CraftyExecOrders | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1169
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24

New Minecraft Servers

Yo, welcome to our Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme just like a US president with unlimited executive orders! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of making crazy decisions without any consequences.

Imagine a world where pigs can fly, creepers explode glitter instead of blowing up your house, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti. That’s just a taste of what you can expect on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, a hidden village of talking llamas, and a portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a unicorn into battle, build a castle out of marshmallows, and have a dance party with Endermen? Only here, my friend. Only here.

CraftySummit Minecraft Server

#announcement, Canada, CraftySummit, Diplomacy, economic policy, economic summit, Economy, global economy, Government, international relations, Minecraft, negotiations, News, North America, Politics, Server, summit, Trade, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade war, trudeau, U.S. tariff threats

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	112
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Void Armor Forged:	18
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	86	Mines Excavated:	4770
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Votes:	6913

so, like, trudeau is all like “yo, we gotta talk about these u.s. tariffs, eh?” and everyone is like “oh no, what are we gonna do, eh?” but then trudeau is like “chill, fam, we got this economic summit on friday, it’s gonna be lit, eh?” so now everyone is like “heck yeah, let’s go to this summit and figure out how to deal with these tariffs, eh?” and you should totally join our minecraft server because we’re gonna have a virtual economic summit to discuss all the crazy stuff happening in the world, eh? plus, we have like, a secret underground bunker where we hide all the maple syrup and poutine, so you know it’s gonna be a wild time, eh? come join us and let’s figure out how to save the world from these crazy tariffs, eh?

Musk’s Govt. Worker Scare

#announcement, billionaire, controversy, Cut, decision, elon musk, employees, entrepreneur, fear, Government, Govt, innovation, leadership, Management, media scrutiny, Musks, publicising, scare, spacex, Technology, tesla, US federal government, worker, workers

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5549
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Buildings Constructed:	48

Come join our minecraft server where we got ELON MUSK running around scaring all the FEDERAL GOVERNMENT WORKERS with his laser eyes and flamethrower! you gotta see it to believe it, folks! PLUS, he’s giving out FREE DIAMONDS to anyone who can survive his wrath for more than 5 minutes. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this CRAZY adventure! Join now before the government shuts us down for good!

Piggy Transplant Trials: The Porky Solution

Approves, Breakthrough, FDA, first, health, Hope, innovation, kidney, Medical, Medical Trials, Offering, Organ, organ donation, Pig, Piggy, porky, research, Shortage, solution, surgery, transplant, transplantation, Trials

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9145
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
New Chunks Explored:	564299	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	16
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

so like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and you’re like, whoa, this place is lit af. but get this, they got pig kidney transplant trials going on. like, what even is that? but hey, if you ever need a new kidney in the game, you know where to go. join now and be part of the most insane medical experiments in minecraft history. who needs diamonds when you can have a pig kidney, amirite? #minecraftmadness #pigkidneytransplantgang

Sparked

admins, apply, chest locks, Community, data packs, Dedicated, Discord, discrimination, Experience, Griefing, HACKING, hermitcraft, java, Land Claims, learn, Mature, Mods, player head drops, proximity voice chat, smp, sparked

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4249
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	79
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Buildings Constructed:	13	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Sparked Minecraft Server Overview

About
Experienced team of admins
Active members dedicated to the server
Long-term world with no random resets
Mature hermitcraft style environment for members 18+
No land claims/chest locks for a vanilla experience
Strict rules against discrimination/hacking/griefing
Optional mods and data packs available

FAQ

Question	Answer
When does the server launch?	The server will launch on Friday, February 7th.
How can I join the server?	Join the discord and apply for whitelist at http://discord.gg/83RA2bcPHp
Are there any age restrictions?	Yes, the server is for players 18 and older.
What are the rules regarding griefing?	Griefing is strictly prohibited on the server.
Are there any mods or data packs on the server?	Yes, there are optional mods and data packs available, such as player head drops and proximity voice chat.

Ethereal Heights 1.21.2

1.21.2, 120 pounds, 29 year old, 55, body preferences, DATING, Ethereal, fat, Girlfriend, Heights, Older, over 200 pounds, Picky, relationships, skinny guys, STRONG, taller, Ugly, weight preference, white male, young looking

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3362
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Yo, bro, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta be ready for some wild sh*t. We got older, taller women over 200 pounds waiting for you in the game. Who knew Minecraft could be a dating app for skinny dudes looking for some thicc mamas, am I right? Join now and get ready to be mind blown by the crazy world of chunky love in Minecraft!

