CraftyFails: NoDrinkingAllowed

achievement, Challenges, Commitment, CraftyFails, determination, discipline, Failed, Failure, Goal, habits, Improvement, motivation, NoDrinkingAllowed, perseverance, personal growth, progress, resilience, resolution, resolutions_failed, self improvement, setback, success

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2111
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	58	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Towns Built:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Falling into the Void:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of failing at your New Year’s resolutions already? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have the perfect solution for you! Join us and let go of all your failed resolutions in a virtual world where anything is possible.

Need to quit eating junk food? No problem! Just trade in those virtual cookies for some virtual carrots and you’ll be on your way to a healthier lifestyle in no time.

Trying to exercise more? Easy peasy! Just run around our virtual world collecting resources and building epic structures. You’ll be breaking a sweat in no time, all while having a blast!

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to all your failed resolutions. Who needs real-life goals when you can have virtual ones that are way more fun?

Edible Vomit 30mins 1.20.1

1.20.1, 30mins, Cannabis, cannabis edibles, Consumption, Edible, Edibles, edibles vs smoking, effects, Experience, HIGH, ingestion, Marijuana, marijuana edibles, Nausea, Potency, potency levels, reaction, side effects, Thc, tolerance, tolerance levels, vomit, vomiting

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1261
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Buildings Constructed:	20
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24

Yo, bro, forget about edibles making you puke, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be vomiting is rainbows and unicorns!

We got so much epicness going on, you’ll be tripping balls in a good way, not from some nasty edible.

Build your own crazy creations, battle mobs like a boss, and make friends who are way cooler than those stoners who can’t handle their weed.

Trust me, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like a psychedelic trip without the puking. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

NoMoreFootyWifey

anger, college football, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, emotional reactions, football, game day, husband, Marriage dynamics, Negativity, NFL, NoMoreFootyWifey, outbursts, personal boundaries, quality time, relationships, self-care, sports, team loyalty

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7864
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Magic Items Found:	3603	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Are you tired of watching football games with your husband who turns into a raging, chair-hitting, wall-punching maniac whenever his team is playing? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of football fandom!

On our server, you can build your own virtual football stadium and watch games without the fear of flying chairs or insults hurled at the TV. Our community is filled with kind, thoughtful players who will cheer on every touchdown and laugh at every ridiculous mistake without turning into angry beasts.

So say goodbye to the negativity and pessimism of football games with your husband and say hello to a world of fun and laughter in Minecraft. Join now and let the games begin!

Opinion2Diamonds – Minecraft SMP

altered mindset, altered opinions, changing attitudes, changing beliefs, changing outlook, childhood beliefs, developing mindset, evolving beliefs, evolving ideas, evolving perspectives, growing up, matured perspectives, maturing thoughts, Minecraft, Opinion2Diamonds, Opinions, personal growth, shifting opinions, shifting paradigms, shifting viewpoints, smp, transformed beliefs, transformed mindset

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3939
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Towns Built:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	11

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I was building a house and a creeper came and blew it up but then a unicorn appeared out of nowhere and gave me a diamond sword to defeat it, it was wild! And the best part is, if you join this server, you get a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on all the noobs, it’s lit fam. Plus, there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure and if you find it, you become the king of the server and everyone has to bow down to you, it’s so epic. So come join us and let’s have some crazy adventures together, trust me, you won’t regret it!

ScandalCraft: NeverForget!

#neverforget, controversial scandals, forgotten controversies, forgotten scandals, historical scandals, infamous scandals, media scandals, memorable scandals, overlooked scandals, political scandals, public scandals, scandal cover-ups, ScandalCraft, scandalous behavior, scandalous events, scandalous history, scandalous incidents, scandalous news, scandalous revelations, scandals, unethical scandals

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1921
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Remember that time when Herobrine tried to take over the server but got distracted by a group of dancing chickens? Or when a player accidentally turned their house into a giant pink unicorn? And let’s not forget the Great Diamond Heist of ’69 where players dressed up as creepers to steal all the precious gems! Join our server and create your own unforgettable moments that will go down in Minecraft history!

