Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take chatting to a whole new level – the Fappy Talky level! Join us to share your wildest fetishes, post tags that will make your grandma blush, and yes, even jerk off (virtually, of course).

In our Standing Up Edition, we encourage you to stand up for what you believe in (even if it’s a little weird) and let your freak flag fly high. Need some inspiration? Just look at our previous posts for some truly out-of-this-world content.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of like-minded individuals who are just as kinky and crazy as you are? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular member and loves to show off his pixelated peen. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and let the fappy talky begin!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 109/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7
Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
Immortal Anvils Forged: 6 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
Phantom Knights Defeated: 7 Glorious Feasts Held: 10
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 24 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • NovaCraftMC.de

    NovaCraftMC.de

    Welcome to NovacraftMC.de – your ultimate city build server!

    Immerse yourself in the exciting world of NovacraftMC.de, where creative city building projects meet exciting PvP duels! Build your own city, create impressive buildings and design your own personal plot of land exactly as you imagine it. There are no limits to your imagination!

    Join today and become part of the NovacraftMC.de community! Whether you are an experienced city builder or a PvP pro, you will find your place here.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 52
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 3561
    Chimeras Created: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 19 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Towns Built: 9 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • CozySMP

    CozySMP

    CozySMP is the best free-to-play minecraft smp that provides an incredible experience to the player. it also has some plugins to make it easier for new players

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12
    Villages Defended: 18 Gods Slained: 2
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Zombie Dances: 4

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • ✨ [1.21] FlayCraft – See and run Minecraft server

    ✨ [1.21] FlayCraft – See and run Minecraft server
    ⭐ We kindly ask the world of FlayCraft – for the skin block and the skin’s advantage to come to life with new possibilities and amazing insights!

    ? Our servers in Minecraft offer not just the game, but a more expensive experience in the enchanting world, where the warmth and wonderful atmosphere are friendly, and it’s good to check on the skin prankster. We attach special respect to the integrity, consistency and stability of all our regimes. And the axis and the stench:

    ⚡Vision: Here you will find the support and friendliness of our specialists, who are ready to help you with your skin problems. In this mode, theft and damage to other people’s alarms are protected, and to further protect you from this, you can secure your own alarm with additional privacy and enjoy freedom without fear of robbery. Discover the endless mechanics, including unique robots, casinos, duels and other equally important systems, the list of which is growing every day. We are developing game mechanics in accordance with the basic principles of Minecraft, which preserves the high vanilla nature of our server. Be the awakener of the world or an important follower, creating your world together with other graves.

    ? Events: Get ready for the exciting events that take place regularly on our servers! From epic battles with unique bosses to squalor and simple evenings – we always have something for the skin.

    ? Experience the power and ability to create your own unique style on our server. We’re counting on you!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 8 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Crafty Blocks Minecraft Server

    Crafty Blocks Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players on our server stumbled upon a secret underground dungeon filled with diamonds and gold. But little did they know, the dungeon was also home to a pack of evil zombie chickens! Can you imagine the chaos that ensued? It was cluckin’ crazy!

    But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the legendary Cactus King, a prickly ruler who will challenge you to epic duels for the chance to win rare loot. And let’s not forget about our annual Pig Racing Championship, where players saddle up their swine steeds and race to the finish line for glory and bragging rights.

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as a herd of exploding sheep, then look no further. Join us today and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 25 Crystal Caves Mapped: 10
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 17 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 26

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Cosmalverse

    Cosmalverse

    Cosmalverse. The Ultimate Minecraft RPG Server is here! Go on an epic MMORPG server adventure mixed and merged with survival seamlessly.

    Explore the most unique custom world with caves and biomes unlike anything you’ve ever seen before. Fight 300+ unique mobs, 100+ bosses, and explore over 60+ dungeons. All guided with a full leveling system, build creations, custom spells, and 300+ unique crafting recipes.

    Play the ultimate minecraft rpg server today!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9 Chimeras Created: 3
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 30
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Goontown

    Goontown

    Goontown is a fabric modded Minecraft server! – We have lots of Minecraft mods – We have a great community – You can team up with your friends and go to war – You will have a great experience here!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 6 Crystal Wands Charged: 8
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • F U C K K K K M – Modern Minecraft Server

    F U C K K K K M – Modern Minecraft Server
    Tired of being cooped up inside all day like a hermit crab with social anxiety? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can roam free like a majestic unicorn on a rainbow highway.

