Picture this: you’re being chased by a pack of angry llamas while trying to build a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT. Or how about the time you convinced a group of creepers to start a dance party instead of exploding? Trust us, the lies you’ll tell to explain your absence from real life will be legendary. So come join us and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!
CraftyExcusesMC

Dad-Free Zone Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for some real-life soap opera action! Our server is run by a 34-year-old divorced mom who shares two kids with her ex-husband, who left her for a 19-year-old (yikes!). But wait, there’s more – he then moved 6 hours away for a new family with 5 kids that no one knew about!Join our server for some family drama, emotional rollercoasters, and therapy sessions. Will the kids reconcile with their dad? Will the ex-husband ever stop lying? Will the new stepmom and her army of children take over the server? The only way to find out is to join us now! Who needs Minecraft mobs when you have this kind of drama?
GrannyGriefMC
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your mother-in-law’s lipstick choices? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of drama and deception that will make you question everything you know about family dynamics.Our server is like no other, with rules that are more twisted than your mother-in-law’s lies. From no kissing allowed to secret trips to Walmart, you never know what to expect next. And don’t worry about finding childcare, because our server is full of elderly neighbors with a penchant for purple lipstick who are more than happy to watch your baby while you mine for diamonds.
Join now and experience the thrill of uncovering family secrets, confronting betrayal, and ultimately deciding if you’re the asshole in this crazy Minecraft world. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!
NoChadMoviesAllowed
Are you tired of watching movies and being disappointed by a certain actor’s lackluster performances? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee that you will never have to see that actor again! That’s right, we have a special plugin that automatically censors any mention or appearance of that actor in-game. So come join us and escape the clutches of bad acting once and for all! Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed with the ability to perform Oscar-worthy performances in your own Minecraft roleplays. So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to that actor and hello to a world of limitless possibilities on our server!Slow Star Spinners
so, like, come join our minecraft server cuz it’s like this neutron star that’s all rule-breaking and stuff. it spins so slow, like, six whole hours for one spin. it’s like, defying all the laws of physics and stuff. so, if you wanna be part of something totally wacko and out of this world, join our server. who knows what other crazy things you’ll find in this minecraft universe. come on, let’s break some rules together!BasementMC

Factions server with unique worldgen, and server-side mods. Customized ReTerraForged for stunning mountains and lakes, and plenty of custom biomes. Small but active playerbase, and we are looking to expand our server and create larger factions!
mc.lynxs.xyz
