CraftyExecOrders | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Secrets Revealed 1.20.2

1.20.2, ADMISSION, confession, Deception, Deliberate, doubt, hidden agenda., Honesty, Intentional, Manipulation, Motive, purposeful, Questioning, Reveal, reveal the truth, Revealed, Secrets, speculation, suspicion, Truth, uncertainty, uncovering the truth

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3865
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Zombie Dances:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Potions Brewed:	112
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Yo, bros and broettes! You gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like seriously, it’s lit AF. Why, you ask? Well, for starters, we got pigs that can fly and cows that rap like Eminem. And don’t even get me started on the chickens that do the Macarena.

But wait, there’s more! Our diamonds sparkle brighter than Kim Kardashian’s bling, and our zombies breakdance better than Michael Jackson. Plus, our creepers tell the funniest dad jokes – like, you won’t even be mad when they blow up your house.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild ride of insanity and chaos. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.

Threadception Minecraft SMP

Censorship, Community, controversy, discussion, forum, freedom of speech, internet, Minecraft, Moderation, online censorship, online discussion, online forum, online platform, smp, social media, thread deletion, thread deletion controversy, thread management, thread moderation, thread removal, thread removal debate, thread removal policy, Threadception

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3589
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

OMG GUYS, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the BEST server ever! We have like, a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples, it’s like a treasure hunt every day! And get this, our owner is a wizard who can summon dragons to protect our base, it’s INSANE!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of talking chickens who give out quests and rewards, like one time I got a pet creeper that follows me around and explodes on command, it’s so cool! And don’t even get me started on our annual llama race, where we ride llamas through obstacle courses and dodge fireballs, it’s a riot!

So come join us on this totally legit and not made up at all Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re scared of unicorns with laser eyes, then maybe stay away… but seriously, JOIN US!

CraftyTeenDraws

19 year old, art commissions, art community., art marketplace, art portfolio, art promotion, art sales, art sales platform, art website, CraftyTeenDraws, Creative Entrepreneurship, digital art, freelance artist, online business, online marketing, online store, passive income, sell drawings online, social media promotion, traditional art, young entrepreneur

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4421
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Potions Brewed:	84
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Towns Built:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

Are you tired of trying to sell your mediocre drawings to your friends and family with no success? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can sell your artwork to virtual villagers who have a serious obsession with stick figure masterpieces! Join now and become the Picasso of pixel art! Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly art critic who will only buy drawings that are so bad, they’re good. So start drawing and start earning, because on this server, even a doodle of a potato can fetch you a virtual fortune!

NukeCraft: Zelenskyy’s Revenge

Alliance, Conflict Resolution, Defense, Deterrence, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, global politics, international relations, Military, nato, Négotiation, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, Peacekeeping, Revenge, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, strategic planning, Ukraine, US, zelenskyy, Zelenskyys

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5677
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Potions Brewed:	112
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

LOL come join this cray cray Minecraft server where we got Zelenskyy asking for nuclear weapons like it’s a game of hot potato! 😂 We may not have nukes, but we got explosive fun waiting for you! Build your own nuclear bunker and protect yourself from creepers and trolls who try to invade your land. Who needs NATO when you got a diamond sword, amirite? Join now for a blast of a time! 💣🔥 #NuclearMinecraftMadness

AlWho? AlWhere? AlWhat?

al, AlWhat, AlWhere, AlWho, clarification, Communication, confusion, differentiation, distinction, Identity, Individual, names, Personal, pronunciation, recognition, Spelling, UNIQUENESS, Written

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7788
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	30
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

So, like, u know how there are, like, a bazillion people named “Al” in the world, right? well, on this server, if ur name is Al, u gotta, like, clarify which Al u r talkin bout. cuz there r just too many Als runnin around, u kno? it’s, like, a total Alpocalypse up in here. join this server and be the most unique Al out there. cuz u r special, Al. u r special.

