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Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 5178 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 42 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Zombie Dances: | 9 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Magic Crystals Found: | 6 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 |
Villages Defended: | 5 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
but wait, there’s more! we also have a pet creeper named bob who loves to blow stuff up but only in a controlled environment, so don’t worry about your builds getting destroyed. bob is a professional, trust me.
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? yeah, it’s totally safe, don’t worry about getting burned alive or anything. we also have a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server, but shh, don’t tell anyone.
so yeah, if u wanna join a server where anything can happen and where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there), then come join us! we promise you won’t regret it…probably.