Are you tired of receiving boring, thoughtless gifts from your parents? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can exact revenge in the most hilarious way possible!

Imagine this: you receive a $25 Starbucks gift card from your parents as a graduation gift, even though they know you’ve been boycotting Starbucks for months. Not to mention, you don’t even like coffee or tea! What a slap in the face, right? But fear not, on our server, you can take that gift card and use it as a weapon of mass destruction against your parents. Build a Starbucks in-game and force them to buy overpriced drinks from you! Show them who’s boss in the most epic way possible.

And the best part? They won’t even know how you feel about it because it’s all happening in the virtual world. So come join us and let out all your pent-up frustration in the most ridiculous and entertaining way possible. Let’s turn that gift card drama into a hilarious adventure on our server!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 103/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought: 25 Mineshafts Explored: 1
Love Letters Sent: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3
Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Divine Spears Created: 22
Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2
Mysterious Portals Opened: 18 Rune Stones Activated: 6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • NATOandEU4Ukraine

    NATOandEU4Ukraine
    so, like, u kno how ukraine is all like “oh i wanna join nato but i gotta join eu first”? well, the finnish president is like “yup, that’s the way it’s gonna go down, no nato for ukraine until they’re in the eu club”. but like, who cares about all that political stuff when u can join our minecraft server instead? we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the moonwalk. plus, if u join now, u get a free diamond sword that shoots lasers. so come on, join our server and leave all that nato and eu drama behind. let’s build some crazy stuff together and have a blast!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 4
    Mines Excavated: 4032 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5 Alien Abductions: 3
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • BoomerMC – Where all the cool kids hang out and build stuff together in a grown-up way on a brand spanking new world

    BoomerMC – Where all the cool kids hang out and build stuff together in a grown-up way on a brand spanking new world

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Qualities Description
    Close to Vanilla 99% of farms allowed with exceptions. Farms must be discussed and approved.
    Server Type PaperMC for optimization, minimal plugins except for management
    PvP Not enabled, server is for friendly survival like Hermitcraft
    Server Size Less than 30 whitelisted players for creativity and relaxation

    Application:

    Apply Here

    Discord:

    Join our Discord

    We hope to see you there and don’t be afraid to say hi!

    FAQ

    Q: Can I build any type of farm on the server?

    A: Most farms are allowed, but please discuss and ask before building to ensure feasibility and avoid duplication.

    Q: Are there any plugins on the server?

    A: Minimal plugins for management, mainly running on PaperMC for optimization.

    Q: Is PvP enabled on the server?

    A: PvP is currently not enabled, focusing on friendly survival gameplay like Hermitcraft.

    Q: How many players are allowed on the server?

    A: Less than 30 whitelisted players to maintain a small, creative community.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • GPU Wars Minecraft Server

    GPU Wars Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server and help us rebuild the lost Chinese revenue! We promise to turn those tears into laughter as we embark on a wild journey to create the most epic virtual world ever seen. Who needs billions of dollars when you can have endless diamonds and emeralds in Minecraft? Plus, rumor has it that Huang himself will be joining the server to seek refuge from his financial woes. Don’t miss out on the chance to game with a disgraced billionaire – join us now!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Bitcoin SMP: Grand at 71k

    Bitcoin SMP: Grand at 71k
    Join our Minecraft SMP and you too could become a bitcoin billionaire like our fearless leader! He bought a grand of bitcoin at 71k and now he’s rolling in virtual dough. Who needs diamonds when you can have digital currency? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret bitcoin mine hidden somewhere in the world – find it and you’ll be set for life! Don’t miss out on the chance to strike it rich in our crazy, crypto-filled server.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 12 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • CraftyClassmateCraze

    CraftyClassmateCraze
    Are you tired of dealing with entitled classmates who expect you to do their homework for them? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of college life!

    On our server, you can build your own virtual world where no one can guilt-trip you into doing their assignments. Say goodbye to annoying classmates like Maggie and her ridiculous demands for chivalry. Here, you’re the boss of your own domain!