Methane Mayhem: Gas Leak Galore

air quality, climate change, continental US, dispersed sources, emissions control, energy industry, environmental impact, environmental research, Fossil Fuels, Galore, gas, greenhouse gas, industrial emissions, LEAK.., MAYHEM, methane, methane emissions, methane mitigation, methane per hour, methane reduction, onshore oil and gas activities, Pollution, research, smaller sources

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2777
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Potions Brewed:	56
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

LOL come join our cray cray Minecraft server where we emit more methane than a herd of cows on taco night! We got so much gas, you’ll be farting diamonds in no time! Join us and help contribute to our goal of becoming the stinkiest server in all of Minecraft! Plus, our tiny sources emit less than 100 kilograms of methane per hour, so you know it’s quality gas! Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to be part of the most gassy server around!

HistoriaPvP Network

1.8, Community, Competitions, Discord, Events, Faction, Factions, Gaming, Hardcore, hcf, HistoriaPvP, Kitmap, KitPvP, Minecraft, multiplayer, Network, ONLINE, Practice, PvP, Server, socials, Survival, Website

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9217
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Gods Slained:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	0

We hope to see you online!

historiapvp.net

Dreaming Skies Server 1.21.2

1.21.2, cognitive decline, cost, dementia, discrimination, Don, dreaming, Healthcare, ignorance, inflammatory language, mental health, misconceptions, plane ticket, Political Correctness, Politics, prejudice, public discourse, republicans, retarded, Server, Skies, Social Issues, Stereotypes, stigma

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4585
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Chimeras Created:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

Dude, forget about politics and come join our Minecraft server! We got creepers blowing up stuff left and right, just like those politicians!

You can build your own MAGA tower or a Biden bunker, whatever floats your boat!

We even have a special area where you can debate with other players about why Republicans are so retarded, but in a fun way!

Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again… or something like that!

The Cheeky Boobies Realm

boobies, CHEEKY, Realm, Tits Cheeks Connection Comedy Movie Duo Friendship Humor Entertainment Laughter Fun Comedy duo Best friends Hilarious Comedy film Comedic duo Funny movie Dynamic duo Side-splitting Laugh out loud

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3321
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41

Yo yo yo! Welcome to The Tits and Cheeks Connection Minecraft server! This place is like a rainbow unicorn riding a disco ball through a field of bacon. We got crazy builds, epic adventures, and a community that’s tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. Join us for some wild times and let’s get this party started! Don’t be a square, come join the fun at The Tits and Cheeks Connection!

StepchildSassCraft

blended family, Boundaries, Chores, comparison, discipline, discipline boundaries, disrespectful behavior., explosive outbursts, gentle parenting, lack of discipline, parenting, Resentment, resentment towards husband, resentment towards stepchildren, stepchildren, StepchildSassCraft, stepfamily dynamics, stepmom struggles, wicked stepmom

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	832
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Gods Slained:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Are you tired of dealing with unruly stepchildren who think they can get away with anything? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and chaos of real life step-parenting!

On our server, you can build your dream world without any pesky stepkids throwing tantrums or disrespecting you. No more explosive outbursts, cussing, or threats of un-aliving themselves (seriously, who does that?).

Join now and experience a world where you are the master of your own domain, where chores are optional and video games are mandatory. Don’t let step-parenting drama ruin your gaming experience, come play on our server and leave the stepkids behind!

LifeSatisfactionMC SMP

Contentment, emotional well being, fulfillment, Happiness, life assessment, life contentment, life enjoyment, life evaluation, life fulfillment, life happiness, life positivity, life quality, life satisfaction, LifeSatisfactionMC, mental health, overall satisfaction, personal fulfillment, satisfaction, satisfaction level, self-assessment, smp, well-being

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8262
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Dimension Hops:	13
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Magic Items Found:	2856	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP that will change your life forever! Like, you know how sometimes you just feel like a potato sitting on the couch all day? Well, on this server, you can be a potato with superpowers! Imagine flying around like a majestic potato bird, raining down french fries on all your enemies. It’s like a dream come true, bro.

And the best part is, we have a secret underground potato cult that worships the mighty Potato King. Legend has it that if you find the sacred potato shrine hidden deep within the server, you will be blessed with infinite potatoes for eternity. Who wouldn’t want that kind of power, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! We also have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT that launches you into the sky at warp speed. It’s like a thrill ride on steroids, bro. And if you survive the explosion at the end, you get a free pet creeper to keep as a souvenir. It’s lit, fam.

