CraftyExecOrders | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5100
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	65	Chimeras Created:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Yo, welcome to our Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme just like a US president with unlimited executive orders! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of making crazy decisions without any consequences.

Imagine a world where pigs can fly, creepers explode glitter instead of blowing up your house, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti. That’s just a taste of what you can expect on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, a hidden village of talking llamas, and a portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a unicorn into battle, build a castle out of marshmallows, and have a dance party with Endermen? Only here, my friend. Only here.

WHOaCraft Minecraft Server

argentina, controversial move, Decision making, diplomatic relations, exit, Global cooperation, global health, government decision, Healthcare, international organizations, international relations, Latin America, Minecraft, pandemic response, Politics, public health, Server, south america, SOVEREIGNTY, trump, WhoaCraft, Withdrawal, World Health Organization

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7627
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15

lol imagine a world where Argentina is like “bye WHO, i’m outta here too!” just because Trump left first. like, they’re all like “if he’s not playing, then neither am i!” come join our Minecraft server where we make decisions based on the most random things, like which way the wind is blowing or how many chickens are crossing the road. it’s a wild ride, just like this headline. so come on over and let’s make some questionable choices together!

CraftyCommies2024

Analysis, CASUALTIES, Conflict, CraftyCommies2024, December 2024, Defense, Geopolitics, intelligence assessment, international relations, January, Losses, Military, Report, russia, SECURITY, strategy, UK intelligence, War, worst month

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7877
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	123	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

so, like, u know how russia was all like, having a bad time in january 2024? well, our minecraft server is like the complete opposite of that! come join us and be a part of the most epic, lit, and totally not disastrous community ever!

we have so many crazy things happening on our server, like a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks and a giant chicken that shoots fireballs. not to mention, our players are all super cool and funny, like one time someone built a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of lava (don’t worry, u respawn right after)!

if u wanna have a blast and forget about all the bad stuff happening in the world, then this is the place for u. join us and let’s make some memories that will make january 2024 look like a walk in the park!

ShroomCraft: Neuro Fun Land

Alternative Medicine, anxiety, brain health, cognitive function, depression, dopamine, Fun, Jan 2025, Land, mental illness, Microdosing, mushrooms, Neuro, neuroinflammation, neurological disorders, neuroplasticity, Neuropsychiatric Disease, neurotransmitters, psilocybin, psychiatric research, serotonin, ShroomCraft, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7680
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Animals Bred:	87	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Enchantments Applied:	202	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Dragons Tamed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Yo yo yo! You wanna join our cray cray Minecraft server? Well let me tell ya, we got more mushrooms than Mario Kart! And guess what? We encourage microdosing while you play! It’s like a trippy adventure every time you log on.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that it actually cures mental illness. Yeah, you heard me right. Just by playing on our server, your neurotransmitters will be poppin’, your neuroinflammation will be gone, and your neuroplasticity will be off the charts!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most mind-bending Minecraft server out there. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but in a good way!

TortugaMC

Adventure, below average, command blocks, Community, Expansion, fan favorite, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, Mini Games, Minigames, multiplayer, Plugins, Server, Survival, TortugaMC, Turtle Hockey, Unique, Unique Games, Vanilla

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7870
Rating:	5.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1365
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Love Letters Sent:	13
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Enchantments Applied:	211	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

A below average minigame server.

TortugaMC is a minigames server providing unique games adapted from completely vanilla concepts, typically originating purely from command blocks, only using plugins to refine the experience. Our current primary offering is the fan-favorite Turtle Hockey mode, but we have many plans for expansion into other vanilla-inspired modes.

play.tortugamc.org

CastleQuest

active moderation, Adventure, castle decorations, CastleQuest, collaboration, Community, Community Events, creativity, Custom terrain, epic combat, friendly community, Hardcore, INCLUSIVE, kingdom rules, Medieval, mythical origins, proximity voice chat, Roleplay, RPG, smp, Survival, Trailer

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6152
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8281
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Server Name	CastleQuest SMP
Theme	Medieval Adventure
Features	Medieval-Themed Mods Custom Terrain Proximity Voice Chat Community Events Survival with a Twist
Community	Active Moderation

FAQ

What is CastleQuest SMP?

CastleQuest SMP is a medieval-themed Minecraft server that offers a unique RPG experience filled with adventure, creativity, and a welcoming community.

What makes CastleQuest SMP special?

