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New Minecraft Servers
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Players: 101/800 Votes: 4667
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 48
Underground Cities Explored: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
Runes Activated: 8 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 43
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9
Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate prankster’s paradise! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious shenanigans and wacky antics that will keep you laughing for hours on end.

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself trapped in a giant maze made entirely out of cake blocks. As you frantically try to find your way out, you realize that the only way to escape is by solving riddles that your mischievous uncle has left for you. But beware, some of the answers may lead you to even more ridiculous pranks!

Or how about the time when your grandma disguised herself as a creeper and started sneaking up on unsuspecting players, only to reveal herself with a loud “BOO!” and a shower of confetti? It’s moments like these that make our server truly one-of-a-kind.

So if you’re ready to experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server out there, come join us for a wild ride that you won’t soon forget. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

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  • CraftyCash Minecraft Server

    CraftyCash Minecraft Server
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    Players: 105/800 Votes: 3906
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 10 Meteorite Armor Created: 25
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 8
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Magical Moments Shared: 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Divine Scrolls Written: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more boujee than Walmart? Well, look no further because our server is so fancy, even Whole Foods shoppers would be impressed! Join now for a chance to flaunt your virtual riches and make your sister jealous with your in-game purchases. Plus, we have cupcakes for all ages, because who doesn’t love a good cupcake drama? Don’t worry about being called a gold digger, on our server, everyone’s a winner, especially if you’re a SAHM with a breadwinning hubby. So come on in and let the virtual riches roll in, just like that $425 grocery bill!

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  • HubbyFamHoliNoWait

    HubbyFamHoliNoWait
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    Players: 102/200 Votes: 6823
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 10 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 6
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of holiday family drama? Look no further than our server! Join us and escape the chaos of in-laws and family obligations by building your own virtual world where you make the rules.

    Our server is the perfect place to spend your holidays, whether you’re dodging passive-aggressive comments from your mother-in-law or trying to avoid awkward conversations with your distant relatives. We’ve got a community of players who understand the struggle and are here to support you through it all.

    Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret holiday village where you can celebrate Christmas with adorable virtual kittens and festive decorations. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have a purrfectly peaceful holiday in Minecraft?

    So join us today and say goodbye to miserable f*cking Christmases and hello to a virtual winter wonderland where you can finally spend the holidays with your one true love – Minecraft. Trust us, your husband’s family drama has nothing on the adventures waiting for you on our server!

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  • KidCraftin’Madness

    KidCraftin’Madness
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    Players: 94/1000 Votes: 6369
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Towns Built: 8 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 13
    Herobrine Sightings: 5 Gods Slained: 1
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the real world struggles of parenting? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can raise virtual kids that never talk back and always listen to you! Build them a virtual house, teach them how to mine for diamonds, and watch them grow into strong, independent blocky beings. Who needs real kids when you can have Minecraft kids that won’t drain your energy and bank account? Join now and experience the joys of virtual parenting without the messy diapers and temper tantrums!

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  • BlockyPeaceCraft

    BlockyPeaceCraft
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    Players: 95/800 Votes: 5098
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 10 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Goblin Markets Raided: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 13 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Void Armor Forged: 25
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 7 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol come join our minecraft server and escape the chaos of gaza ceasefire talks!!! we got 90% completion rate on fun and games, way better than those boring negotiations. play with us and build your own virtual world where there’s no conflict, just blocks and laughs. plus, our resident palestinian official says it’s the best way to unwind after a long day of peace talks. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s craft some peace together, one block at a time!

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  • Echo-Isles

    Echo-Isles
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    Players: 96/700 Votes: 4787
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Divine Spears Created: 27
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Astral Staffs Crafted: 14
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Goblin Markets Raided: 7 Void Armor Forged: 28
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 94 Farms Harvested: 961
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 14

    New Minecraft Servers

    Echo-Isles Minecraft Server

    Overview:

    Server Started 10/31/2024
    Features SMP gameplay, setting homes, teleporting, economy, MCMMO, PvP, quality of life plugins
    Pay to Win No, but donations for advanced quality of life features available
    Community Welcoming and strong community
    Kit PvP Available to the public

    FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

    Question Answer
    How can I join the server? You can join by connecting to Echo-Isles.com using a Minecraft client.
    Are there any pay-to-win elements on the server? No, the server is not pay-to-win but donations for advanced features are available.
    Is PvP encouraged on the server? Yes, PvP is encouraged in the custom-generated resource world with loot crates spawning every hour.
    Is there a Discord server for the community? Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/

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  • Eternal Realm 1.20

    Eternal Realm 1.20
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    Players: 92/900 Votes: 970
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Void Armor Forged: 29 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 11 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9
    Star Shards Collected: 110 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 9 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate edition of Minecraft but on steroids. Forget about boring old regular Minecraft, this server is where it’s at.

    Steam Page? Nah, we don’t need that, we’re too cool for Steam. Just post your Steam profile and ask to be invited, but don’t be a total autist about it.

    And once you’re in, you gotta do the tutorial and play around in sandbox mode. Get to know each hero like they’re your best friend. And don’t forget to explore public item builds, because that’s how you git gud, bro.

    Oh, and if you need more info, check out the Unofficial Wiki or the New Player Guide. We got all the resources you need to dominate this server like a boss. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

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  • Chop My Blocks into Pieces Minecraft SMP

    Chop My Blocks into Pieces Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 101/200 Votes: 7461
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 46
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 45
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Wilderness Tamed: 18 Elemental Crystals Collected: 81
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while riding a pig through a maze of TNT traps. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will make you laugh so hard, you might just pee your diamond armor.

    We have epic events like “Build Battle Royale” where you have to construct a castle out of nothing but slime blocks and obsidian in under 10 minutes. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground fight club where players battle it out with enchanted golden carrots.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP and let’s “CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES” together!