NordicCraft: Umerov’s Aid Fund

2025, aid, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., defense budget, defense cooperation, diplomatic relations, european security, foreign policy, fund, geopolitical strategy, global affairs, humanitarian assistance, international relations, military aid, military alliance, military intervention, military support, NordicCraft, norway, peacekeeping efforts, Ukraine, Umerov, Umerovs

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3149
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Star Shards Collected:	169	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	142508	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have NORWAY giving out $2 billion in military aid for UKRAINE in 2025! like, what even is that?!?! you can build your own army of pixelated soldiers and conquer the virtual world! who needs real life when you can have this kind of craziness in Minecraft, amirite?!?! Join now and be a part of the most insane virtual war ever seen in the gaming world! Let’s gooooooo!

Bubble Wrap Fat Cells – Cartilage Cushion

adipose cells, anatomy, biology, Body, Bubble, bubble wrap, cartilage, cells, CUSHION, cushioning, fat, Fat cells, fatty cells, Function, health, Medical, research, Revealed, Science, Support, tissue, undescribed, wrap

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3465
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Runes Activated:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

OMG u guys, dis server is like the bubble wrap of Minecraft! we got fatty cells dat look like fat cells but dey actually protect and support ur builds like no other! u can build da craziest structures and dey will be safe and sound thanks to our magical bubble wrap cells! join now and experience da ultimate protection for ur creations, it’s like havin a personal bodyguard for ur blocks! come see for urself and be amazed by da wonders of da bubble wrap server!

Ethereal Quests 1.21

attraction, DATING, double standards, equality, Ethereal, Expectations, feminism, gender dynamics, Gender norms, Gender Roles, Men, modern society, Quests, relationships, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressures, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, traditional values, Women

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5264
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Magic Items Found:	8666	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	43	Alien Abductions:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	8

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the cruel reality where pic rel will never get any pussy! We offer a world where even the most awkward players can become Minecraft studs and get all the virtual pussy they desire! Don’t be like pic rel, join us and unleash your inner Minecraft Chad!

CryCraft: Not Very Often

coping mechanisms, CryCraft, crying, emotional expression, emotional health, emotional honesty, emotional processing, emotional release, emotional well being, emotions, Honesty, mental health, Mental well-being, Mental Wellness, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-care, Tears, Vulnerability

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7752
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

Do you cry more than you mine in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having! Our server is so epic, even the creepers can’t help but shed a tear at its awesomeness. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and maybe even a few tears of laughter. So come on, grab your pickaxe and tissues, and join us on the most emotional Minecraft server out there!

CarbonCraft2025

#sustainability, carbon accounting, carbon allocation, carbon allowance, carbon budget, carbon consumption, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, carbon management, carbon neutrality, carbon offsetting, carbon reduction, CarbonCraft2025, climate change, climate crisis, environmental impact, environmental responsibility, global warming, greenhouse gas emissions, wealthy individuals, World’s richest

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2694
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Villages Defended:	11
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Alien Abductions:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Endless Night Skies:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

come join our minecraft server where we have the world’s richest players who have used up their carbon budget in just 10 days! watch as they build giant mansions made entirely of diamonds and gold blocks, emitting greenhouse gases like there’s no tomorrow. but don’t worry, our server is eco-friendly because we have virtual trees that absorb all the excess carbon dioxide. join us for a wild ride of luxury and environmental destruction, it’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience you won’t want to miss!

Côte d’Ivoire Crafty Parasites

Albendazole, Combination Treatment, cote, Cote d’Ivoire, Crafty, d’ivoire, Human Patients, Ivermectin, Low Sensitivity, Novel Species, PARASITES, trichuriasis, Trichuris incognita

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2705
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Votes:	3793	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

hEy yOu! yEs, yOu! dO yOu wAnna jOin a MiNeCraft sErver thAt’s mOre fUn thAn a pArty fUll Of cReepers? wEll, lEt mE tEll yOu aBout thIs cRaZy sErver thAt’s gOt mOre aCtion thAn a hOard Of zOmbies aT sUnset!

oN thIs sErver, yOu cAn fInd tHe mOst ePic bUilds aNd tHe cOolest pLayErs arOund. wE’vE gOt mOre dIamonds thAn yOu cAn cOunt aNd mOre eNchantments thAn yOu cAn sHake a sTick aT!