CastleQuest SMP stands out with its medieval-themed mods, custom terrain, proximity voice chat, community events, and survival with a twist.

What are the kingdom rules?

The kingdom rules include respecting everyone, requiring consent for PvP, sticking to the medieval theme, and avoiding griefing, stealing, or cheating.

How can I join CastleQuest SMP?

You can join CastleQuest SMP by joining their Discord server and starting your medieval adventure with the community.

Is CastleQuest SMP suitable for all players?

Yes, CastleQuest SMP has an inclusive and friendly community, active moderation, and encourages collaboration and roleplay, making it suitable for all players.

UnityCraft 1.20

chance, Connection, couple, destiny, doubt, fate, Future, Hope, love, Possibility, prediction, Realistic, relationship, reunion, romance, skepticism, speculation, uncertainty, UnityCraft

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7223
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Star Shards Collected:	279
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	113
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Bro, forget reality! Join our Minecraft server and watch pigs fly and creepers dance together in perfect harmony!

You think they’ll get together in real life? Haha, on our server, anything is possible!

Join now and witness the most epic love story between a villager and a zombie!

Who needs reality when you can have a front-row seat to the craziest Minecraft soap opera ever?

Forget about real relationships, join our server and watch the drama unfold in blocky pixel form!

BailCraft: No Refunds, No Regrets

BailCraft, bailed, BETRAYAL, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, Decision making, family emergency, financial responsibility, friendship, group dynamics, group trip, Honesty, immaturity, loyalty, moral dilemma, peer pressure, refund, refunds, regrets, ski trip, social dynamics, Trust

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9510
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value loyalty over everything! Just like Sarah’s loyalty to her friends on that ski trip…oh wait, nevermind.

Join our server for epic adventures and crazy stories like the time a player tried to build a roller coaster out of TNT (spoiler alert: it didn’t end well).

Looking for drama? Look no further! Our community is filled with twists and turns, just like Sarah’s last-minute decision to ditch her friends for a beach vacation with her boyfriend.

And hey, if you’re feeling generous, feel free to donate $600 to the server…just kidding! We won’t pull a Sarah on you and leave you hanging. Join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

Late4MinecraftSMP

Absurd, BIZARRE, Comical, DELAY, EXCUSE, Explanation, funny, Humorous, Late, Late4MinecraftSMP, odd, quirky, reason, Ridiculous, silly, Story, strange, TARDY, unexpected, UNUSUAL

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3583
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Towns Built:	3	Ores Mined:	2844
Animals Bred:	165	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit! I was once late to a meeting because I was too busy trying to tame a pack of wild llamas in the game. Yeah, you heard me right, llamas! And then I accidentally set my house on fire because I was too busy trying to make a giant lava pit for no reason. It was epic, bro. You gotta join this server if you wanna experience the craziness and chaos of Minecraft like never before. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party every Friday night. Don’t miss out, join now! #minecraftmadness #llamalove #discoinferno

FreeDiamondsOnly

at no cost, complimentary, costless, for free, for no money, free, free of charge, FreeDiamondsOnly, gratis, no charge, no cost, no fee, no payment, on the house, Unpaid, without charge

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4219
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Falling into the Void:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	95	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Your mom’s homemade cookies? Nah, that’s too easy. How about joining our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. Legend has it that those who join our server will have the best luck in finding rare loot and building the most epic structures. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will make you laugh so hard, you might just fall out of your minecart. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

KraftyKanzlerCraft

Campaign, Candidate, chancellor, Coalition, Democracy, european union, extremism, far right, front-runner, German election, germany, Government, KraftyKanzlerCraft, leadership, nationalism, opposition, policies, political party, Politics, Voting

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7703
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

lol u know what else is never gonna happen? u never gonna regret joining our epic minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, cows that can do the moonwalk, and creepers that tell dad jokes. plus, our admin once defeated the ender dragon with a wooden spoon. so come join us and be part of the most epic adventure of your life! who needs politics when u can have fun in minecraft? come on, what are u waiting for? join now before the villagers start a rebellion and demand better trading rates!