FixerUpperCraft Minecraft Server

aita, arguments, Bidding, Communication, Divorce, fixer upper, FixerUpperCraft, future planning, gf, Investment, Listing, Marriage, Minecraft, outbid, pre-inspection, realtor, relationship, Rushing, seattle, Server, Therapy, Upgrades, wfh

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7628
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	87	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Star Shards Collected:	166	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	17
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you need to consult with your partner on is which block to place next! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, surprises, and maybe even a few creeper explosions.

Looking for a fixer-upper in the virtual world? Look no further! Our server offers a wide selection of rundown virtual homes that you can fix up and turn into your dream castle. Just make sure to consult with your virtual partner before making any big decisions, or you might end up in a virtual fight.

Experience the thrill of bidding on virtual properties and see if you can outbid your fellow players. Just be prepared for some virtual drama if you don’t consult with your virtual partner first. Who knew Minecraft real estate could be so intense?

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing you need to worry about is whether to build a virtual pool or a virtual garden. And remember, in the world of Minecraft, anything is possible, even a virtual breakup over a virtual fixer-upper.

NoSmokeNoPokeMC

ANNOYING, aversion, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, compromise, Conflict, consideration, Empathy, family, Fight, inside joke, NoSmokeNoPokeMC, personal space, relationship, Respect, smoking, Support, Trauma, triggers, Understanding

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3804
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Villages Defended:	18	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Falling into the Void:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where smoking is strictly prohibited! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft player who loved smoking so much that it caused traumatic deaths in their family. So, they decided to create a server where smoking was banned to honor their fallen loved ones.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll find out that smoking is not the only thing that’s banned. We also have a strict no-creeper policy because, let’s face it, those guys are just too explosive for our liking.

So come on over and join us for a smoke-free, creeper-free, and drama-free Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might even make some new friends who share your aversion to smoke!

ExecOrderCongress_MinecraftSMP

branches of government, checks and balances, Congress, constitutional law, Decision making, Democracy, democracy in action, ExecOrderCongress_MinecraftSMP, executive orders, Governing, governing principles, Government, law enforcement, lawmaking, legislation, policy, Political process, Politics, presidential power, separation of powers, US government

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4872
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	1294	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, it’s like a unicorn riding a rainbow while eating cotton candy!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig as you battle against a horde of evil chickens. And get this, every time you mine a diamond, a baby panda gets its wings! It’s like a magical fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can talk and trees grow pizza slices.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, always ask yourself, “What’s the point of a congress if you do executive orders?” Because on our server, anything is possible!

BikepocalypseCraft

#sustainability, alternative transportation, bicycles, BikepocalypseCraft, creative choices, Dystopia, end of civilization., environmentalism, Fiction, future scenarios, Mobility, narrative decisions, post-apocalyptic, resource conservation, societal collapse, speculative fiction, storytelling, Survival, Transportation, Urban planning, world-building

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7536
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest post-apocalyptic world you’ll ever experience! Picture this: zombies riding bicycles, mutant chickens laying explosive eggs, and giant spiders that shoot lasers from their eyes.

Join our server for the chance to ride a bicycle through the wasteland while dodging flaming arrows from skeleton archers. Build your base out of mutant chicken eggs for extra protection and watch out for the laser-eyed spiders that will try to steal your diamonds.

So why aren’t bicycles more common in post-apocalyptic fiction? Because they’re all on our server, waiting for you to join the madness. Don’t miss out on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

WHOaCraft Minecraft Server

argentina, controversial move, Decision making, diplomatic relations, exit, Global cooperation, global health, government decision, Healthcare, international organizations, international relations, Latin America, Minecraft, pandemic response, Politics, public health, Server, south america, SOVEREIGNTY, trump, WhoaCraft, Withdrawal, World Health Organization

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3877
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8

lol imagine a world where Argentina is like “bye WHO, i’m outta here too!” just because Trump left first. like, they’re all like “if he’s not playing, then neither am i!” come join our Minecraft server where we make decisions based on the most random things, like which way the wind is blowing or how many chickens are crossing the road. it’s a wild ride, just like this headline. so come on over and let’s make some questionable choices together!