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  • LuxVacayPayback Minecraft Server

    LuxVacayPayback Minecraft Server
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    Players: 105/900 Votes: 7173
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 454 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14
    Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 54
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 19
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Love Letters Sent: 16
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Mineshafts Explored: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are tested and diamonds are borrowed! Join us for a wild ride of betrayal, luxury vacations, and financial struggles.

    Ever wanted to lend your in-game diamonds to a friend, only to see them jet off to a virtual Hawaii resort instead of paying you back? Well, look no further, because on our server, anything is possible!

    Embark on epic adventures, build extravagant resorts, and enjoy lavish meals with your virtual friends. But beware, because when it comes to repaying debts, things can get a little dicey.

    So come join us on our server, where drama unfolds, friendships are tested, and the only currency that matters is diamonds. Who needs real-life vacations when you can have all the luxury and betrayal you could ever dream of in Minecraft? See you there!

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  • FosterCraft: No Wishlist, Just Fun!

    FosterCraft: No Wishlist, Just Fun!
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    Players: 97/200 Votes: 5197
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 11
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Alien Abductions: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where we believe in giving back to the community, just like this player tried to do with a foster child’s Christmas wishlist! Join us and you might just find yourself in a similar situation, trying to make someone’s holiday season a little brighter.

    Our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists, just like the disappointment that child felt when they didn’t get the full outfit they wanted. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll encounter here?

    So come on, join us and be part of a server that is all about spreading joy and laughter, even if it means facing some tough decisions along the way. You never know what kind of heartwarming or hilarious stories you’ll walk away with.

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  • RedSeaRumble Minecraft Server

    RedSeaRumble Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/800 Votes: 3134
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 21
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 12 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Towns Built: 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where the navy shoots down its own planes for fun in the red sea battle!! watch as the pilots try to escape the wrath of their own comrades while building epic bases and fighting off mobs with their bare hands. join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the chaos and madness of the red sea fight! but be warned, only the bravest and craziest players will make it out alive!

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  • Abyss SMP

    Abyss SMP
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    Players: 107/1000 Votes: 5396
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 11 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 15 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Divine Scrolls Written: 9
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Magic Items Found: 8255

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server SMP
    Mods Sodium, Lithium, Ledger, Leaves Us In Peace, Simple Voice Chat, Universal Graves

    RULES:

    Join by reading the rules, filling out a form, and joining the discord!

    FAQ:

    Question Answer
    Are there whitelist conformations? Yes, there is a channel in our discord server for whitelist pings.
    How long does it take to get whitelisted? It can take up to 24 hours to be whitelisted as it is done manually.
    Why haven’t I been whitelisted yet? Make sure to fill out the entry form and join the server to be whitelisted.
    How big is the server? It has a small community, but efforts are being made to grow it.

    Fill out our entry form

    Join our Discord server

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  • Mystic Heights Server 1.21.1

    Mystic Heights Server 1.21.1
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    Players: 90/100 Votes: 8274
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Star Shards Collected: 248 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 45 Magical Moments Shared: 23
    Magic Wands Crafted: 5 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6
    Dimension Hops: 15 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG, bro, forget about getting a gf, join our Minecraft server instead! We got pixelated babes for days, and they don’t care about your height! Plus, our server is like a virtual paradise where you can escape from the harsh reality of being short! So come on, join us and let’s mine and craft our way to love and happiness!

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  • Canadian is insulted by Trump’s tweets Minecraft SMP

    Canadian is insulted by Trump’s tweets Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 105/500 Votes: 5735
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 15
    Gnome Villages Protected: 8 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Gods Slained: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Enchantments Applied: 288

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so wacky and wild that even Herobrine himself is like, “Whoa, this place is nuts!”

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against an army of zombie chickens. Or how about participating in our annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant? Trust us, you’ve never seen a dragon look this fabulous.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden golden potato, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods. Three wishes, people!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. Let the madness begin!

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  • FanBlanketCraft

    FanBlanketCraft
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    Players: 99/700 Votes: 9380
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 20 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 23 Crops Grown: 1604
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 40 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of living life on the edge with your electric fan and blanket combo? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee a fan-tastic experience that will blow you away!

    Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from the evil blanket monsters that lurk in the shadows. Don’t let them catch you with your fan on, or you’ll be in for a shocking surprise!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of blanket enthusiasts who are on a mission to uncover the truth behind the mysterious connection between fans and blankets. Will you join them in their quest for knowledge, or will you stick to building epic structures and battling creepers? The choice is yours!

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Just remember to keep your fan on and your blanket close, because you never know what dangers may be lurking around the corner!

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  • Total Anarchy

    Total Anarchy
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    Players: 92/400 Votes: 9206
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 12 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 33
    Battle Standards Raised: 6 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Legendary Scepters Created: 4
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Experience True Minecraft Survival!

    Server IP: total-anarchy.us

    Features Details
    Massive World World border set at 500,000 x 500,000 blocks
    Minimal Rules Only rule is no hacking
    Pure Gameplay No teleportation, gameplay-altering plugins, or freebies
    Hardcore Survival Awaits Ultimate playground for raw Minecraft experience

    Join Today: [Insert IP Address] Log in and take your first steps into a truly unrestricted survival adventure. It’s time to see what you’re capable of.

    FAQ

    Q: Can I use hacks or cheats on this server?

    A: No, the only rule on this server is no hacking. Any use of hacks or cheats will result in a ban.

    Q: Are there any gameplay-altering plugins installed?

    A: No, this server is as close to vanilla Minecraft as it gets. No plugins that change gameplay mechanics are installed.

    Q: Is there any teleportation available?

    A: No, there is no teleportation allowed on this server. Players must explore and navigate the world manually.

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