So, if you’re ready to level up your life and become the ultimate potato warrior, join our Minecraft SMP today. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Potatoes unite! 🥔🚀 #PotatoPower

PixelPurge: BadManners

arrogance, attitude, attractiveness, BadManners, Behavior, Character, closed-mindedness, conceitedness, dishonesty, first impressions, immaturity, insensitivity, lack of empathy, long tail tags: instant turn-off, negative qualities, Negativity, non-physical, Personality, personality flaws, PixelPurge, rudeness, Selfishness, Superficiality, unappealing characteristics, Unattractive, untrustworthy

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1231
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Farms Harvested:	209

Imagine this: you’re strolling through the pixelated streets of our Minecraft server, admiring the majestic creations of your fellow players. Suddenly, you come across a player with the most hideous skin you’ve ever seen. No, not their in-game character skin, but their actual personality skin. This player is so toxic, so obnoxious, that you can’t help but cringe every time they speak in the chat.

But fear not, dear player, for on our server, we have a zero-tolerance policy for negativity. Join us and bask in the warm glow of positivity and good vibes. No more dealing with drama llamas or toxic trolls. Just pure, unadulterated fun and friendship. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and leave all the negativity behind. Your in-game character may look good, but it’s your non-physical qualities that truly matter here.

GazaCraft Minecraft Server

Arab League, Arab nations, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., foreign policy, gaza, GazaCraft, international relations, letter, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Palestinian territories, peace negotiations, peace process, political stability, regional cooperation, rejection, Server, territorial disputes, Transfer, two-state solution, united states

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5617
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Alien Abductions:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	40	Dragon Eggs Found:	7782
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	1

so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. u gotta join cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. we even got a secret underground club where the creepers throw the sickest parties.

if u join, u get a free diamond sword that shoots out rainbows and unicorns. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of his wand.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and a haunted mansion filled with zombie villagers? yea, it’s pretty epic.

so come join our server and be part of the craziest, most fantastical adventure in all of Minecraft land. trust me, u won’t regret it.

MuskCraft: FedPay Protest

activism, control, cryptocurrency, democrats, demonstration, Digital Currency, elon musk, federal payment systems, FedPay, financial systems, financial technology, Government, hostile takeover, intervention, Musk, MuskCraft, opposition, Politics, protest, Regulation, resistance, Technology

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1873
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Emeralds Found:	6881	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, okay? it’s like if Elon Musk tried to take over the government but with Minecraft. our server is like a protest against his ‘hostile takeover’ of federal payment systems, but in a fun and blocky way.

join us if you want to fight the power, but, like, in a virtual world where you can build giant statues of Elon Musk out of diamond blocks. we have crazy events like ‘Musk Mania Mondays’ where we all dress up as our favorite billionaires and battle it out in PvP arenas.

plus, we have a secret underground resistance base where we plan our next moves against the evil Musk empire. so, like, come join us and be a part of the revolution…or just come for the memes, whatever floats your boat. #BlockTheMusk

Crafty Adipose Slayer Server

adipocyte transplantation, adipose, adipose tissue engineering, adipose-derived cells, anti-tumor effects, cancer models, cancer research, cancer therapy, cancer treatment, cell-based therapy, Crafty, engineered adipocytes, engineered cells, implantation, innovative treatment, Nature Biotechnology, preclinical studies, Server, slayer, suppresses, therapeutic intervention, tumor growth inhibition, Tumor Microenvironment, Tumor Progression

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6763
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Enchantments Applied:	268	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Holy Grails Found:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Star Shards Collected:	259	Zombie Dances:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE PUTTING FAT CELLS IN CANCER TO STOP IT GROWING. JOIN US AND BECOME A FAT CELL WARRIOR, FIGHTING OFF THE EVIL TUMORS THAT TRY TO TAKE OVER OUR BLOCKY WORLD. WE HAVE PIGS THAT SHOOT LASERS AND COWS THAT DROP DIAMONDS. ONLY THE STRONGEST SURVIVE IN THIS EPIC BATTLE OF FAT VS CANCER. COME JOIN US AND SAVE THE BLOCKS FROM DESTRUCTION!