CraftyCommies2024

Analysis, CASUALTIES, Conflict, CraftyCommies2024, December 2024, Defense, Geopolitics, intelligence assessment, international relations, January, Losses, Military, Report, russia, SECURITY, strategy, UK intelligence, War, worst month

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6024
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Potions Brewed:	90
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	37

so, like, u know how russia was all like, having a bad time in january 2024? well, our minecraft server is like the complete opposite of that! come join us and be a part of the most epic, lit, and totally not disastrous community ever!

we have so many crazy things happening on our server, like a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks and a giant chicken that shoots fireballs. not to mention, our players are all super cool and funny, like one time someone built a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of lava (don’t worry, u respawn right after)!

if u wanna have a blast and forget about all the bad stuff happening in the world, then this is the place for u. join us and let’s make some memories that will make january 2024 look like a walk in the park!

ShroomCraft: Neuro Fun Land

Alternative Medicine, anxiety, brain health, cognitive function, depression, dopamine, Fun, Jan 2025, Land, mental illness, Microdosing, mushrooms, Neuro, neuroinflammation, neurological disorders, neuroplasticity, Neuropsychiatric Disease, neurotransmitters, psilocybin, psychiatric research, serotonin, ShroomCraft, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4238
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Runes Activated:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Yo yo yo! You wanna join our cray cray Minecraft server? Well let me tell ya, we got more mushrooms than Mario Kart! And guess what? We encourage microdosing while you play! It’s like a trippy adventure every time you log on.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that it actually cures mental illness. Yeah, you heard me right. Just by playing on our server, your neurotransmitters will be poppin’, your neuroinflammation will be gone, and your neuroplasticity will be off the charts!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most mind-bending Minecraft server out there. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but in a good way!

TortugaMC

Adventure, below average, command blocks, Community, Expansion, fan favorite, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, Mini Games, Minigames, multiplayer, Plugins, Server, Survival, TortugaMC, Turtle Hockey, Unique, Unique Games, Vanilla

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5430
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

A below average minigame server.

TortugaMC is a minigames server providing unique games adapted from completely vanilla concepts, typically originating purely from command blocks, only using plugins to refine the experience. Our current primary offering is the fan-favorite Turtle Hockey mode, but we have many plans for expansion into other vanilla-inspired modes.

play.tortugamc.org

CastleQuest

active moderation, Adventure, castle decorations, CastleQuest, collaboration, Community, Community Events, creativity, Custom terrain, epic combat, friendly community, Hardcore, INCLUSIVE, kingdom rules, Medieval, mythical origins, proximity voice chat, Roleplay, RPG, smp, Survival, Trailer

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1763
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Runes Activated:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Server Name	CastleQuest SMP
Theme	Medieval Adventure
Features	Medieval-Themed Mods Custom Terrain Proximity Voice Chat Community Events Survival with a Twist
Community	Active Moderation

FAQ

What is CastleQuest SMP?

CastleQuest SMP is a medieval-themed Minecraft server that offers a unique RPG experience filled with adventure, creativity, and a welcoming community.

What makes CastleQuest SMP special?

CastleQuest SMP stands out with its medieval-themed mods, custom terrain, proximity voice chat, community events, and survival with a twist.

What are the kingdom rules?

The kingdom rules include respecting everyone, requiring consent for PvP, sticking to the medieval theme, and avoiding griefing, stealing, or cheating.

How can I join CastleQuest SMP?

You can join CastleQuest SMP by joining their Discord server and starting your medieval adventure with the community.

Is CastleQuest SMP suitable for all players?

Yes, CastleQuest SMP has an inclusive and friendly community, active moderation, and encourages collaboration and roleplay, making it suitable for all players.

UnityCraft 1.20

chance, Connection, couple, destiny, doubt, fate, Future, Hope, love, Possibility, prediction, Realistic, relationship, reunion, romance, skepticism, speculation, uncertainty, UnityCraft

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5659
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	25	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Bro, forget reality! Join our Minecraft server and watch pigs fly and creepers dance together in perfect harmony!

You think they’ll get together in real life? Haha, on our server, anything is possible!

Join now and witness the most epic love story between a villager and a zombie!

Who needs reality when you can have a front-row seat to the craziest Minecraft soap opera ever?

Forget about real relationships, join our server and watch the drama unfold in blocky pixel form!