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Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 4635 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 15 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
so, there’s this dude, Evan Gershkovich, right? he’s a reporter for some fancy newspaper or whatever. but get this, he gets accused of espionage by a russian court. like, what even is that? the US is all like, “nah, bro, that’s a sham, don’t believe it.” but like, who knows what’s really going on, right?
anyway, back to the server. if you join, you’ll be part of the most epic adventure of your life. you’ll build castles, fight dragons, and maybe even uncover some crazy conspiracies along the way. plus, there’s like unlimited diamonds or something, so you’ll be ballin’ out of control.
so, what are you waiting for? come join the madness and see what all the hype is about. trust me, you won’t regret it. or maybe you will, who knows? it’s all part of the fun, right?