Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 109/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 643664 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 13 |
| Towns Built: | 9 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
come join our epic minecraft server where dopamine flows like a river of chocolate milk! every time you mine a block or build a house, you’ll feel like a minecraft god! forget about all the things you think you’re doing wrong in real life, on our server, you’re always winning! plus, rumor has it that herobrine himself plays on our server and will give you diamonds if you can beat him in a dance-off! so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the dopamine flowwwww!
