CraftyFactsMC | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Shinobi’s Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, comedy, ending, Fall 2025, Fun, historical, Japan, Little Ninja Girl, Manga, manga series, Medieval, miss, naoki, ninja, Oda Nobunaga, Realm, Shinobis, Snigeno, Volume 23, WARLORD, Warring States Period, Yonkoma

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	6495
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	138	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Falling into the Void:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Zombie Dances:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like “Nobunaga no Shinobi” but with blocks and creepers!

Ever wanted to be a ninja in Medieval Japan serving Oda Nobunaga? Well, now you can in Minecraft!

Experience the chaos and comedy of the Warring States Period while building your own ninja empire.

Fall 2025? Who needs to wait when you can start your ninja adventure now on our server!

Say goodbye to the manga and hello to a whole new world of ninja fun in Minecraft!

GymCraft Minecraft Server

#workout, AITAH, alone, anxious, autistic, complaining, Conversation, follow, gym buddy, gym staff, gymcraft, hip thrusts, hyper aware, man, Minecraft, questions, resting, Server, sets, social cues, UNCOMFORTABLE, Upset, vulnerable

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7802
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Holy Grails Found:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape creepy gym encounters and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for a chance to punch virtual trees instead of awkwardly staring at a guy doing hip thrusts.

Our server is a safe space where you can build to your heart’s content without worrying about gym lurkers following you around. Plus, our community is full of friendly players who won’t ask you weird questions while you’re trying to mine for diamonds.

So come join us and leave the gym drama behind! Who needs real-life social cues when you can chat with fellow players in the safety of your virtual world? Let’s build, mine, and explore together – no creepy gym encounters allowed!

CreeperAlert: Housemate Edition

Boundaries, Chores, common courtesy, Communication, consideration, Courtesy, CreeperAlert, Edition, Expectations, guests, house rules, housemate, Laundry, messiness, Notification, Planning, privacy, Quiet, Relaxation, Respect, roommates, socializing

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8369
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Alien Abductions:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Astral Projections Made:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Elemental Crystals Collected:	74	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate roommate simulation! One roommate is super chill and easy to get along with, while the other is a total disaster. Imagine logging in to find your messy roommate leaving their virtual laundry in the machine for days on end. But wait, there’s more! Random guests will show up unannounced, leaving spills all over your virtual living room. Will you clean up after them or let the mess pile up? It’s a wild ride of virtual roommate drama that will keep you on your toes! Join now for a chaotic and hilarious experience unlike any other.

AwkwardIntimacy – Minecraft SMP

awkward, awkward experience, awkward memory, awkward moment, awkward situation, awkward story, AwkwardIntimacy, EMBARRASSING, embarrassing experience, embarrassing memory, Embarrassing moment, embarrassing story, funny, Funny Experience, funny memory, funny moment, funny story, INTIMATE, intimate memory, intimate moment, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9927
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Yo, so like, have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft and suddenly a creeper sneaks up on you and blows up your whole base? Well, that’s basically what this Minecraft SMP is like, but in real life! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and shenanigans as we build, explore, and prank each other like there’s no tomorrow.

We’ve got a secret underground base filled with treasure, a giant chicken farm that produces diamonds instead of eggs, and a roller coaster that takes you on a journey through the Nether. Plus, our admin is a talking llama who loves to throw parties and give out free enchanted gear to anyone who can beat him in a dance-off.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a herd of exploding pigs, come join us and see if you can survive the madness. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers – they’re always ready to ruin your day in the most awkward way possible.

GazaCraft: Protestors Welcome!

activism, biden, Biden administration, Conflict, demonstration, foreign policy, gaza, GazaCraft, Government, kamala, kamala harris, MIDDLE EAST, Palestinian protestors, Palestinian territories, Politics, protest, protestors, TAKEOVER, trump, Trump administration, united states, Usa

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6718
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Ores Mined:	2406	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Star Shards Collected:	156
Chimeras Created:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a safe haven for all those looking to escape the chaos of the real world! Our server is like a magical land where Trump is a peaceful farmer, Biden is a friendly villager, and Kamala is a skilled potion brewer.

Join us as we embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond sword of peace, build towering structures that reach the clouds, and engage in intense battles against the evil mobs of ignorance and hate.

Forget about politics and protests, come join us and let your imagination run wild in a world where anything is possible! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret portal that leads to a dimension where llamas rule the land and cookies grow on trees. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join our server today!

