CraftyEscape Minecraft Server

asylum seekers, Conflict, conscription, CraftyEscape, Crisis, displacement, draft dodging, eastern europe, Escape, Europe, FLEEING, forced migration, HUMAN RIGHTS, international law, Men, Military, Minecraft, Peace efforts, political turmoil, refugee, Server, Ukraine, War

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7176
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Alien Abductions:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Gods Slained:	0
Zombie Dances:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Towns Built:	5

New Minecraft Servers

lol this server is like a sanctuary for all the minecrafters who just wanna build and chill, no war allowed here bro. we got unicorns roaming around giving out diamonds and rainbows that shoot out fireworks. if you join this server, you’ll never have to worry about getting drafted into a minecraft war, cuz we’re all about peace and love here. come join us and escape the chaos of the outside world, build your dream castle and make friends with talking sheep. it’s a whole new world, man.

Frosty Echoes 1.21.1

1.21.1, black sludge, coughing fit, doctor visit, Echoes, flu symptoms, frosty, health concerns, Illness, Medical advice, medical consultation, respiratory infection, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbance, sore throat, throat cold, throat discomfort, throat infection, throat inflammation, throat irritation, throat pain, vomiting, water intake

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6579
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Secret Passages Found:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Farms Harvested:	334

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about your throat cold! Explore our virtual world and build to your heart’s content, all while avoiding black sludge and fiery throats. Who needs sleep when you can play on our server for hours on end? Doctors are overrated, join us instead!

The Best Minecraft SMP Doctor

Adderall, career, competitive, creditors, Doctor, House, income, iq, Lifestyle, living expenses, loans, medical school, middle class lifestyle, Minecraft, Nurses, prescription drugs, residency, smp, student loans, travel, vacation, wages

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6761
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Runes Activated:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Void Gems Collected:	17	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	78
Emeralds Found:	7712	Elemental Crystals Collected:	97
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	11

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server and experience the craziest journey of your life!

Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.

And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?

Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

BlockBuddies Minecraft Server

Accountability, Arcade, BlockBuddies, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, coworker, Diversity, FIRED, high school, humor, inappropriate language, Manager, Minecraft, Professionalism, racism, repercussions.., sensitivity, Server, social dynamics, teenager, Termination, workplace behavior

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7825
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	9934
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!

But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

BlockPartyBae

BlockPartyBae, Boundaries, creepy behavior, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, ghosting, Harassment, high school drama, Manipulation, peer pressure, rejection, social dynamics, teenage angst, teenage crushes, teenage drama, teenage relationships, toxic relationships, unhealthy relationships, unwanted advances, unwanted attention

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6557
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Divine Spears Created:	30
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Love Letters Sent:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	6808	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this insane story!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!

But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!

SwedeCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Assistance, Channels.., crisis management., Development, diplomatic relations, financial support, FOREIGN AID, funding, humanitarian crisis, i24NEWS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, political decision, Refugees, Server, Support, SwedeCraft, Sweden, united nations, UNRWA

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6517
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	14	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
New Chunks Explored:	204931	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

so liek, sweden was liek, nah we aint givin u money no more UNRWA, we outtie. but dont worry, they said they gonna find other ways to get dat cash flow goin. come join our minecraft server, we got crazier stories than sweden cuttin off UNRWA funding. we got pigs flyin, creepers singin, and villagers doin the cha cha slide. u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride, join now and let the madness begin!

UncontactedCraft

Amazon community, conservation, culture, discovery, documentary, Exploration, first glimpse, hidden, indigenous, ISOLATED, Photographs, preservation, Rainforest, remote, Reveal, Traditional, Tribe, Uncontacted, UncontactedCraft, unknown, untouched

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5631
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	25	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Buildings Constructed:	45
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Villages Defended:	16	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

have u ever wanted to explore a world where u can meet uncontacted amazon tribes? well, our minecraft server lets u do just that!!!! come join us and be the first to discover these mysterious tribes in the virtual world. who knows, maybe u will even become their leader and start a new civilization!!!!! join now for the adventure of a lifetime!!!!!!

