come join our epic minecraft server where we ban all the boring stuff like political donations in elections! we are world-leading in our craziness and we promise you won’t find another server like ours.

imagine a world where creepers run for president and skeletons are the secret service. that’s the kind of chaos you can expect on our server.

we don’t want your money, we just want you to come and have a good time. so join us and let’s build a world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether or not you have enough diamonds.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 90/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 13 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
Astral Staffs Crafted: 13 Astral Orbs Gathered: 15
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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