CraftyExile – Minecraft server for hardcore Path of Exile fans! Join the fun now!

3.24, 472889085, Challenge Rewards, Compiled Links, CraftyExile, Doomies, e1ZBac7J, early access, Early-Access-In-2024, Exile, Fans, Fun, Hardcore, Join, Minecraft, necropolis, pastebin.com, patch notes, Path, Path of Exile, Path of Exile general, Pathofexile.com, PoE, POE 2, Server, Tools, Utilities

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7586
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	84	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	410	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	29

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of feeling nothing while playing on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Join our server where you will feel something, anything, even if it’s just confusion.

Embark on an epic journey to the Necropolis, a realm filled with danger, mystery, and probably a few zombies. Explore the Patch Notes, where every change will leave you scratching your head and questioning your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! Participate in the [3.24] Challenge Rewards and claim prizes that will make you wonder why you even bother in the first place. And don’t forget about PoE 2 [Early Access In 2024], because who needs a finished game anyway?

Check out our Compiled Links, Tools and Utilities, because we believe in overwhelming you with information that you will probably never use. Join now and become one of the legendary Doomies, a group so elusive and mysterious that even we’re not sure they exist. Trust us, this server is an experience you won’t soon forget, mainly because you’ll be questioning it for the rest of your days.

OrbitMC

Active, Community, Experience, Fun, Gaming, get involved, hermitcraft, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, OrbitMC, Play, Player Shops, Positive, Season, Server, smp, Staff, Staff Team, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5090
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Mines Excavated:	4620	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Welcome to OrbitMC!
We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

If you are interested in joining our community:
Check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!
https://linktr.ee/orbitmc

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join OrbitMC?	To join OrbitMC, visit our Linktree (https://linktr.ee/orbitmc) for ways to get involved and join the server. Once you join, make sure to get whitelisted to play!
What is a semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server?	A semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server is a server that maintains the core Minecraft gameplay experience while adding some quality-of-life enhancements and community features.
How active is the staff team on OrbitMC?	Our staff team is very active and dedicated to ensuring that all players have a positive and enjoyable experience on the server.
Is OrbitMC suitable for all ages?	OrbitMC is a family-friendly server suitable for players of all ages. Our community maintains a positive and welcoming environment for everyone.

Crimson Realm – Haachama 1.21.4

#youtube, 1.21.4, Ban RTA, boo, BUTA, cover, Crimson, Gaming, Girl with pink hair, Haachama, Haachama Dark Web, Haachama World, Infinity, Japanese vtuber, music cover, pink hair, Realm, Red Heart, twitter, Unmedicated hope edition, virtual youtuber, はあちゃま, ブタサンダー, 赤井はあと

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8524
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Yo, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a pack of rabid llamas on a sugar high? Well, look no further, because this server is like diving headfirst into a pool of rainbow-colored Jello while riding a unicorn made of pure chaos!

Forget about boring old servers with their basic builds and predictable players. On this server, you’ll find YouTubers with more energy than a toddler on a caffeine binge, Twitter feeds that will make your brain melt, and covers of songs that will make you question reality itself.

Join us on this wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your imaginary unicorn, and get ready for a Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and wondering if you’ve accidentally stumbled into an alternate dimension. See you there, or not, who even knows anymore?

ExVehicEx Drama Minecraft Server

aita, Boundary, coffee, Communication, Conflict, Drama, ENTITLEMENT, ex, ExVehicEx, gas, Insight, insurance, lying.., Miles, Minecraft, passenger, progressive snapshot, relationship, Server, Shady, time frames, Tracking, Trust, Vehicle

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7293
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Are you tired of dealing with shady exes who think they can do whatever they want with your car? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise you won’t find any ex-boyfriends sneaking around in your virtual vehicles here.

Join our server and experience a world where boundaries are respected and coffee runs are strictly solo affairs. No more tracking miles or worrying about who’s getting a ride in your car – on our server, the only thing you’ll be tracking is how many diamonds you’ve mined.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and leave the drama at the door. Who needs a lying ex when you can have a creeper blowing up your house instead? It’s a lot more fun, we promise!

ExDogNoEx_GF

aita, Blind, brain damage, Cheating, custody, dehydration, dog, ex, ExDogNoEx_GF, Feeding, medical bills, moving out, puppy, seizures, social media, special needs, stolen dog, Walking, water bowl, xxl bully

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9749
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server and experience the drama, the thrill, and the insanity of virtual pet ownership gone wrong!

Reasons to join: 1. Our server is so crazy, it’ll make your ex’s behavior look tame in comparison. 2. Experience the thrill of protecting your virtual dog from potential break-ins and dog-nappings. 3. Special needs pets? We’ve got ’em! Our server is full of unique challenges, just like that blind, brain-damaged xxl bully who can’t resist drinking every puddle in sight.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to navigate the chaotic world of Minecraft pet ownership. Who knows, you might just come out on top – with your dog, your sanity, and maybe even a few new friends along the way!

