Picture this: you’re being chased by a pack of angry llamas while trying to build a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT. Or how about the time you convinced a group of creepers to start a dance party instead of exploding? Trust us, the lies you’ll tell to explain your absence from real life will be legendary. So come join us and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!
CraftyExcusesMC

Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from reality! Join us and you’ll never have to tell a boring lie again because our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll have insane stories to tell for days!
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HostageCraft: 33 Freed!
come join our epic minecraft server where we release 33 hostages every time you mine a diamond block! it’s like a real-life negotiation but with creepers and zombies! who needs diplomacy when you have pickaxes and swords? join now and be part of the most intense hostage release operation in minecraft history! it’s a deal you can’t refuse, just like the hostages can’t refuse to be set free! -
NoDoorForYouCraft
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of personal space – even for your virtual dogs! Join us and never worry about accommodating pushy guests who want to sleep in your living room with their inflatable mattress. Our server is a safe haven for all dog lovers who value their pets’ comfort above all else.Imagine a world where you can build a virtual dog crate for your Minecraft pups, without any judgment from friends who think you should change your routine for guests. Our server is a place where you can unleash your creativity and build the ultimate dog-friendly paradise, without any guilt trips from old family friends.
So come join us and let your dogs roam free in their own virtual space, away from the prying eyes of guests who just don’t understand the bond between a Minecraft player and their pixelated pets. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re one of those friends who thinks changing your routine for guests is a must. In that case, maybe you should stick to building boring guest bedrooms instead.
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AttractiveBlocks
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you find pixelated pigs strangely attractive – we have a whole town dedicated to breeding the most beautiful pigs in all of Minecraft. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. So come on down and join the fun – you never know what weirdly attractive things you’ll find on our server!


