CraftyFart: Where the only thing scarier than creepers is your roommate’s midnight snack

CraftyBrainsMC

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9649
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3511	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Void Gems Collected:	33	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5400
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13

Are they building a working rocket ship in Minecraft? Because that’s exactly what you’ll find on our server! Our players are so smart, they’ve figured out how to escape the blocky world and explore the galaxy. Join us if you want to learn the secrets of interstellar travel while laughing your way through ridiculous adventures with our wacky community. Who needs a PhD when you have a diamond pickaxe and a dream?

CraftyKremlin Minecraft Server

CraftyKremlin, cybersecurity, Democracy, Disinformation, election campaign, electoral interference, Espionage, european union, fake news, foreign intervention, germany, influence operation, information warfare, intelligence agencies, Manipulation, meddling, Minecraft, political influence, political interference, Propaganda, russia, Server, social media

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2517
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Holy Grails Found:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	72	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

so, like, u kno how in minecraft u can build stuff and mine stuff and just be, like, a total boss? well, this server is like, the ultimate place to do all that and more!

we got like, crazy cool mods that let u fly around like a superhero and shoot fireballs outta ur hands. not even kidding, it’s lit af.

also, we have this epic storyline where u gotta save the world from an evil army of zombie chickens. yeah, u heard me right, zombie chickens. they’re like, super fast and they can fly and stuff. it’s intense.

plus, we have like, the best community ever. everyone is so nice and helpful and they’ll totally have ur back if u ever get stuck or need help. it’s like, a big minecraft family.

so, like, why wouldn’t u wanna join this server? it’s the bomb dot com, for real. come join us and be a part of something totally epic. u won’t regret it, i promise.

CraftyTariffWars

Canada, China, CraftyTariffWars, economic sanctions, Economy, foreign policy, global trade, import/export, international relations, mexico, North America, Politics, tariff impacts, Tariffs, tariffs deadline, trade agreements, trade negotiations, trade war, trump, Trump administration, united states

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5482
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Falling into the Void:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

so like, imagine this, you join this epic minecraft server and you’re like WHOA, this place is lit af! we got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing, and even trump building a wall around the spawn point to keep out the haters.

and get this, every time you mine a diamond, a magical leprechaun appears and gives you a pot of gold. like, what even is this madness?!

oh, and did i mention that the creepers here are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing up your stuff? it’s like a dream come true, man.

so come join us on this insane minecraft server where anything is possible and trump is just a regular player trying to make minecraft great again. trust me, you won’t regret it! #buildthewallaroundthespawnpoint

Pasta Problems: Saucy Spaghetti Fails

Cooking, Culinary, Dining, dry pasta, Fails, Food, Italian cooking, Italian Cuisine, long tail tags: spaghetti dishes, non-Italian restaurants, Noodles, pasta, pasta varieties, Problems, recipes, restaurant fails., Sauce, saucy, serving spaghetti, Spaghetti, Traditional

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7221
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Buildings Constructed:	45
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Void Armor Forged:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	7438

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE SPAGHETTI BUT WITH EXTRA SAUCE! COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE WILD RIDE OF TRYING TO BALANCE SAUCE ON YOUR NOODLES WITHOUT MAKING A MESS! WE PROMISE YOU’LL BE LAUGHING SO HARD YOU’LL FORGET HOW TO SPELL “SPAGHETTI”! PLUS, OUR BUILDERS HAVE CREATED A GIANT SPAGHETTI MONSTER THAT ROAMS THE LAND, EATING ANYONE WHO DOESN’T SHARE THEIR SAUCE! JOIN US IF YOU DARE, AND MAY THE NOODLES BE EVER IN YOUR FAVOR!