AstroKnight Adventures

Adventures, AstroKnight, astronaut, astronaut career, astronaut knight, astronaut knight armor, astronaut knight ceremony, astronaut knight code of conduct, astronaut knight duties, astronaut knight helmet, astronaut knight oath, astronaut knight qualifications, astronaut knight responsibilities, astronaut knight sword, astronaut knight title, astronaut knight training, Chivalry, dream job, Honor, knight, space exploration

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6853
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Star Shards Collected:	169
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Potions Brewed:	167
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

hey u, yea u, ever wanted to be an astronaut but also a knight at the same time? well boy do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server where u can live out ur wildest dreams of exploring space AND fighting dragons with a sword.

imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.

we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.

so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

14567131, 267550, 3737318958, 4533971437, 775800, banner, description, GIF, Minecraft, Only, personal account, Rating, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5674
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

04wz.vanillaboxmc.ru

Abyssal Depths 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2025, abyssal, Depths, タコピー, タコピーの原罪, 原罪

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6965
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate virtual playground, but on steroids!

We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!

You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!

Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!

Gemstone Gang Minecraft SMP

2010s, Adam Sandler, addiction, anxiety-inducing, best movie, crazy, crime drama, dark comedy, Fast-paced, gambling, Gang, gemstone, high stakes, Howard Ratner, INTENSE, jewelry, Minecraft, near the very end, new york city, released, Safdie Brothers, smp, Thriller, Uncut Gems

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8076
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Runes Activated:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Villages Defended:	19
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Get ready to enter a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind like the plot twist in the best movie of the 2010s! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are on a mission to save the world from a horde of evil zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?

RentRageCraft

Argument, bills, BOXES, Christmas shopping, custody, Decision making, divorced parents, Exist, graduate early, Highschool, last name, Mother, moving out, neurodivergent, no contact, personal items, Plan, Rent, RentRageCraft, savings, Schooling, second job

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6634
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Animals Bred:	151
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and maybe even some family therapy sessions (just kidding, we don’t offer that…or do we?).

Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.

Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.

So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.

SpotlessCraft

activities, Boredom, Chores, cleaning, cleanliness, decluttering, dusting, hobbies, Home decor, home maintenance, interior design, leisure time, neatness, organization, Polishing, Relaxation, scrubbing, spotless rooms, SpotlessCraft, tidying up, vacuuming

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	243
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Villages Defended:	17
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Zombie Dances:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Well, they obviously join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with virtual glow sticks and pixelated disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds for the best dancer of the night. So if you’re tired of having a spotless room and want to get your groove on, come join us for the ultimate dance party experience!

Vaginal Microbe Madness

cancer development, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, cervical cancer, cervical health, cervical screening, Healthcare, hpv, HPV clearance, HPV infection, HPV vaccination, madness, Medical research, Microbe, microbiome analysis, microbiome differences, minority health, Native American women, research, study, Vaginal, vaginal microbiome, Women’s Health

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4340
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Potions Brewed:	111	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like, nah it’s all the same boring stuff? well guess what, THIS server is like no other, bro.

u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.

so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.

so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!

Pass Smash Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adrenaline Rush, audience participation, challenge, Choices, Competition, Decision making, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fast-paced, Fun, game show, Interactive, pass, Pass or smash, PRESSURE, Quest, Quick Thinking, quiz, SMASH, split-second decisions, strategy, thinking on your feet

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1182
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Farms Harvested:	569
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Smash! This server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of fun and excitement all over your Minecraft world. Join us if you want to experience the most epic adventures, build the craziest structures, and battle the fiercest mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

No-Naka-Yama-Minecraft SMP-Director

artistic vision, cinema studies, creative choices, Director, directorial decisions, directorial style, film analysis, film criticism, film critique, film direction, Film history, film industry, film interpretation, film studies, film theory, filmmaking, Japanese cinema, japanese film, Nakayama, NoNakaYamaMinecraft, Scene, SMPDirector

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9994
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	6870

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.