CraftyExSibsPoor | New Minecraft Servers 2024

TikTok Minecraft SMP Madness

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Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant flying squids, build towering castles made entirely of diamond blocks, and participate in our weekly llama racing competitions (yes, llamas can race in Minecraft, don’t question it).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve, who loves to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes. Don’t worry though, Steve’s pranks are all in good fun…we think.

So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where players can show off their best dance moves and win exclusive in-game prizes. Plus, our server owner is a TikTok sensation who promises to livestream all the chaos and hilarity for your viewing pleasure. And hey, if you’re feeling generous, maybe throw a few emeralds their way so they can quit their day job and focus on entertaining you full-time.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the wildest ride of your gaming life! Just be sure to watch out for those pesky flying squids…they tend to have a bit of a temper.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	4725	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	311

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

MovieMarathonGoneWrong – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring movies that never live up to the hype? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where the movies come to life! That’s right, we have a movie theater built in-game where you can watch all your favorite films in blocky glory. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Steve Spielberg himself roaming around, working on his next blockbuster hit! So say goodbye to disappointing movies and hello to a cinematic adventure like no other on our crazy SMP server!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Villages Defended:	16	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Void Gems Collected:	16
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

BlockyHealthHazards

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes! That’s right, forget about boring old creepers and zombies, we’ve got mutant chickens ready to take you down in the most epic way possible.

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that the dungeon is guarded by a pack of ninja llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage, because things are about to get wild!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5697	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Emeralds Found:	822	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

CraftyVik’sRussianJailbreak

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hey u, yea u, do u like minecraft? well u better join our server cuz we got crazier stories than this headline, like once a player found a diamond block that turned out to be a secret portal to a world full of talking pigs and dancing creepers. and if u join now, u can be part of our epic quest to find the legendary golden chicken that lays enchanted eggs. plus, our server is so lit that even the ghosts of dead journalists wanna play with us. so what r u waiting for? join now and let’s make some minecraft magic together!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Cash Birthday Card Fun

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yo, u ever get a birthday card and u open it up and there’s CASH inside? it’s like finding a hidden treasure in a pirate ship, but instead of gold doubloons, u get dollar bills, yo. imagine if u could do that in minecraft, but instead of cash, u find diamonds and emeralds everywhere u go. that’s what this server is all about, fam. we got so many treasures hidden in our world, u gonna feel like a pirate on a treasure hunt. come join us and start diggin’ for that sweet, sweet loot. plus, we got a secret underground base where we throw wild parties with creepers and skeletons as our DJs. it’s lit, trust me. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on this server, every day is a birthday card full of surprises.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

VaxCraft: Dems vs Reps vs Inds

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lol come join this epic minecraft server where we vaccinate players faster than dems getting their shots! we got crazy parties where we inject you with potions of immunity and watch you turn into a superhero! republicans and independents are welcome too, we’ll make sure you’re protected from all the creepers and zombies trying to attack you. join now for a wild ride of vaxxed up fun!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	46	New Chunks Explored:	891966
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Void Gems Collected:	38

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Torrent Network: Where RPG meets sky factions but sadly, no lifesteal in sight!

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Torrent Network Minecraft Server Overview
Survival Server	2 year old map, custom items, quests, shops, community of builders
Creative Server	Claim free plot, build within reason
Lifesteal Server	NEW server with custom boss fights, armor & weapons, terrain, enchants

FAQ

Q: Are the servers connected in any way?

A: Yes, all the servers are perfectly connected to form a community.

Q: Will the survival server ever reset?

A: No, the survival server will never reset. The map has a 2 year history.

Q: Can I play on the server with Java or Bedrock?

A: Yes, the server supports Java and Bedrock on any version.

Q: What is unique about the Lifesteal server?

A: The Lifesteal server features custom boss fights, armor & weapons, terrain, and enchants, making it a unique experience.

Q: Where can I find more information about the server?

A: You can visit the server’s website, Discord, map, and wiki for more information.

Check out our links:

And of course, the server IP: torrentsmp.com

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Runes Activated:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

I Love This Creature – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old mobs? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special surprise for you – DUCKS! That’s right, adorable little quacking ducks roaming around, ready to be your new Minecraft besties.

But wait, there’s more! These ducks aren’t just any ordinary ducks, oh no. They have magical powers that can help you on your Minecraft adventures. Need to fly across the map? Just hop on a duck and soar through the skies like a majestic bird. Need some extra protection in battle? Duck armor is the way to go.