AttentionHog Minecraft SMP

attention grabbing antics, attention grabbing behavior, attention grabbing moments, attention grabbing stories, attention grabbing stunts, attention seeker, attention seeking, attention seeking actions, attention seeking behavior, attention seeking friend, attention seeking habits, attention seeking relative, attention seeking tactics, attention-grabber, attention-seeking strategies, AttentionHog, embarrassing moments, family, Friends, funny stories, Minecraft, ridiculous behavior, smp

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6354
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Potions Brewed:	89	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP server, it’s like the craziest place ever! Like, one time this dude built a giant statue of a potato just to get attention, and then another guy started a llama parade through the whole server. It was wild, I tell ya!

But that’s not even the best part, there’s this one player who literally turned their whole base into a disco party complete with flashing lights and a DJ booth. And get this, they only play Justin Bieber songs on repeat! It’s so ridiculous but also kinda awesome in a weird way.

So if you wanna be part of this absolute chaos and have the time of your life, join this Minecraft SMP now! Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next, it’s gonna be a blast!

LunchCraft: Build, Mine, Eat!

BUILD, creative writing, Eat, Exercise, Exploring, Healthy Eating, hobbies, learning, lunch break, LunchCraft, meditation, mindfulness, music listening, nature walk, photography, podcast listening, productivity, reading, Relaxation, self-care, sketching, socializing, work

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5182
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Are you tired of boring lunch breaks at work? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and spend your lunch break building a giant sandwich castle, battling evil lunch-stealing creepers, and mining for diamonds in your office break room! Who needs a sad desk lunch when you can have a lunchtime adventure like no other? Join us now and make your lunch break legendary!

SatelliteCraft Minecraft Server

arms control, blinken, Defense, Diplomacy, DPRK, foreign policy, international relations, Minecraft, missile technology, non-proliferation efforts, North Korea, nuclear proliferation, russia, sanctions, sanctions enforcement, Satellite technology, SatelliteCraft, Secretary of State, SECURITY, Server, Transfer, united states, Warning

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9418
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Alien Abductions:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Emeralds Found:	1245	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Divine Spears Created:	25	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23

so, liek, u kno how russia is all sneaky and stuff? well, dey mite be givin’ satellite tech to the DPRK! crazy, right? but hey, if u wanna escape all dat drama, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs flyin’ and creepers dancin’! plus, our admin once defeated a ender dragon with a wooden sword! true story, bro. so come on in and let’s build some epic stuff together! it’s gonna be a blast, i swear!

KyivCraft: Teenage Russian Boom!

bomb plot, boom, Conspiracy, CounterTerrorism, Espionage, extremist group, extremist ideology, intelligence agencies, international relations, Kyiv Oblast, KyivCraft, law enforcement, national security, planned attack, Plot, radicalization, Russian, Russian Agents, security threat, TEENAGE, teenager, Terrorism, Ukrainian defence forces, undercover operation

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9470
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Enchantments Applied:	281
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server where Russian agents are teaming up with teenagers to blow up stuff in Kyiv Oblast! It’s like a real-life spy movie but in Minecraft form. Join us and be part of the action as we try to stop these sneaky agents from causing chaos. Plus, we have epic builds and mini-games that will blow your mind (not literally like the agents, though). So grab your pickaxe and let’s save the day together!

Blocky Family Drama

blocky, Drama, family

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2310
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4729	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Meteorites Collected:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Chimeras Created:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Farms Harvested:	851

join dis server if u wanna escape ur abusive childhood and build a new life in minecraft land. we got virtual therapists to help u cope with ur trauma and virtual hugs whenever u need them. plus, our pvp arena is the perfect place to take out ur anger on other players without actually hurting anyone. so come on in and start healing through pixelated blocks and endless possibilities!

Broken World RP

Abilities, Alchemy, blacksmithing, BROKEN, Character, Cities, Class, destiny, Dwarves, Elves, fate, Figura, gampelay, Gods, halflings, high elves, humans, Kihai, Kingdoms, orcs, Professions, Race, Roleplay, Story, world

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	9603
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Divine Spears Created:	30	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Welcome to Nebelloren!

Overview:

The undead destroyed your homeland. You fled across the seas. Now, a new chapter begins in Nebelloren, a mysterious continent where gods once walked and fate belongs to the bold.

Choose Your Path:

Faction	Description
The Imeris Entente	A coalition of Dwarves, High-Elves, Humans, and constructs known as the Myriad. Build, innovate, and rise to greatness!
The Wildchoir	A blend of Halflings, Orcs, Elves, and Humans. Protect the land and its secrets!

Explore and Thrive:

Two stunning cities: Hythe and Azuverde
An enormous custom map filled with unique wildlife and ruins
Develop your character with professions and roleplay-based paths

Craft Your Story:

Design your character’s race, backstory, and motivations
Unlock custom abilities based on race and class
Collaborate with Storytellers and Moderators for unforgettable experiences

Immersive Gameplay:

Powered by Figura and a curated modpack, Nebelloren brings lifelike characters and unique experiences. Simple instructions to jump in with ease.

