CraftyFactsMC | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Wegovy’s Booze Busters

addiction, alcohol consumption, alcohol-reduction, alcoholism, behavior change, booze, Busters, clinical trial, desire to drink, findings, health, intervention, Medical research, medication, obesity, pharmaceuticals, Results, semaglutide, study, Treatment, Wegovy, Wegovys, weight loss

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3983
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	1971
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this totally epic minecraft server and suddenly you’re like a superhero but in block form. you can build whatever your heart desires and fight off creepers like a boss. but get this, on this server, there’s a secret potion that makes you build faster than the speed of light and gives you the power to fly like a majestic unicorn.

but wait, there’s more! this server has this crazy feature where every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of angels sings in your honor. and if you find a rare emerald, a magical rainbow appears in the sky. it’s like living in a fairytale, but with more explosions and lava pits.

oh, and did i mention that on this server, you can ride on the back of a giant chicken and battle evil skeletons with a sword made of pure cheese? yeah, it’s pretty wild. plus, there’s a dance party every friday night at the pixelated disco club. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on that.

so, what are you waiting for? join this server now and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous adventures of your life. who needs reality when you can have all this craziness in minecraft land?

ToadSMP

Adventure, AFK Zone, Auctions, Community, Custom Items, Discord, Economy, Jobs, Launch, MCMMO, Progression, PvP, Rankups, Referrals, RICHEST, Shop, smp, Streaks, Tadpoles, ToadSMP, Towny, Worldbuilding

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9724
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Runes Activated:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Divine Spears Created:	13	Secret Passages Found:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Buildings Constructed:	21	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Features
Jobs
Towny
Economy
Tadpoles
MCMMO
Rankups
Referrals
Auctions
Streaks
AFK Zone
Custom Items

FAQ

1. How can I start working with jobs?

To start working with jobs, type /jobs in the game.

2. What can I do with Tadpoles?

Tadpoles can be used to purchase exclusive items in game. To learn more, type /swamp in the game.

3. How can I sell my items through auctions?

To sell your items through auctions, use the command /ah in the game and follow the prompts.

4. What are the benefits of Rankups?

Rankups in the game provide perks and rewards for players. They are free-to-play and can be accessed through gameplay progression.

5. How can I invite friends and earn rewards through referrals?

To invite friends and earn rewards through referrals, use the command /referral in the game. Invite one friend to receive rewards.

6. How can I claim daily rewards through Streaks?

To claim daily rewards through Streaks, login at least once a day and use the command /daily in the game to claim your rewards.

7. What is the AFK Zone and how can I earn passive rewards?

The AFK Zone allows players to earn passive rewards by simply remaining online. Use the command /warp afk in the game to access the AFK Zone.

8. How can I explore custom items in the game?

To explore custom armors and items, use the command /warps in the game to access a wide variety of custom items available.

Chad’s Realm of Infinite Chances 1.20.1

1.20.1, blink, Chad, Chads, chances, Child molestation, Confidence, Context, domestic violence, DUI, Evil, Felony.., Incels, Infinite, judgment, locked up, MISTAKES, Realm, red flags, wrong way

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5772
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Join our Minecraft server where Chad gets 20 chances to break every rule in the book, from felony to child molestation, while incels don’t even get a first chance! We don’t judge Chad, everyone makes mistakes, right? But if an incel blinks the wrong way, they’re locked up faster than you can say “red flags”. It’s all about confidence and context, baby! So come on down to our server where the rules are made up and the chances don’t matter!

PoopCraft Minecraft Server

awkward family moment, awkward situation, bathroom etiquette, bathroom mishap, bathroom privacy, communication breakdown, dinner party disaster, Embarrassing moment, embarrassing story, family dinner, family drama, Minecraft, motherhood mishap, parenting fail, personal space, PoopCraft, pooping disaster, privacy invasion, Server, social faux pas, teenage girlfriend, uncomfortable encounter, unexpected guest

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2447
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from embarrassing moments like the one our player experienced while hosting a dinner! Join us and never worry about unexpected bathroom interruptions again – unless, of course, it’s a creeper blowing up your toilet!

Our server is a safe haven for all, where you can build your own secret bathroom hideout and never have to share it with anyone, not even your closest friends. And if someone accidentally walks in on you, just blame it on a glitch in the game – they’ll never know the truth!

So come join us on our server, where you can ban enchiladas from your virtual world forever and never have to face the awkward aftermath of a bathroom invasion again. Trust us, the adventures you’ll have here will make that real-life dinner disaster seem like a piece of cake – or should we say, a piece of enchilada? LOL!