CraftyCocaineVsWhiskey Minecraft Server

addiction, alcohol, cocaine, colombia, controversy, CraftyCocaineVsWhiskey, criminal justice, debate, drug policy, Ethics, Government, law enforcement, legalization, Minecraft, Narcotics, petro, Politics, public health, Server, Social Issues, south america, substance abuse, whiskey

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7153
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Farms Harvested:	868
Votes:	7708	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12

hey u! ya u! wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is crazier den a llama on a pogo stick! we got more fun den a barrel of monkeys and more surprises dan a pinata at a birthday party!

imagine dis, u log on and u see a giant diamond castle in da sky, made entirely of real diamonds! u can mine dem diamonds and become da richest player on da server! but watch out for da creepers, dey be sneaky lil buggers!

oh and get dis, we got a secret underground maze filled with treasure chests and booby traps! u gotta be quick and clever to make it out alive and with all da loot!

and get dis, our admin is a real life wizard who can grant u wishes and make all ur minecraft dreams come true! need a dragon as a pet? he got u covered. wanna fly on a magic carpet? no problem!

so come join us on dis wild ride of a server, where da only limit is ur imagination! trust me, u won’t regret it!

OilOCanadaShipstoChina

Canada, China, diplomatic relations, economic impact, Economy, ENERGY, energy resources, Exports, foreign policy, global market, international relations, North America, Oil, OilOCanadaShipstoChina, political tensions, Ships, supply chain, Trade, Transportation, U.S

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1365
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

join our epic minecraft server where we ship oil to china while dodging angry americans who are threatening trade! build your own oil rig and defend it from pesky players trying to steal your precious black gold. team up with fellow players to form alliances and take down rival oil barons in epic battles. who will reign supreme in this wild west of oil trading? come find out on our server now! also, there are flying pigs. just saying.

Road & Creeper Life

Adventure, city life, cityscape, commuting, creeper, Exploration, Highways, Journey, Life, Lifestyle, Nomad, on the road, on the street, Pavement, Pedestrian, ROAD, Sidewalk, street life, travel, urban culture, urban living, urban-exploration, Wanderlust

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2927
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Votes:	1271	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

so, like, imagine this: you spawn in this minecraft server and BAM you’re on this CRAZY road trip, but like, in minecraft. you gotta survive in this wacky world filled with, like, giant chickens and exploding sheep. but don’t worry, cuz we got this super cool secret weapon called the “moo moo cannon” that shoots out cows at your enemies. it’s like, totally epic, dude.

and get this, there’s this secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to dance the night away. you gotta find the secret entrance hidden behind a waterfall and show off your best dance moves to impress the creepers. it’s lit, fam.

oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, you heard me right. you can ride on the back of a flying pig and soar through the skies, raining bacon down on all the peasants below. it’s like a dream come true, man.

so, like, if you wanna experience the most insane, hilarious, and totally bonkers minecraft server ever, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

VortexCraft – Swirling Fun for Gamers

crowd behavior, crowd control, crowd dynamics, crowd movement, crowds, densely packed groups, FESTIVAL, Fun, Gamers, Human Behavior, human gatherings, movement, Physicists, preventative strategies, research, researchers, study, Surprising, swirling, swirling patterns, traditional Spanish festival, vortex, vortex patterns, VortexCraft

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3455
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Void Gems Collected:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	49

so, liek, u know how crowds can be, like, totally boring and stuff? well, not on our server, bro! we got crowds that suck u into a vortex, just like in dat sciencey stuff u learned in skool. u can be part of dis totally wild experience and surprise all da physicists out there. we even got researchers studying da movement of crowds at a traditional Spanish festival, cuz we’re all about dat cultural experience, ya know? u can form swirling vortex patterns with ur new online buddies and be part of something never before documented in human gatherings. it’s like, totally mind-blowing, man. so, join our server and be part of da craziest crowd experience ever. who needs preventative strategies when u got us, amirite?

Rainbow Unity

Adventure, bedrock, Community, Crates, Customization, Discord, Dungeons, Events, Exploration, Fishing, java, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, Plugins, PvE, PvP, RAINBOW, Realms, Server, smp, Survival, Unity

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7075
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Farms Harvested:	814
Endless Night Skies:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Magic Items Found:	7692
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Optional quests	Guided journey with optional quests
Jobs system	Earn in-game currency with rewarding jobs
Economy	Robust economy to fuel ambitions
Fishing rewards	Cast your line for unique fishing rewards
Rankups	Unlock perks with exciting rankups
Crates	Open crates for rare items and level up gameplay

Join us Today:

66.70.164.179:25566

Discord: https://discord.gg/sCkhxDUdVN

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What is the server IP?