bUt wHat rEally sEts uS aPart iS oUr cRaZy cOmmunity. wE’vE gOt pLayErs frOm aRound tHe wOrld, iNcluding sOme fRom côte d’ivoire! yOu nEver kNow wHat kInd Of aDventures yOu’ll hAve oN oUr sErver.

sO cOme jOin uS aNd eXperience tHe mOst oUtRageous, oUtlandish, aNd oUt Of tHis wOrld MiNeCraft sErver yOu’ll eVer sEe. yOu wOnt rEgret iT, pRomise!

Vanilla Survival Minecraft server

Adventure, blocks, building, Community, Creative, Economy, Exploration, java, Minecraft, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, PC, Plugins, PvP, Redstone, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8274
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Mines Excavated:	4394
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	11	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Star Shards Collected:	126	Holy Grails Found:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14

The owner of the “Vanilla Survival” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Mainkrot.aternos.me

Pixel Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, 93302993, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous, Quest

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7867
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Enchantments Applied:	268
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of awesomeness all over your screen!

I mean, where else can you find a place where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up? It’s like a freakin’ paradise for players who are tired of getting their butts kicked by those green jerks.

And get this, on this server, diamonds literally rain from the sky! You just stand there with your mouth open like a derp and watch as the bling bling falls into your inventory. It’s like winning the lottery, but without all the boring numbers and stuff.

Oh, and did I mention that the pigs can fly on this server? Yeah, you heard me right. Pigs. Freakin’. Fly. So if you’ve ever dreamed of riding a bacon-powered jetpack, this is the place for you.

So what are you waiting for, bro? Come join us on this Minecraft server and experience a whole new level of insanity and fun! Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but who cares, right? YOLO!

GFvsBFFs: NoRegrets

abusive ex, Accountability, AITAH, Boundaries, Communication, compassion, Conflict Resolution, Emotional healing, forgiveness, Friends, GFvsBFFs, Girlfriend, Honesty, noregrets, personal growth, reconciliation, relationships, self improvement, social settings, Support, Therapy, Trust

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5290
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Potions Brewed:	163
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further than our server! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and betrayal just like in a soap opera.

Picture this: You’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, your best friend steals them all and runs off into the sunset. But wait, there’s more! Your ex-girlfriend shows up with her new boyfriend, causing chaos and drama among your friends. Will you forgive her or join forces with your friends to take her down?

With over 20+ players, you’ll never run out of drama on our server. Join now and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Just remember, drama llama is always watching!

BlockAddictz

addiction, Behavior, BlockAddictz, compulsion, coping mechanism, cravings, dependency, habits, mental health, Obsession, Psychological, Recovery, relapse prevention, self-control, substance abuse, Support, Therapy, Treatment, triggers, withdrawal symptoms

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	657
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	56
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Towns Built:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Are you addicted to building epic structures in Minecraft? Are you addicted to trolling your friends by hiding TNT traps in their houses? Are you addicted to collecting every single type of block in the game, even if it means spending hours mining underground?

Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for all your addictions! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant creepers, riding on flying pigs, and even befriending a pet dragon who will help you conquer your enemies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. And if you manage to find and tame this majestic beast, you’ll be the envy of all your fellow players.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and indulge in all your Minecraft addictions in the most outrageous and hilarious ways possible!

CarCraft Minecraft Server

armored vehicles, assault, CarCraft, Civilian Cars, Combat, Conflict, Defense, Equipment, Military, Military operations, military strategy, military tactics, military vehicles, Minecraft, russian military, Russian troops, SECURITY, Server, Shortage, Shortage of Vehicles, troop deployment, Vehicle Shortage, War

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3857
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Magic Items Found:	3234
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a shortage of armored vehicles just like the russian troops! but don’t worry, we got you covered with civilian cars for all your assaulting needs. drive into battle like a boss and show those creepers who’s boss. plus, rumor has it that herobrine himself drives a pink convertible and will give you a ride if you ask nicely. so what are you waiting for? hop on this crazy train of chaos and fun!