Fruit Fly Maggot Madness

behaviour, Fly, fly larvae, food hardness preference, food preferences, food texture, Fruit, fruit decay, fruit fly maggots, fruit infestation, gustatory organs, insect behavior, larval, larval development, madness, Maggot, multisensory contributions, physiology, rotting fruit, sensory integration, sensory organs, sensory perception, sensory responses, sensory stimuli

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4859
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	7245
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Mines Excavated:	4896
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Yo, you ever heard of a Minecraft server where the fruit flies be partying harder than a bunch of frat boys on a Saturday night? Well, welcome to our server, where the fruit is so rotten, it’s attracting maggots like a magnet!

Join us if you wanna experience the ultimate multisensory journey of fly larval gustatory organs in action. We’ve got flies tasting food like it’s the last supper and turning it into a wild party for all to enjoy.

Forget about those boring servers with basic gameplay, come to ours for a taste of the unexpected. Who knew that rotting fruit could lead to such a lit Minecraft experience? So come on, join us and let’s get this fruity party started! 🍌🥭🍇🍓🎉

Crescenta

auction house, Augmented, Bluemap, Bounties, Brewery, Chestshops, Classes, Crescenta, Dwarf, Dynamic Markets, Dynmap, Economy System, forever.., Geopolitical, Halfling, Lands plugin, PVP rework, Ramborn, Resets, Roleplay, Token system, world-building

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3972
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Buildings Constructed:	22
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Runes Activated:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	235	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Crescenta Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Unique Skill System	Promotes slower, more deliberate gameplay for a lasting experience
Lands Plugin-Style Claims	Complete with nations and diplomacy
Economy System	Includes ChestShops, Bounties, Dynamic Markets, Auction House, and more
Token System	Rewards worldbuilding and roleplay, unlocks special abilities
Brewery	Brew custom drinks and get drunk
Races and Classes	Choose between Dwarf, Halfling, Ramborn, Human, Elf, or Augmented
Bluemap	Similar to Dynmap, providing a map view of the world
No Resets	Buildings and progress are permanent, no resets ever

IP: crescenta.org

Promo Video: https://youtu.be/lSa-8JBDqHg

Discord Link: http://discord.crescenta.org/

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Simply enter the server IP “crescenta.org” in your Minecraft client.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, please refer to the server’s Discord or website for the full list of rules.

Q: Can I form alliances with other players/nations?

A: Yes, the server allows for diplomacy, alliances, and forming of nations.

Q: How does the economy system work?

A: The economy system includes features like ChestShops, Bounties, Dynamic Markets, and an Auction House for trading and commerce.

Q: Are there any restrictions on building or exploring the world?

A: As long as you follow the server rules and respect other players’ claims, you are free to build and explore the world as you please.

Elder Kin Unity 1.20.1

1.20.1, acceptance, anti-racism, CHANGE, Communication, dialogue, Diversity, education, Elder, Empathy, equality, family, generation gap, Grandfather, intervention, Kin, love, prejudice, racism, social justice, Support, tolerance, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1888
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	6534
Buildings Constructed:	46	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

Yo, bro, have I got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and distract your grandpa with all the crazy fun we have going on!

We’ve got so many wacky builds and epic adventures that he won’t even have time to think about being racist! Plus, our community is so diverse and inclusive that he’ll be too busy making new friends to spew any hate speech.

So come on, join us and save your grandpa from being a total bigot! Let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!

RejectionCraft: Bro Edition

A-level, advice, Bro, brother, Business+IT, computer science, Edition, GCSEs, Harsh, heads of 6th form, IT, Life, offers, predicted grades, rejection, RejectionCraft, sibling rivalry, software engineering, UCAS application, University, Upset

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	132
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Dimension Hops:	13	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Gods Slained:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will teach you valuable life lessons? Look no further than our server, where we offer courses in “Predicted Grades 101” and “Dodgy GCSEs: How to Overcome Them”. Join now and learn the importance of listening to advice before it’s too late!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “UCAS Application Simulator”, where you can experience the thrill of getting rejected by multiple universities all at once! Will you make the same mistake as our 17m player and apply to the same university for all your choices? Only time will tell!

