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| Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 875 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 20 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Runes Activated: | 6 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 | Vanishing Items Found: | 5 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 |
so like, this server is like, totally lit fam. you gotta join cuz we got like, pigs that can fly and cows that can do the macarena. also, our diamonds are made of pure unicorn poop so you know they’re extra magical.
we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game, like enchanted golden apples and dragon eggs. but shh, it’s a secret so don’t tell anyone.
oh, and did i mention that our creepers are actually friendly and give out hugs instead of exploding? yeah, it’s pretty wild.
so come join our server and experience the craziest, most epic adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. trust me, you won’t regret it.