A: The server IP is 66.70.164.179:25566

Q: Is the server still in beta testing?

A: Yes, some features may not be fully set up until public release

MysticCraft Realms 1.20.3

1.20.3, anatomy, awkward, biology, Boundaries, Communication, consent, Contraception, Curiosity, education, Exploration, genitalia, Intimacy, MysticCraft, Pleasure, questions, Realms, relationships, reproductive health, safe sex, sex, sexual intercourse, taboo

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3351
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	145	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Lol, bro, forget about sticking pee pees places! Join our Minecraft server instead!

We got pigs that can fly, like literally soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels.

And our diamonds? Oh man, they sparkle so bright that they blind the creepers.

Plus, our villagers are all secretly trained ninjas ready to kick some zombie butt.

So, why waste time sticking pee pees where they don’t belong when you can join our epic Minecraft server of insanity and awesomeness?

PurrFectlyMineCraft

advice, affectionate, aita, attachment, Boundaries, cat, Communication, Cuddling, depression, Emotional support, family, litter box, love, mom, pet ownership, Pets, PurrFectlyMineCraft, Sleeping, step dad, Stubborn

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7529
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	751748	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Runes Activated:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of cat ownership? Look no further, because on our server, we believe in the power of feline companionship! Join us and experience the joy of virtual cat cuddles without any of the cat pee smell – unless, of course, you build a cat pee-themed house, in which case, go wild!

Our server is a safe haven for all cat lovers, where you can build your own virtual cat palace and snuggle up with pixelated kitties all day long. And if you ever feel down, just log on and let our virtual cats purr away your troubles.

So come join us, where the only drama you’ll find is the battle for the best cat bed spot! Let’s make Minecraft a purr-fectly meow-tastic place together! 🐱💻🎮

MineHappyLand

Contentment, coping strategies, Gratitude, Happiness, Hope, inner peace, joy, mental health, mindfulness, MineHappyLand, optimism, perseverance, personal growth, perspective, positive mindset, resilience, self reflection, self-care, silver linings, strength, world sucks

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3846
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	20	Mines Excavated:	1678
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Enchantments Applied:	223
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Star Shards Collected:	220
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17

Are you tired of the real world being a total snooze fest? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).

Need a break from the chaos of everyday life? Our server is the perfect escape! Build your dream castle, explore mysterious caves, or just chill with some virtual friends.

And hey, who needs therapy when you can unleash your stress by punching trees and mining for diamonds? Trust us, it’s way more therapeutic.

So why wait? Join our server now and let your worries melt away in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether you have enough torches to survive the night.

MineCraftyWorkWeek37.5

37.5 hours, Agreement, Economy, employment regulations, european union, Government, job market, labor laws, labor rights, legal working week, legislation, MineCraftyWorkWeek37.5, MINISTERS, negotiations, Overtime, productivity, REFORMS, social policy, spain, Spanish, work-life balance

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5142
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	New Chunks Explored:	930926
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

u know what else u should cut? ur time wastin on other minecraft servers when u could be joinin ours! we got spanish ministers workin for us, cuttin legal workin weeks and makin sure u have more time to play minecraft! come join us and u might even get a chance to meet a real life spanish minister in game! who knows what kind of crazy adventures u could have on our server, maybe u’ll even become besties with a minister and get free diamond armor! so what r u waitin for? join now and let the fun begin!

FroggyBitternessReceptors-OP

allergen detection, allergens, Animal Behavior, animal biology, bitterness receptors, evolutionary biology, frog biology, FroggyBitternessReceptorsOP, Frogs, Genetic differences, genetic research, human evolution, human health, Northeastern researcher, research findings, sensory perception, sensory systems, taste buds, taste perception, taste receptors, taste sensitivity

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6925
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4835
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

so like, u know how some frogs be havin like, 10 times the amount of bitterness receptors than us humans? it’s like, whoa dude, that’s wild. but get this, on this epic minecraft server, we got frogs that can help u detect allergens in the game! like, they’ll croak louder or something if there’s a dangerous allergen nearby. it’s like having your own little allergy detector buddy in the game, how cool is that? join our server for some ribbiting adventures and maybe even learn a thing or two about froggy science along the way! 🐸🔬 #ribbitingminecraftfun

Players:	100/200	Votes:	7026
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	103	Secret Passages Found:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3