CraftyFarts: Cheap & Cheeky Minecraft Shenanigans

Niji Trio Harmony 1.20.3

1.20.3, Analysis, critique, Disappointment, en singers, Entertainment, Failure, Flop, Harmony, Japanese idols, Livestream, Music (Industry), music collaboration, niji, Nijisanji, online concert, orisong, Performance, Release, talent, Trio, virtual entertainment, virtual singers, vocalists

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7361
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	308
Votes:	4422	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Bro, have you heard of this cray cray Minecraft server where the 3 best Nijisanji EN singers release an orisong together and it’s a total disaster? Like, imagine the chaos and hilarity of that happening in a virtual blocky world! Join now to witness the epic fails and epic wins that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft servers. Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the madness for yourself!

SaunaSwimSuit Minecraft Server

ACCUSATION, AITAH, Bikini, Boyfriend, Burn, childish, Communication, flaunting.., Friend, friendship, Issue, Jealousy, Minecraft, misinterpretation, misunderstanding, Relax, sauna, SaunaSwimSuit, Server, skirt, stink eye, swim suit, Trust

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5696
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is not allowed? Look no further than our server, where we promise no stink eyes or accusations of flaunting your pixelated assets! Join us for a sauna-like experience without the awkwardness, where you can relax, build, and mine to your heart’s content. Plus, we have a strict no-drama policy, so you can focus on crafting the perfect blocky world without any unnecessary distractions. Come join us and leave the real-life drama at the door – unless you want to reenact it in Minecraft, then that’s a whole other story!

CraftyHub: SneakySpouseInsure

AITAH, confirmed worries, CraftyHub, finances, financial exposure, financially exposed, Health Insurance, invoice, pay for it, paying for it, pissed, pride, Proud, Secretly, SEPARATE, separate finances, signing up, SneakySpouseInsure, uninsured, Value, Waste of Money, Wife

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4225
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Are you tired of living on the edge without health insurance in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our server where we provide virtual health insurance for all players, whether they like it or not!

Imagine the thrill of secretly signing up your fellow players for health insurance without their knowledge! Watch as they rage when they find out, just like in this wild story of a player who signed up their spouse without telling them. Who knew health insurance could cause so much drama in a blocky world?

So come on, join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity of mandatory health insurance in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just end up with a virtual hospital bill that will leave you laughing for days!

Book2Blockbuster

adaptation, adaptation fail, Book, book adaptation, book vs movie, book-to-film, Book2Blockbuster, comparison, critique, Disappointment, Entertainment, film, film adaptation, literary adaptation, Literature, Movie, movie adaptation, movie review, opinion, review, storytelling

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6466
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	6

What is the best example of “the book was great but the movie was horrible”? Well, imagine reading a book about a magical land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas, only to watch the movie adaptation where all the animals are played by actors in cheap animal costumes and the llamas are just regular llamas with stick-on diamonds. That’s the kind of disappointment you won’t find on our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where pigs can actually fly, llamas are bedazzled to the max, and talking animals are the norm. Don’t let your literary dreams be crushed by lackluster movies, come experience the ultimate book-to-Minecraft transformation on our server!

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1988
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Emeralds Found:	1654
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Buildings Constructed:	15
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6448
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1205
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Emeralds Found:	3166
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6594	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1797
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Divine Spears Created:	22	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3241
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Potions Brewed:	135	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7733
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Star Shards Collected:	164
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	34
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	83	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5008
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Dimension Hops:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5866
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8355
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6437
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Secret Passages Found:	6	Divine Spears Created:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	510
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Mines Excavated:	2352

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1118
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9687
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Potions Brewed:	124
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Votes:	7735	Secret Passages Found:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

Players:	99/900	Votes:	4020
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Mines Excavated:	1920	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	4315
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1