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Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players: 98/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4
Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 22 Unicorn Sightings: 0
Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 64 Wyrmholes Dug: 2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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