GrannyCraftin’ Drama

advice, alcoholism, baby, Boundaries, Communication, discomfort, Distance, Drama, family, Grandchild, GrannyCraftin, long distance, MIL, mother-in-law, Moving, parenting, relationships, Safety, Space, Support, Unsafe

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3419
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Magic Items Found:	8431
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Void Armor Forged:	22	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep the crazies away? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee no crazy MILs will be moving in next door to you!

Join us if you want a safe space to build and explore without worrying about unsupervised baby couch incidents or questionable parenting advice. Our server is MIL-free and full of fun adventures waiting for you!

So come on over and join us, where the only thing you’ll have to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations, not your mother-in-law trying to move in next door. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun this way!

DumbIdeasMC SMP

accidental success, bizarre idea, creative solution, dumb idea, DumbIdeasMC, fortunate error, fortunate mistake, funny, lucky break, odd strategy, peculiar tactic, quirky solution, risky decision, smp, strange concept, success, Surprising, thinking outside the box, Unconventional, unexpected outcome, unorthodox method, unusual approach

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8322
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Secret Passages Found:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Lol, so like, this Minecraft SMP is the most epic place to be, like seriously dude. We got llamas riding pigs, flying creepers, and a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks. And get this, the admin is actually a talking chicken who gives out free enchanted gear every Tuesday.

But the best part is the dumb ideas that actually work here. Like, one time I tried to ride a pig off a cliff and instead of dying, I landed in a pool of lava and found a hidden treasure chest. And don’t even get me started on the time someone built a rollercoaster that glitched out and sent players flying into the sky. It was hilarious!

So if you wanna join the most chaotic, ridiculous, and downright insane Minecraft SMP ever, then you gotta come join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret society of dancing chickens that throw parties every Friday night. It’s lit, bro.

BlockyLifeLessons

BlockyLifeLessons, Experience, growth mindset., hindsight, late bloomer, learning, life advice, life experiences, life journey, life lesson, life mistakes, life reflections, Life skills, life wisdom, Maturity, missed opportunities, personal growth, realization, Reflection, self improvement, wisdom

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5974
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Villages Defended:	16
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Void Armor Forged:	16	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Towns Built:	8

Have you ever realized that creepers in Minecraft are basically just misunderstood green blobs with a passion for hugs? Well, on our server, we embrace the creepers with open arms (literally, because they explode when they get too close). Join us for a chance to learn the valuable life lesson of not judging a creeper by its explosive cover! Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the skeletons drop sick beats and the zombies show off their killer dance moves. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by a creeper).

CraftyEuroLeader

America, American politics, CraftyEuroLeader, Diplomacy, Europe, european union, foreign policy, fox news, Global influence, global leadership, Hegseth, international affairs, International cooperation, international relations, leadership, news analysis, political commentary, transatlantic relations., united states, Western Allies, world affairs

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6113
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server, bro? well let me tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride of your life! we got dragons flying around, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers selling enchanted diamond pickaxes for dirt cheap!

oh and get this, our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated pyramids. they even have a llama king who wears a crown made of emeralds and rides a giant chicken into battle!

and if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our server is the only place in the entire minecraft universe where you can find a magical portal that leads to a parallel dimension filled with talking sheep who give out free diamonds like candy.

so what are you waiting for, dude? come join our server and let the madness begin! who needs america for leadership when you have llamas and talking sheep, amirite?

BlockyVaxConspiracyCraft

BlockyVaxConspiracyCraft, Conspiracy, controversy, Covid-19, Hydroxychloroquine, Manipulation, Misinformation, misinformation spread, mistrust, papers, public opinion, retracted, Science, scientific research, skepticism, social media, suppress, Trust, Truth, tweets, vaccine harm

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	816
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	174

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting retracted is your boring old life! we got hydroxychloroquine blocks that give you super powers and vaccine harm potions that make you invincible! forget about science, we got conspiracy theories for days! join now and be part of the craziest adventure of your life! who needs social media when you can have a blast on our server!

Vowedminemp server minecraft

adventure mode, banner, Community, Creative mode, description, Gaming, Lazy, Minecraft, multiplayer, online gaming, personal account, player interaction, Server, Server Customization, server description, server hosting, Server Management, survival mode, Vowedminemp

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5557
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	991	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Love Letters Sent:	11	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

The description of the server server Vowedminemp has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

VowedMineMP.aternos.me:32508

Prosper Prison

alliances, Community, competitive, Custom, Discord, Economy, Enchants, Events, Gaming, Minecraft, Mines, Other, Prison, Progression, Prosper, PvP, Quests, Recruitment, Server, Shops, Staff, Tournaments

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4212
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1210	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	New Chunks Explored:	489168

Prosper Prison
IP: play.prosperprison.net
Version: 1.21+

About the Server

Prosper Prison is a next-level, competitive prison server designed for players who love grinding, custom features, and an engaging community. Whether you’re a casual player or a hardcore grinder, Prosper Prison offers an immersive and rewarding experience with unique mechanics, balanced progression, and an economy that rewards skill and strategy.

