CraftyEscape | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2668
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	20	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	92	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a way to escape the harsh realities of life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their hooves. Yes, you heard that right, LLAMAS!

2. We have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are constantly plotting against the other mobs. It’s like Game of Thrones, but with feathers.

3. Our server has a magical portal that transports you to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Who wouldn’t want to live in a world made of sugar and rainbows?

So, if you’re looking for a wacky and wild escape from reality, come join our Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild!

The Cheeky Boobies Realm

boobies, CHEEKY, Realm, Tits Cheeks Connection Comedy Movie Duo Friendship Humor Entertainment Laughter Fun Comedy duo Best friends Hilarious Comedy film Comedic duo Funny movie Dynamic duo Side-splitting Laugh out loud

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5531
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	99	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Magic Items Found:	7730

Yo yo yo! Welcome to The Tits and Cheeks Connection Minecraft server! This place is like a rainbow unicorn riding a disco ball through a field of bacon. We got crazy builds, epic adventures, and a community that’s tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. Join us for some wild times and let’s get this party started! Don’t be a square, come join the fun at The Tits and Cheeks Connection!

StepchildSassCraft

blended family, Boundaries, Chores, comparison, discipline, discipline boundaries, disrespectful behavior., explosive outbursts, gentle parenting, lack of discipline, parenting, Resentment, resentment towards husband, resentment towards stepchildren, stepchildren, StepchildSassCraft, stepfamily dynamics, stepmom struggles, wicked stepmom

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3446
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	33	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Buildings Constructed:	35	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Are you tired of dealing with unruly stepchildren who think they can get away with anything? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and chaos of real life step-parenting!

On our server, you can build your dream world without any pesky stepkids throwing tantrums or disrespecting you. No more explosive outbursts, cussing, or threats of un-aliving themselves (seriously, who does that?).

Join now and experience a world where you are the master of your own domain, where chores are optional and video games are mandatory. Don’t let step-parenting drama ruin your gaming experience, come play on our server and leave the stepkids behind!

LifeSatisfactionMC SMP

Contentment, emotional well being, fulfillment, Happiness, life assessment, life contentment, life enjoyment, life evaluation, life fulfillment, life happiness, life positivity, life quality, life satisfaction, LifeSatisfactionMC, mental health, overall satisfaction, personal fulfillment, satisfaction, satisfaction level, self-assessment, smp, well-being

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2732
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP that will change your life forever! Like, you know how sometimes you just feel like a potato sitting on the couch all day? Well, on this server, you can be a potato with superpowers! Imagine flying around like a majestic potato bird, raining down french fries on all your enemies. It’s like a dream come true, bro.

And the best part is, we have a secret underground potato cult that worships the mighty Potato King. Legend has it that if you find the sacred potato shrine hidden deep within the server, you will be blessed with infinite potatoes for eternity. Who wouldn’t want that kind of power, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! We also have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT that launches you into the sky at warp speed. It’s like a thrill ride on steroids, bro. And if you survive the explosion at the end, you get a free pet creeper to keep as a souvenir. It’s lit, fam.

So, if you’re ready to level up your life and become the ultimate potato warrior, join our Minecraft SMP today. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Potatoes unite! 🥔🚀 #PotatoPower

PixelPurge: BadManners

arrogance, attitude, attractiveness, BadManners, Behavior, Character, closed-mindedness, conceitedness, dishonesty, first impressions, immaturity, insensitivity, lack of empathy, long tail tags: instant turn-off, negative qualities, Negativity, non-physical, Personality, personality flaws, PixelPurge, rudeness, Selfishness, Superficiality, unappealing characteristics, Unattractive, untrustworthy

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	881
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Towns Built:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Imagine this: you’re strolling through the pixelated streets of our Minecraft server, admiring the majestic creations of your fellow players. Suddenly, you come across a player with the most hideous skin you’ve ever seen. No, not their in-game character skin, but their actual personality skin. This player is so toxic, so obnoxious, that you can’t help but cringe every time they speak in the chat.

But fear not, dear player, for on our server, we have a zero-tolerance policy for negativity. Join us and bask in the warm glow of positivity and good vibes. No more dealing with drama llamas or toxic trolls. Just pure, unadulterated fun and friendship. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and leave all the negativity behind. Your in-game character may look good, but it’s your non-physical qualities that truly matter here.