So come join us on our server, where the lessons are harsh but the laughs are plenty. Who knows, you might even walk away with a new perspective on life – and a shiny new offer from Business+IT University!

AttractiveAF in Minecraft SMP

alluring quirks, alluring traits, attractive qualities, AttractiveAF, captivating features, captivating quirks, distinctive appeal, distinctive traits, enchanting traits, individual charm, intriguing appeal, intriguing qualities, magnetic qualities, Minecraft, personality quirks, Rare Attributes, rare charm, smp, uncommon allure, uncommon charm, uncommon traits, unique characteristics, unusual allure

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8886
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	4666

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you gotta join ASAP! Like, seriously, it’s so lit you won’t even believe it. We got a whole gang of crazy players who are always up to some wild shenanigans.

First off, our server is home to the rarest mobs you’ll ever see in Minecraft. We’re talking rainbow creepers, flying pigs, and even a dancing Enderman. It’s like a freakin’ circus up in here, man.

And the builds on this server? Insane, bro. We’ve got a giant roller coaster that goes through a volcano, a floating castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and a secret underground lair filled with treasure. You’ll never run out of cool stuff to explore, I swear.

But the best part? The community, dude. We’re all a bunch of lovable weirdos who just wanna have a good time. We host weekly dance parties in the Nether, have epic PvP battles on top of the tallest mountains, and even have a pet slime named Larry who’s basically our mascot.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s off the walls bonkers and full of laughs, then you gotta join us, man. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cake every Friday. What more could you ask for, am I right?

SheetCrafters

bed covers, bed linens, bed sheets, bedding, bedding care, bedding changes, bedding cleanliness, bedding frequency, bedding habits, bedding maintenance, bedding routine, bedding schedule, bedding tips, bedroom decor, cleaning routine, home maintenance, household chores, SheetCrafters, sleep hygiene, sleep quality

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6511
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	75	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is changing your bed sheets once a month? Well, look no further because on our server, we change our bed sheets every hour! That’s right, you’ll never have to worry about stale sheets or creepers hiding under your covers ever again. Join us for the freshest bedding experience in Minecraft!

CraftyChina Minecraft Server

Businesses, China, CraftyChina, economic policy, Economy, export, finance, global market, Impact, Import, international relations, Manufacturing, market volatility, Minecraft, negotiations, political tension, RETALIATION, Server, supply chain, Tariffs, trade war, trump, uncertainty

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4040
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Ores Mined:	3768	Potions Brewed:	175
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Endless Night Skies:	1
Emeralds Found:	8438	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a soap opera in china’s businesses! brace yourselves for the impact of trump tariffs as you navigate through our pixelated world filled with chaos and uncertainty. build your own empire and watch it crumble under the pressure of international trade wars. will you be able to survive the economic turmoil and come out on top? join now for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about minecraft servers.

CraftyWarriors

aggression, CASUALTIES, central america, Conflict, CraftyWarriors, Crisis, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Military, negotiations, panama, Peacekeeping, resolution, rubio, SECURITY, talks, Tension, uncertainty, War

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5564
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	409
Gods Slained:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Ores Mined:	4023	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

are you ready for the ultimate minecraft showdown?!?! join our server and prepare for battle like never before!!!

imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a wild creeper appears and blows up your entire base!!! but don’t worry, because on our server, you can team up with other players to take down those pesky creepers and protect your precious loot!!!

but that’s not all!!! we have epic boss battles that will test your skills to the limit!!! take on the mighty ender dragon or challenge the wither to a duel!!! do you have what it takes to emerge victorious?!?!

plus, our server is home to the rarest and most valuable resources in all of minecraft!!! find hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even netherite!!! but be careful, because there will be many casualties along the way!!!

so what are you waiting for?!?! join our server now and experience the thrill of war, the excitement of adventure, and the chaos of minecraft like never before!!!

