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Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 751 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 17 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 650 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 |
Gods Slained: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 |
Our server is so awesome that even Notch himself plays on it in disguise! Rumor has it that if you manage to defeat the Ender Dragon with a wooden sword, you’ll unlock a secret dimension filled with talking cows who will grant you wishes!
But that’s not all, folks! We have a secret underground base where you can trade with intergalactic aliens for rare items and weapons. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Just remember to watch out for the creeper ninja assassins lurking in the shadows…they’re always up to mischief!