Key Features

Custom Mining Experience
Competitive Gameplay
Custom Player Progression
Active Community & Staff

Join Us Today!

Prosper Prison is built for fun, competition, and progression. Whether you’re new to prison servers or a seasoned player, you’ll find a home here. Join today and begin your journey to becoming the richest and most powerful inmate!

IP: play.prosperprison.net

Version: 1.21+

Discord: dsc.gg/prosper-prison

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is Prosper Prison?	Prosper Prison is a competitive prison server with custom features and mechanics for an engaging gameplay experience.
How can I join the server?	You can join the server by using the IP address play.prosperprison.net in your Minecraft client.
Is the server suitable for casual players?	Yes, Prosper Prison caters to both casual players and hardcore grinders, offering a balanced experience for all types of players.
Do I need any specific version of Minecraft to play on Prosper Prison?	Yes, you will need version 1.21 or higher to join the server.
Are there any special features on the server?	Yes, Prosper Prison offers custom mining experiences, a balanced economy, competitive gameplay, custom player progression, and an active community and staff.

LoveCraft Server 1.20.5

1.20.5, Affection, celebration, Chocolate, couples, Cupid, Date night, Flowers, Gifts, Happy, Heart, holiday, love, lovecraft, Naughty, Pervs, PINK, red, relationships, romance, Server, SWEETHEARTS, Valentine’s Day

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8729
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Secret Passages Found:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	1811	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Yo, listen up you weirdos! If you wanna have a blast this Valentine’s Day, join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have heart-shaped blocks that shoot out heart emojis when you mine them! It’s like Cupid himself is blessing your pickaxe, bro! Plus, our pixelated roses actually smell like chocolate when you hold them in your hand. Don’t ask how, just come and smell the love, baby!

BlockParty Minecraft Server

babysitter, best man, blockparty, Communication, engagement party, family dynamics, family gatherings, family relationships, family time, grown ups only, hosting at home, hurt feelings, immediate family, limited space, Minecraft, nieces and nephews, party etiquette, party planning, Server, Siblings, value judgment, wedding advice

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7763
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is at an all-time high! Join us for a party like no other, where the only rule is to leave the kids at home (or face the wrath of offended siblings).

Immerse yourself in a world of jazz, cocktails, and wedding advice, all while navigating the treacherous waters of family dynamics. Will you be able to keep the peace between feuding relatives, or will you find yourself caught in the crossfire of sibling rivalry?

But fear not, for we offer a solution to all your babysitting woes! Simply hire a virtual babysitter in-game and enjoy a drama-free experience like never before. And who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the true reason behind the mysterious grudge against the niblings.

So come join us on this wild ride of engagement parties and family feuds, because on this server, the more drama, the merrier!

PartyPoPo911

Community Backlash, Drunk, elderly couples, feeling depressed, Feeling embarrassed, late night, loud party, Meeting, messy divorce, neighbors, newly wed couple, noise complaint, one time thing, party pooper, PartyPoPo911, Police, school test, single mom, single parents, Valentine’s Day

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1312
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Void Armor Forged:	27
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Dragons Tamed:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of noisy neighbors and party poopers! Join us and build your own virtual world where you can party all night long without any complaints from Karen next door.

Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have fun, without any judgment from bitter single parents or drunk newlyweds. You can create your own valentine’s day party and invite all your friends, without worrying about the cops showing up.

So come on over and join us for a wild and crazy time on our Minecraft server. Let’s make some fun memories and leave all the drama behind! After all, who needs real-life neighbors when you can have virtual friends who never complain about your loud music?

Creeper Commute Chaos

Chaos, Commute, creeper

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4559
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Farms Harvested:	774
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Runes Activated:	8

Are you tired of being surrounded by people who blast their music or watch videos without headphones on public transportation? Well, fear no more because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from that madness! Join us and never have to endure the sound of someone else’s questionable taste in music ever again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so immersive, you’ll forget you’re even on public transportation in the first place. So come join us and leave the noise pollution behind!

Players:	105/400	Votes:	4167
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Villages Defended:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Mythical Swords Crafted:	79
Alien Abductions:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21