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Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 4858 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 8 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 29 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 11 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 7 |
Mines Excavated: | 2099 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 23 |
Chimeras Created: | 1 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Our villagers are actually secret agents in disguise, they’ll trade you emeralds for top-secret information about the Ender Dragon’s favorite snack. And our creepers? They’re actually just misunderstood artists trying to show off their explosive painting skills.
Oh, and did I mention that our trees grow rainbow-colored leaves and our oceans are filled with chocolate milk? Yeah, you heard me right. So come on over and join the wackiest Minecraft server in the universe, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many TNT explosions). Let’s get this party started, y’all!