GazaCraft Minecraft Server

Arab League, Arab nations, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., foreign policy, gaza, GazaCraft, international relations, letter, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Palestinian territories, peace negotiations, peace process, political stability, regional cooperation, rejection, Server, territorial disputes, Transfer, two-state solution, united states

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1264
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. u gotta join cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. we even got a secret underground club where the creepers throw the sickest parties.

if u join, u get a free diamond sword that shoots out rainbows and unicorns. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of his wand.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and a haunted mansion filled with zombie villagers? yea, it’s pretty epic.

so come join our server and be part of the craziest, most fantastical adventure in all of Minecraft land. trust me, u won’t regret it.

MuskCraft: FedPay Protest

activism, control, cryptocurrency, democrats, demonstration, Digital Currency, elon musk, federal payment systems, FedPay, financial systems, financial technology, Government, hostile takeover, intervention, Musk, MuskCraft, opposition, Politics, protest, Regulation, resistance, Technology

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5658
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Chimeras Created:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Love Letters Sent:	14
Holy Grails Found:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, okay? it’s like if Elon Musk tried to take over the government but with Minecraft. our server is like a protest against his ‘hostile takeover’ of federal payment systems, but in a fun and blocky way.

join us if you want to fight the power, but, like, in a virtual world where you can build giant statues of Elon Musk out of diamond blocks. we have crazy events like ‘Musk Mania Mondays’ where we all dress up as our favorite billionaires and battle it out in PvP arenas.

plus, we have a secret underground resistance base where we plan our next moves against the evil Musk empire. so, like, come join us and be a part of the revolution…or just come for the memes, whatever floats your boat. #BlockTheMusk

Crafty Adipose Slayer Server

adipocyte transplantation, adipose, adipose tissue engineering, adipose-derived cells, anti-tumor effects, cancer models, cancer research, cancer therapy, cancer treatment, cell-based therapy, Crafty, engineered adipocytes, engineered cells, implantation, innovative treatment, Nature Biotechnology, preclinical studies, Server, slayer, suppresses, therapeutic intervention, tumor growth inhibition, Tumor Microenvironment, Tumor Progression

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	8192
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Love Letters Sent:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Mines Excavated:	4656	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE PUTTING FAT CELLS IN CANCER TO STOP IT GROWING. JOIN US AND BECOME A FAT CELL WARRIOR, FIGHTING OFF THE EVIL TUMORS THAT TRY TO TAKE OVER OUR BLOCKY WORLD. WE HAVE PIGS THAT SHOOT LASERS AND COWS THAT DROP DIAMONDS. ONLY THE STRONGEST SURVIVE IN THIS EPIC BATTLE OF FAT VS CANCER. COME JOIN US AND SAVE THE BLOCKS FROM DESTRUCTION!

GalaticCraft

Alien, asteroid, astronaut, black hole, comet, cosmology, Exploration, Extraterrestrial, Factions, Galaxy, gravity, Interstellar, KitPvP, NASA, NEBULA, Planets, Raiding, Science, solar system, Space, Spaceship, Stars, Survival, Technology, Universe

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7877
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Magic Items Found:	5948
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Votes:	5560	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Server in development, need people to try it ;D – Cool staff – Modified Attack speed PVP – Spawners – Kits – Event Gladiator – Custom OP enchantments like +Mending +Multishot) – much more!

galaticcraft.pt:60427

❤️ Free cases for parkour ❤️ server minecraft

1000 lvl, Anarchy, banner-lazy, Cases, cases for each player, cases for parkour, Cheats, Donations, Dupe, Free Admin, free cases, Free Donations, GIF, gif banner, Grief, Hus, Large Online, love, Minecraft, minecraft server, Minecraftrating, Naruto, Parkour, player, Private, Server, server description, storage servers, TrulyMine, Without Anticheat

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4257
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Love Letters Sent:	15	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

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Ethereal Echoes 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, Community, content creators, credibility, critical thinking, Echoes, Entertainment, Ethereal, fanbase, Gaming, gullible, influencers, internet culture, online fandom, online personalities, skepticism, social media, streaming, Trust, virtual reality, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5417
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Potions Brewed:	162	Secret Passages Found:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Mines Excavated:	4964
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through a virtual wonderland where the blocks are made of pure chaos and the creepers are actually just misunderstood kittens in disguise.

I mean, seriously, have you ever wanted to build a house out of rainbow-colored obsidian while riding a flying pig that shoots lasers out of its eyes? Well, this is the place for you, my dude.

Plus, the community is so lit, like a bonfire made of diamond ore and netherite ingots. Everyone is super chill and totally not secretly plotting to overthrow the server owner and turn it into a giant potato farm.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and become part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a hidden portal to the realm of the gullible vtuber fanbase. Just kidding… or am I?

