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| Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 2903 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 6 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
Are you tired of dealing with a partner who drinks every night and turns into a verbally abusive zombie? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape! Join us and leave all that drama behind as you embark on epic adventures in a blocky world.
On our server, you can build a fortress to protect yourself from your partner’s drunken rants, or you can team up with other players to take down creepers and skeletons who remind you of your partner’s behavior. Plus, we have a secret potion that turns all the alcohol into harmless sparkling water, so you can enjoy a virtual drink without the real-life consequences.
So come join us on this crazy Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a partner who thinks drinking every night is no big deal.