Join our server today and experience the joy of hanging out with the coolest creatures in Minecraft – the ducks. Plus, rumor has it that if you befriend enough ducks, they’ll lead you to a secret treasure hidden deep within the Minecraft world. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the duck-tastic fun begin!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Void Gems Collected:	17	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	67

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Worried Minecraft SMP Polish Posters

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Are you tired of dealing with delusional Polish posters on other servers? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have successfully rehabilitated countless Poles who were once exposed to drogas! Our secret potion of enchanted watermelon seeds and llama spit will have them seeing the truth in no time. Plus, our server is filled with wacky adventures and insane stories that will keep you entertained for hours. Join now and help us save the Poles from their droga-induced delusions!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

CuriousCraftMC

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you’re a naturally curious and inquisitive player who loves to stir up trouble with your friends. We promise to provide you with endless conversations about the most bizarre and interesting things, just like the time Cards Against Humanity offered to pay people to publicly apologize for not voting in the last US election. And guess what? We’ll even help you come up with a plan to vote Democrat in the next election, no proof required!

But beware, if you dare to question the ethics or legality of our shenanigans, you might just end up in a heated debate with your friends. Trust us, it’s all part of the fun!

So come on, join our server and get ready for a rollercoaster of absurdity, where the only rule is to never take anything too seriously. Who knew Minecraft could be this wacky?

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	28

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

CashIsTrashMinecraftSMP

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Are you still living in the stone age using cash? Well, it’s time to join our Minecraft SMP where we only trade in diamonds and emeralds! Our server is so advanced, even the villagers have upgraded to cryptocurrency.

Join us for epic adventures where we ride pigs into battle against zombie hordes and build roller coasters that defy the laws of physics. Our community is so tight-knit, we once had a group hug that lasted for three days straight.

So why waste your time with boring old cash when you could be living it up in our diamond-studded world? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	339
Astral Projections Made:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Blocktopia: Die for Diamonds

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Are you willing to risk it all for the ultimate Minecraft experience? Look no further than our server, where you can dive into a world of blocky chaos and adventure like never before!

Join us if you’re ready to face off against a horde of zombie chickens, ride on the backs of flying pigs, and battle a giant creeper boss that shoots rainbow lasers out of its eyes. Trust us, it’s a sight to behold!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player even managed to tame it and ride it into battle against a horde of evil villagers!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer the craziest Minecraft server in existence. Just remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll die for is the sheer thrill of the game!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	4036	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

CraftyDroneBuilders

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come join our minecraft server, where we have africans building drones for ukraine but they think they in russia! it’s like a crazy reality show but in minecraft! build your own drone and take over the world! who needs russia or ukraine when you have our server! plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds! join now and be part of the wildest adventure in minecraft history!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	201	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Orion’s Knife & Hung Galaxy

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join our epic minecraft server where we have the biggest knife hanging off our belt just like Orion, the hung! we’re not afraid to say it looks like a penis because we embrace the absurdity of it all. come join us for some wild adventures and ridiculous builds that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. who needs conventional when you can have pure insanity on our server? come on, you know you want to see what all the hype is about. let’s get weird together!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Potions Brewed:	69

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Novidium Skyblock: Where Chestshops and Challenges make you money (but no COVID)!

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Server Name	Novidium
Server IP	play.novidium.net

Overview:

Novidium is a simple skyblock server where players build an island, complete challenges, visit/build shops and participate in a player-to-player economy. The server aims to provide a nostalgic skyblock experience without overwhelming UI or excessive plugins.

FAQ:

What type of challenges are available on Novidium?

Players can complete simple challenges like collecting 64 sugar cane to earn items that are otherwise unobtainable. For example, completing the sugar cane challenge rewards the player with dirt.

How does the economy system work on Novidium?

There are no admin shops on the server, all trading, buying, and selling is done between players. Players need to build a shop on their own island with chests and signs to sell items. Making the shop visually appealing can attract more visitors.

What are the leaderboards for on Novidium?

There are two main leaderboards on Novidium – balance leaderboard for the richest players and island leaderboard for the highest level islands. Island level is calculated by the amount and rarity of blocks on the island. These leaderboards provide long term goals and make it easier for players to find islands and shops.

How can players join Novidium?

Players can join Novidium by connecting to the server IP: play.novidium.net

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6