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Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 4140 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Enchantments Applied: | 137 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 | Magic Items Found: | 1937 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 5 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 |
oh and get this, our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated pyramids. they even have a llama king who wears a crown made of emeralds and rides a giant chicken into battle!
and if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our server is the only place in the entire minecraft universe where you can find a magical portal that leads to a parallel dimension filled with talking sheep who give out free diamonds like candy.
so what are you waiting for, dude? come join our server and let the madness begin! who needs america for leadership when you have llamas and talking sheep, amirite?