    Our server is so hot, even the lava is jealous! Explore our vast landscapes filled with towering mountains, lush forests, and mysterious caves just waiting to be plundered. And don’t worry about those pesky creepers, we’ve trained them to break dance instead of blowing up your hard work.

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots glitter out of its nostrils. And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of blocks that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in a dance-off.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let your wildest dreams come true! And remember, the only thing scarier than a creeper is missing out on all the fun.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 4 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Magical Moments Shared: 18
    Glorious Feasts Held: 10 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Enchanted Forests Planted: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • OS – tan Thread Minecraft SMP

    OS – tan Thread Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP of 2024! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the most insane challenges and quests, all while wearing top hats and monocles.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to boogie down. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to some sick beats.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that will grant you unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But beware, the treasure is guarded by a giant chicken who challenges you to a dance-off before you can claim your riches.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures of your life!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Villages Defended: 12 Immortal Anvils Forged: 18
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 6
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • MomAndHubby’sMinecraftServer

    MomAndHubby’sMinecraftServer
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of family dynamics? Look no further than our server, where we promise no step-parent drama! Join us and leave all your “adult” problems behind.

    On our server, you won’t have to worry about calling anyone other than your in-game buddies your parents. We understand that family dynamics can be complicated, so we keep it simple by focusing on building epic structures and battling mobs.

    Join now and experience the freedom of not having to choose between calling someone your parent or just an adult. Our server is all about fun and games, not family therapy sessions. So come on in and let’s play Minecraft like it’s meant to be played – without any step-family drama!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 23 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 42 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Treasure Maps Found: 1
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 5841
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 14 Phantom Knights Defeated: 8

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • NoGirlLeftBehindMC

    NoGirlLeftBehindMC
    Are you tired of dealing with drama llamas in your friend group? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real-life chaos! We promise no Tiffany’s allowed, especially if they show up late and forget to bring gifts for the “real couples.” Our virtual world is drama-free and full of adventure. Plus, we won’t judge your pregnancy announcement or ask if it was an accident. So come join us and leave the real-world craziness behind!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • DumbGeniusMC SMP

    DumbGeniusMC SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and let your creativity run wild! We have a special area called the “Dunce Corner” where all the self-proclaimed geniuses are sent to build their own little world of delusions. Watch as they try to outsmart each other with their ridiculous builds and over-the-top grandeur. Who will be crowned the king of the Dunce Corner? Join now and find out!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 33 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Dimension Hops: 0
    Magic Items Found: 3648 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Chimeras Created: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Billionaire or Bust

    Billionaire or Bust
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise you the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

    Join our server and you’ll have the chance to win not just a million dollars, but a BILLION dollars! That’s right, we’ve rigged the system so you have a 50/50 shot at becoming a billionaire in the virtual world of Minecraft. Just imagine all the diamond blocks you could buy with that kind of cash!

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that grant you three wishes each. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a castle made entirely of emerald blocks? Consider it done. The possibilities are endless when you’re rolling in virtual dough.

    So why settle for mediocrity when you can take a chance at becoming the richest player in Minecraft history? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with riches, dragons, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 14 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 12 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 10 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • PagerWar Minecraft Server

    PagerWar Minecraft Server
    OMG u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like the wildest party in Minecraft history! We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers doing the Macarena! Plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of his wand.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the Hezbollah leader said our pager attacks were a declaration of war! That’s right, we’re so hardcore that even world leaders are taking notice. So come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever! Just watch out for those pesky Endermen, they’re always trying to steal our diamonds.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 95
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8
    Mines Excavated: 3122 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • CraftyPrideLand

    CraftyPrideLand
    OMG u guys u gotta join dis minecraft server, it’s so lit u won’t even believe it! we got unicorns flying around, rainbow sheep giving out diamonds, and a secret underground club where all the mobs party together!

    But wait, there’s more! we also have a portal that takes u to a dimension where u can ride on giant rainbow slugs and battle evil gummy bears. Plus, every full moon, a magical unicorn parade goes through the server, giving out enchanted armor and weapons to all players.

    And get this, rumor has it that if u find the hidden treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean, u’ll unlock special powers that let u fly without wings and breathe underwater like a fish.

    So come join us on this epic adventure, where anything is possible and the fun never ends! Just watch out for the evil parliament passing anti-LGBTQ+ laws, they might try to ban all the unicorns and rainbows!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9 Rainbows Spotted: 1
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 7 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 8

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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