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Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 244 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 11 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
Crops Grown: | 7069 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 46 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 17 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 368 | Magic Crystals Found: | 5 |
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of friendly llamas start serenading you with love songs. And just when you think it can’t get any crazier, a herd of rainbow sheep come prancing by, offering to dye your armor in the most fabulous colors imaginable.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground hot tub party where all the mobs gather to let loose and dance the night away. And rumor has it, the Ender Dragon is a total party animal once you get to know her.
So why wait? Join our server now and let your secret erotic fantasies run wild in a world where anything is possible. Just don’t tell your wife or girlfriend about the llama love songs, okay?