    Plus, our server is filled with hilarious memes and outrageous stories to keep you entertained. Who needs real-life drama when you can laugh at Linus tech tips memes all day long?

    So, if you’re ready to escape the stress of college and have some lols along the way, join our Minecraft server now! And remember, on our server, you’re never the asshole.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 29
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • ExcuseMeMinecraftSMP

    ExcuseMeMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of the daily grind of work and responsibilities? Do you dream of escaping to a world where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Need an excuse to get out of work? Just tell your boss that you’re busy defending your base from a horde of zombie pigmen or hunting down the elusive Ender Dragon. Trust us, they’ll totally understand.

    But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to a community of players who are always up for a good laugh and a good time. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a total noob, there’s a place for you here. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the fun begin!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 18 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Gods Slained: 1
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Digging4Diamonds

    Digging4Diamonds
    Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of digging through piles of virtual poop to find hidden treasures! Yes, you heard that right – we have a unique feature where players can dig through piles of poop to uncover rare items and secret loot. Who knew that something so gross could be so rewarding?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a community of talking animals who have formed their own society within the game. From gossiping chickens to philosophical pigs, you never know what kind of wacky conversations you’ll stumble upon.

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to our custom-built volcano biome where you can mine for diamonds while dodging lava flows and erupting fireballs. It’s a dangerous journey, but the rewards are definitely worth it!

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the weirdest and wildest adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocky pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way)!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 25 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7 Mythical Relics Collected: 11
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • InstaCraft: Where griefers cry, diamonds fly, and creepers say goodbye! Join us now!

    InstaCraft: Where griefers cry, diamonds fly, and creepers say goodbye! Join us now!
    Welcome to InstaCraft – Your Ultimate Survival PvE Adventure in Minecraft
    Embark on an incredible journey at InstaCraft, a survival PvE server designed to provide a nostalgic yet enhanced vanilla Minecraft experience. Whether you’re a lone explorer or prefer teaming up with friends, the choice is entirely yours on InstaCraft!
    Server Details:
    Server IP: play.myinstacraft.com
    Website: MyInstaCraft
    Dynmap: Explore the Map
    Discord: Join us on Discord
    About Us:
    – Established and Going Strong: With over four years in the game, InstaCraft ensures longevity and stability for your gameplay experience.
    – Our Vision: Launched on 3/3/2020, InstaCraft was born with the aim of fostering a fun, community-based public server with minimal restrictions in a non-toxic environment.
    Features:
    – Active Economy: Engage in creating player shops and utilizing the Auction House worry-free from theft or griefing.
    – Quality of Life Enhancements: Elevate your vanilla gameplay with features like /dback, Multiplayer sleep, Silk Spawners, and more!
    – Minimal Plugins: Keep it simple with a quick check of our plugins (/plugins).
    – Vibrant Community: Join our active Discord community and be a part of the conversation.
    – Non-restrictive Gameplay: We encourage free gameplay while prohibiting unproductive actions such as cheating or griefing. Report any incidents, and our vigilant staff will handle them promptly.
    Who We Are:
    Whether you’re a casual Minecrafter or an enthusiast exploring the technical limits of the game, InstaCraft caters to you! We welcome players who contribute positively to our vibrant community. If you have any queries or wish to dive right in, ask below or join our Discord server!

    FAQ:

    Q: How do I join the server? A: Simply input the server IP “play.myinstacraft.com” in your Minecraft client and join the adventure!
    Q: Are there any rules I need to follow? A: Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone. You can find the rules on our website or ask our staff for clarification.
    Q: Can I create my own player shop on the server? A: Yes, you can create player shops and engage in the server’s active economy feature.
    Q: How can I report incidents of cheating or griefing? A: You can report incidents to our vigilant staff through our Discord server or in-game chat.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 113
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Ban Assault Weapons Minecraft Server

    Ban Assault Weapons Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is running around with guns and causing chaos? Well, look no further because our server has banned all guns and is dedicated to saving none other than President Trump himself!

