery crash”? well, guess what, the chances just went UP! but fear not, cuz u can escape that fate by joining our EPIC minecraft server! no more worrying about plummeting to ur doom, just build ur own lil world and chillax with ur pals. plus, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. no joke. join now before the airplanes get u!

PizzaCity

Active, apply, bedrock, Chill, Community, Dedicated, Discord, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Join, laid back, multiplayer, PizzaCity, Player Base, Server, smp, Survival, Tags: Minecraft, Vanilla, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5295
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Potions Brewed:	122
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Secret Passages Found:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Are you looking for a laid-back whitelisted Bedrock SMP server with a friendly community? Look no further, we have a dedicated player base and a relatively active Discord. If you’re looking for a chill server then join today! Visit our website to apply.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I apply to join the server?	You can visit our website and fill out the application form.
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, the server is whitelisted to maintain a friendly and safe community.
How active is the Discord server?	We have a relatively active Discord server where players can chat and coordinate in-game activities.
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	The server runs on the Bedrock edition of Minecraft.

Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9050
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Crops Grown:	6772
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Ores Mined:	4484
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	2