Picture this: you’re being chased by a pack of angry llamas while trying to build a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT. Or how about the time you convinced a group of creepers to start a dance party instead of exploding? Trust us, the lies you’ll tell to explain your absence from real life will be legendary. So come join us and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!
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/wvp/ – Western Vtuber Party Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all your lewd indie vtuber discussions! Join us for explicit discussions, fan art, fanfiction, and even relevant tributes to your favorite indie vtubers. And guess what? The vtubers themselves are welcome to join in on the fun! So why wait? Join us now and let’s make Minecraft lewd again! -
Block Chopping Minecraft Server
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where the polio vaccine is the ultimate treasure! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that the polio vaccine was hidden deep within the virtual world by a group of mischievous players who wanted to protect it at all costs. But beware, the vaccine is guarded by a fierce army of zombie anti-vaxxers who will stop at nothing to keep it out of your reach. Are you brave enough to embark on this wild adventure and claim the polio vaccine for yourself? Join now and prepare for the craziest quest of your Minecraft life! -
Life in the Can Minecraft SMP
Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with more drama than a reality TV show! Our server is so lit, even Martha Stewart would be jealous.We’ve got a thriving community of players who are as unpredictable as a creeper explosion. You never know what shenanigans they’ll get up to next.
And don’t even get me started on the mods. They’re like the guardians of the server, keeping everything in check while also stirring up chaos just for fun.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and see if you can survive the madness. Just remember, it’s not for the faint of heart.
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BlockyCraft – Modern Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a redstone contraption gone wrong!
Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have birthday celebrations for Mostima, Vigna, Bibeak, and Qanipalaat every day! Who wouldn’t want to party with these awesome heroes?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a treasure chest full of exciting content. From 6 Defender Penance to 5 Sniper Melanite, there’s always something new and epic waiting for you to discover.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a special event where you can team up with AK characters in a battle for survival. Imagine fighting alongside Goldenglow, Lee, and U-Official against hordes of zombies and skeletons. It’s like a crossover event on steroids!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the craziest, most epic adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
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Cursed Sports Team Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining diamonds and building houses? Well, look no further because our server is the most cursed sports team you’ll ever join!Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for resources when suddenly, a team of zombie pigmen challenge you to a game of soccer using TNT blocks as the ball. And guess what? The referee is a creeper wearing a whistle around its neck!
But that’s not all – our server has a secret underground arena where players battle it out in intense PvP matches while riding on the backs of flying pigs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you superhuman strength.
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a sports team that’s more cursed and chaotic than this one? Join us now and prepare for the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!