    Join us on this wild adventure as we navigate through crazy obstacles and challenges to rescue Trump from the clutches of evil mobs. Who knew that the key to saving the president was playing Minecraft?

    But that’s not all – we also have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. And did I mention that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you at all costs?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and help us ban the guns and save Trump – it’s the most outrageous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4345 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4
    Epic Weapons Forged: 8 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Herobrine Sightings: 6 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • The Blocky Blacksmith Minecraft SMP

    The Blocky Blacksmith Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with shenanigans and tomfoolery! We have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with creepers and skeletons. Our server mascot is a pig riding a chicken while wearing a top hat. Plus, we have a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their llama army. Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness, join us now!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 17 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 8
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6 Crops Grown: 5744
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8 Meteorites Collected: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • DadTax.exe

    DadTax.exe
    Are you tired of freeloading off your dad in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can build your own virtual house without ever being asked to pay rent!

    Imagine a world where you can mine for diamonds without your dad demanding back pay for all those years of living rent-free. Join us and escape the real world drama for a while.

    On our server, you can craft your own storylines, like the time your virtual dad suddenly asked for rent after two years of peaceful cohabitation. Will you pay up or rebel against the system? The choice is yours!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the freedom of building without the burden of rent payments. Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable to real life struggles?

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Enchantments Applied: 122
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 50 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Zombie Dances: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • WakeUpCraft SMP

    WakeUpCraft SMP
    Do you log onto our Minecraft SMP, of course! Because who needs breakfast when you can start your day by building a giant chicken statue out of diamond blocks? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous group of zombie pigmen who love to photobomb your screenshots. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even a secret underground lair where all the creepers hang out after a long day of exploding. So what are you waiting for? Wake up and join the fun!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 9
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 48

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • ChipCraft: Spud-tacular Flavor!

    ChipCraft: Spud-tacular Flavor!
    Are you tired of boring old potato chip flavors like plain, salted, or barbecue? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is serving up a whole new flavor experience! Join us and feast your taste buds on our exclusive “Unicorn Farts” potato chip flavor – made with real unicorn magic and rainbow sprinkles for a taste sensation that will blow your mind (and possibly your taste buds)!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Potato Chip Palace, where players can compete in epic chip-eating challenges to win exclusive in-game prizes. Rumor has it that the Potato Chip King himself resides in the palace, guarding the secret recipe for the world’s most addictive chip flavor.

    So come on down to our server and get ready to crunch, munch, and chomp your way to victory in the wackiest potato chip adventure you’ve ever experienced! Who knew that a simple question about potato chip flavors could lead to such a wild and crazy Minecraft server?

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Love Letters Sent: 2
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 29 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Buildings Constructed: 13 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Magic Items Found: 2916
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Soul Swords Wielded: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • NATOcraft: Finnish Border Fun

    NATOcraft: Finnish Border Fun
    lol join this epic minecraft server where we have a nato headquarters near russia for some reason. come build your own secret spy base and plot world domination with your friends. beware of russian spies trying to infiltrate and steal your diamonds. only the bravest and most cunning players will survive in this intense geopolitical minecraft world. come join the madness now!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 9
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • What is the IP for Green Stick Figure Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for Green Stick Figure Minecraft Server?

    Green Stick Figure is a mysterious and enigmatic artist known for their unique stick figure drawings. With a focus on minimalism and simplicity, Green Stick Figure creates whimsical and thought-provoking illustrations that captivate audiences around the world. Their work often incorporates themes of nature, unity, and interconnectedness, and has gained a loyal following on social media platforms. Despite their anonymity, Green Stick Figure’s art continues to inspire and resonate with people of all ages.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 319230 Shadow Figures Spotted: 2
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 4 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1
    Star Shards Collected: 178 Legendary Titles Earned: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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