Sole Space Wasted – Minecraft

#sustainability, construction, design, Durability, efficiency, fashion, footwear, heel, High Heel, long-lasting, Manufacturing, material, Minecraft, parts, production, Quality, SHOE, sole, Space, unused, Waste, Wasted, wear and tear

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	191
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Villages Defended:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Animals Bred:	29
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1

come join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own highheel sole kingdom and rule over all da other players! u can stomp on ur enemies with ur fabulous heels and show dem who’s boss.

we got a secret underground shoe factory where u can craft da most stylish shoes in all of minecraft land. u can even enchant ur heels with special powers like speed boost or jump boost.

rumor has it dat there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the sole of a giant highheel in da middle of da server. only da bravest and most stylish players can find it and claim it for themselves.

so what are u waiting for? come join us and strut ur stuff on da catwalk of minecraft!

AlexandriaSMP

AlexandriaSMP, Arboria, bi-weekly events, Community, community-driven, Coreprotect, Economy, Events, Immersive, Lush, Map Reset, mature admins, Minecraft, PvP, respectful community, Server, shopping district, smp, Tectonic World Generation, voice chat, Voting

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	9239
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Votes:	8562	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Welcome to AlexandriaSMP Minecraft Server

We just reset our map after 1.5 years and are starting a new season! it launched only a week ago so come join us while the map is fresh!!!

Why Choose AlexandriaSMP?

Experienced 18+ Admin Team	Our mature and experienced admins have a long history of managing successful Minecraft servers, ensuring a smooth and enjoyable experience for everyone.
Community-Driven Decisions	Major server decisions are made by the community through voting. Your input shapes the world we build together.
Enhanced World Generation	Explore our new 1.21.4 map featuring Tectonic World Generation for stunning landscapes and Arboria for lush, immersive foliage.
Trust-Based System with CoreProtect	No need for land claims. We operate on trust, with CoreProtect ensuring any issues are quickly resolved. We prioritize a respectful and trustworthy community.
Regular Events	Participate in bi-weekly events, including building competitions, PvP tournaments, and more. There’s always something happening on AlexandriaSMP.
Thriving Economy	Engage in our well-organized shopping district and player-driven economy, adding an extra layer of interaction and fun.

Ready to join? Visit our website at alexandriasmp.com or connect with us on Discord to get started.

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Visit our website and follow the instructions for joining.
Is the server family-friendly?	AlexandriaSMP is an 18+ server, so it is recommended for mature players.
Are there any rules I need to follow?	Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a respectful and enjoyable community. You can find them on our website.
Can I participate in events even if I’m a new player?	Absolutely! Our events are open to all players, regardless of experience level.
How can I contribute to the server’s economy?	You can start by setting up a shop in the shopping district and trading with other players.

Truths Unearthed 1.21.1

1.21.1, accepting the truth, brutal honesty, difficult truths, facing reality, facing the facts, facing the truth, hard truths, harsh realities, harsh truths, Honesty, inconvenient truths, reality check, tough love, tough truths, Truths, uncomfortable conversations, uncomfortable realities, uncomfortable truths, uncomfortable truths discussion, uncomfortable truths forum, undeniable truths, unearthed

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9232
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Yo, so like, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro. I mean, if you’re not on here, you’re basically missing out on the meaning of life, ya feel me?

Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers wear top hats. That’s the kind of crazy shiz you’ll find on this server, man.

And let me tell you, the diamonds here are so sparkly, they’ll blind you with their beauty. It’s like walking into a disco ball factory, but way cooler.

Plus, the zombies here are actually really good dancers. Like, they’ll hit the nae nae better than anyone you’ve ever seen. It’s wild, bro.

So yeah, if you wanna experience a whole new level of Minecraft insanity, you gotta join this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Players:	104/300	Votes:	8666
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Dragons Tamed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Runes Activated:	4