Join Our Growing Community:

BWRP has brought players together for over six years to tell powerful stories. Find a place to express your creativity and meet like-minded adventurers.

Ready to Begin?

Join our Discord
Read the rules and fill out a short application
Get whitelisted, download the modpack, and step into the mist

EchoCraft Skylands 1.21

digital reply, echocraft, how to publish, how to reply, online publishing, Publishing, publishing advice, publishing online, publishing process, publishing resources, publishing tips, publishing tools, Reply, reply methods, reply options, reply platform, reply process, reply strategies, reply techniques, Self-publishing, Skylands, traditional publishing

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	4455
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Endless Night Skies:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Runes Activated:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Potions Brewed:	199	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual paradise for gamers.

Imagine a world where you can build your own fantasy kingdom and rule over it like a boss.

You can team up with other players and go on epic quests to slay dragons and zombies.

But wait, there’s more! You can also customize your character with funky outfits and dance moves.

And get this, there’s a secret underground disco club where you can party with creepers and skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

RespectCraft Minecraft Server

apartment living, Boundaries, cleaning up after guests, family dynamics, feeling taken advantage of, frustration with guests, household respect, loss of peace, loss of sanity, Minecraft, noise disturbance, personal space, privacy, respect for property, respect in own home, RespectCraft, Server, setting boundaries, shared living space, sibling relationships, standing my ground

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2026
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	72	Votes:	9010
Astral Projections Made:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and build your own peaceful paradise!

Tired of unwanted guests invading your space and causing chaos? Join our server and never worry about random people barging into your virtual house again. Our virtual doors are always locked and only friends are allowed in (and they better knock first!).

We promise no one will steal your virtual bikes or pee in your virtual basement (unless you want them to, we don’t judge). Say goodbye to cleaning up after strangers and hello to building epic structures with your fellow players.

So come join us on our server and reclaim your peace and sanity in a world where you’re the one in control. Plus, we have virtual pets that don’t bark at random noises, so that’s a win-win!

MommaCraft: No More Help?

adulting, Boundaries, depression, Dysfunctional family, emotional baggage, emotional manipulation, enabling behavior, family conflict, family dynamics, forgiveness, grudge, MommaCraft, neglect, personal growth, Resentment, rocky relationship, SCAMMERS, self-care, toxic relationships, unappreciated

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1679
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family drama better than a soap opera? Look no further! Our server is perfect for those who have rocky relationships with their moms and need a virtual escape from real-life craziness.

Join us and unleash your pent-up frustrations by building elaborate structures and battling mobs. Need to blow off steam? Take it out on some creepers or zombies – they won’t judge you like your mom does.

And if you ever feel like your mom is blaming you for her unhappiness, just remember that on our server, you’re the master of your own destiny. No need to cater to anyone’s demands – unless it’s a quest from a villager, of course.

So come on over and let loose on our server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some virtual therapy in the form of pixelated pigs and chickens. Join now for a wild ride that’s crazier than your mom’s dating history!

AwkwardHouseMoments – Minecraft SMP

awkward conversations, awkward encounters, awkward encounters at home, awkward experiences, awkward family moments, awkward memories, awkward moment, awkward moments at home, awkward silence, awkward situation, awkward stories, AwkwardHouseMoments, cringe-worthy, EMBARRASSING, family, funny, home, House, Minecraft, smp, social faux pas, UNCOMFORTABLE, uncomfortable situations

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8200
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Star Shards Collected:	57
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP, like, it’s so lit you won’t even believe it. So, like, the other day I was mining for diamonds and suddenly a creeper blew up my whole house, but it’s all good because we have this secret society of villagers who come and rebuild everything for us. And, like, there’s this one time when we had a massive chicken invasion and we had to fight them off with nothing but wooden swords and potatoes. It was so intense, bro.

But, like, the best part is the community on this SMP, everyone is so chill and hilarious. We have this one guy who only speaks in pig Latin and another dude who builds nothing but giant statues of llamas. It’s wild, man.

So, if you’re looking for a crazy, fun, and totally random Minecraft SMP to join, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro. It’s gonna be a blast!

NerveCrafters

aggravating situations, annoyances, annoying habits, annoying situations, bothersome actions, frustrating annoyances, frustrating behaviors, frustrating pet peeves, infuriating actions, irritating behaviors, irritating habits, irritating pet peeves, NerveCrafters, Pet Peeves, reddit, things that annoy me, things that bother me, things that drive me crazy, things that irk me, things that really bug me, things that really irritate me

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	1900
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Crops Grown:	1557	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Love Letters Sent:	6
Enchantments Applied:	106	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Are you tired of getting griefed by noobs on other servers? Do you want to build your dream castle without some random player blowing it up with TNT? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your prayers!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. Our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas who will spit on anyone trying to cause trouble. Plus, we have a secret underground society of villagers who trade rare items for emeralds – just don’t ask where they got them from.

But that’s not all! We also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world, guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the all-powerful Ender Dragon.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just watch out for the exploding sheep – they’re more dangerous than they look!