Antarctic Duck Dynasty

ancient birds, ancient creatures, ancient species, ancient wildlife, antarctic, Antarctic discovery, antarctica, Antarctica exploration, Antarctica fauna, Antarctica history, Antarctica wildlife, avian evolution, avian fossils, bird evolution, duck, DYNASTY, earth’s history, Evolution, Paleontology, prehistoric animals, prehistoric birds, scientific research, waterfowl

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7647
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Zombie Dances:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Are you ready to dive into a world where ducks ruled Antarctica 69 million years ago? Join our cray-cray Minecraft server and witness the epic battle between the ancient waterfowl and the mighty penguins. Will you be able to tame a duck and ride it into battle? Only on our server, baby! Plus, rumor has it that there are hidden duck eggs scattered all over the map that can hatch into rare and powerful duck mounts. So what are you waiting for? Come join the quack-tastic fun and let’s make history together!

Jerdjen Republic

Cities, City-Based, Community, Donations, early access, Economy, Fair Play, fair treatment, game updates, Jerdjen Republic, Minecraft, no p2w, public transport, Resources, Roleplay, Server, Store, Survival, Towns, Vehicles, voting page, Whitelist

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5681
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

Welcome to Jerdjen Republic’s Voting Page! This Server is currently not publicly available yet, please visit jerdjenrepublic.net for when it officially releases!

Jerdjen Republic is a City-Based Minecraft Server. Drive Vehicles across vast Towns and Cities, trade with People through an extensive Economy, ride the (currently free) Public Transport or farm for Resources!

Jerdjen Republic also has a No P2W commitement and everything will be currently run through donations. After game updates a store may release, however, it will not sell any elements or items that make you better than other players. Everyone gets the same fair treatement.

Have you liked what you read so far? Then this Server is for you. Go ahead and try it now!

Jerdjen Republic is currently in Early Access. Expect things to change over the coming months.

play.jerdjenrepublic.net

Geopol NWO

building mods, discord server, EU4, food/agriculture mods, Fossils & Archaeology, Geopol, History, HoI4, Immersive Engineering, Map Games, Mekanism, Modded, nwo, paradox games, PneumaticCraft, Politics, Recruits, small ships, TACZ Timeless and Classics Guns, thermal series, Vehicles, workers

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	516
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
New Chunks Explored:	80669	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	166	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Description	If you like Map Games, Paradox Games, HOI4, EU4, Politics, History – This is the Server For You
Features	Economy Immersive Vehicles Mekanism Create Immersive Engineering TACZ Timeless and Classics Guns Small Ships Recruits – Workers Many Food/Agriculture Mods & Many Building Mods Fossils & Archaeology

Extensive FAQ

Question	Answer
What is Geopol: New World Order?	Geopol: New World Order is a Modded Earth Server that takes place in the modern era with pre-claimed Nations.
What are some of the server features?	Features include Politics, Diplomacy, Trade, Economy, Roleplay, Building, and PVP.
Where can I view the modlist?	You can view the modlist here.
How can I access the Dynmap with claims?	You can check out the Map with Claims on Dynmap.

Minecraft Server IP Address: geopolnwo.minecraft.bz

Server and Modpack Information on our Discord Server

Potential City 1.21

arab-israeli conflict, city, Conflict, Development, gaza, Gaza Strip, Geopolitics, humanitarian crisis, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Palestinian territories, palestinians, peace process, Politics, Potential, Rebuild, Reconstruction, RENAME, united states, US

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5200
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	417	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like Gaza on steroids! Imagine all the crazy potential, like building epic structures once we kick out all the stinky mobs and rename the whole place! It’s gonna be lit, fam. So come join us and let’s create a whole new world together, one block at a time. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a whole lot of imagination, cause things are gonna get wild up in here!

FriendZoneCraft Minecraft Server

#impatience, cold weather, Communication, consideration, Cultural differences, friendship, FriendZoneCraft, Frustration, Guilt, late friend, lateness, leaving early, Minecraft, patience, Planning, punctual friend, punctuality, Reliability, Respect, Server, social etiquette, Time management, Understanding

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3839
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where punctuality is key! If you’re tired of waiting around for your friends to show up on time, then this is the server for you. We value being on time so much that we have a strict policy against tardiness – show up late and you’ll be banished to the Nether!

Join us and meet players who understand the importance of being punctual, unlike Lara who always shows up 20 minutes late (or even 40-50 minutes late on a bad day). Don’t worry about waiting around for your friends to log on, because on this server, everyone is always on time!

Just like our player who left their friend waiting in the cold for half an hour, you’ll never have to deal with that kind of frustration here. So come join us and experience the joy of being on time for once in your Minecraft life. Plus, we have plenty of fun hangouts and adventures waiting for you – as long as you show up on time, of course!