LaundryLoophole Minecraft Server

Boundaries, communication problems, dirty clothes, dirty laundry, dirty socks, dirty underwear, domestic disputes, household chores, household responsibilities, Laundry, laundry basket, laundry habits, laundry room, laundry routine, LaundryLoophole, Marriage, Minecraft, pettiness, picking up clothes, relationship issues, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, Server

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2643
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Holy Grails Found:	1
Divine Spears Created:	14	Secret Passages Found:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

Are you tired of dealing with dirty laundry drama in real life? Then join our Minecraft server, where the only dirty laundry you’ll find is the creeper explosions! No more arguments over who should do the laundry, because on our server, everyone pitches in to mine, craft, and wash away all your troubles.

Imagine a world where your husband can’t leave his dirty clothes on the floor because there IS no floor – just endless blocks waiting to be mined and crafted into beautiful creations. Instead of arguing over laundry, you’ll be too busy building epic structures and exploring new realms with your fellow players.

And if your husband dares to complain about dirty socks and underwear again, just tell him to dig deeper into the mines to find some fresh materials for crafting! Join our server today and leave the real-life laundry drama behind – because in Minecraft, the only thing dirty is the diamonds you’ll be mining!

CraftyImpatience

#impatience, aita, annoyance, ANNOYING, Assignment, Communication, CraftyImpatience, dumb, English class, friendship, Frustration, Guilt, Help, learning, patience, questions, Slow, stupid, trying, Understanding, video instructions

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	3938
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Are you tired of dealing with slow and dumb people in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where everyone is as smart as a genius dolphin! No more frustrating conversations with people who just don’t get it. On our server, the only dumb questions are the ones we make up for fun!

Join us and leave the annoying slowpokes behind. Watch our video tutorials and complete assignments without having to explain every little detail to someone who just doesn’t get it. Our community is full of quick learners who will have you laughing instead of pulling your hair out.

Say goodbye to the frustration and hello to a world where everyone is on the same page. Don’t let dumb questions ruin your day, join our server and experience the joy of playing with intelligent and fun-loving players. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a blast in our Minecraft world? Join now and leave the slowpokes in the dust!

InvisiCraft: No Consequences

24 hours, Adventure, ANONYMOUS, consequences, Escape, Explore, FANTASY, freedom, gift, hidden, Invisibility, InvisiCraft, legal consequences, Mischief, Observe, power, prank, secret, stealth, Supernatural, Thrill, total immunity

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1162
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	3628	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Dimension Hops:	14	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer you the chance to experience the thrill of invisibility in a virtual world! Imagine sneaking up on your friends and scaring them silly, or pranking unsuspecting players by stealing their diamonds right from under their noses.

But that’s not all – on our server, you can also ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even summon a giant chicken to rain down feathers of destruction on your enemies.

So come join us and let your wildest fantasies come to life in the most outrageous and hilarious ways possible! Who knows, you might even stumble upon the mythical land of rainbow unicorns or discover a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. The possibilities are endless on our server – join now and let the madness begin!

SyriaWithdrawalCraft

Comments.., Conflict, current events, decision, Defense, dod, drafting plans, foreign policy, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Military, national security, News, Political, strategy, Syria, SyriaWithdrawalCraft, trump, U.S. troops, withdraw, Withdrawal

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6542
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
New Chunks Explored:	874450	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Mines Excavated:	3698
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

lol come join dis epic minecraft server where we got crazier plans than DOD withdrawing troops from Syria cuz of Trump! we got dragons flyin around, creepers doin the macarena, and villagers sellin diamonds for dirt cheap! u gotta join cuz we got the most lit parties in the end dimension, plus our admins are actual wizards who can turn u into a block of cheese if u ask nicely. so come on over and join the fun, we promise u won’t regret it…unless u get blown up by a random TNT trap, but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?

Dark Tetrad Trump vs Biden | Vote for Villainy!

2020 U.S. presidential election, behavioral tendencies, biden, candidate evaluation, Dark, Dark Tetrad traits, donald trump, election analysis, joe biden, leadership qualities, Machiavellianism, narcissism, personality assessment, personality traits, political preferences, political psychology, political science, politicians, psychopathy, public opinion, sadism, Tetrad, trump, Villainy, Vote, voter behavior

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	668
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Star Shards Collected:	203	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Holy Grails Found:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6

come join our minecraft server where we have more drama than a presidential election! our players are more Machiavellian than Donald Trump, more narcissistic than Kanye West, more psychopathic than the Joker, and more sadistic than Jigsaw!

build your own political empire and manipulate your way to the top, just like a real politician! backstab your friends, betray your allies, and scheme your way to victory!

who needs joe biden when you can have a whole server full of dark tetrad traits? join now and experience the chaos for yourself!