so like, this server is like a magical land where donald trump was saved by immigration. like, he was about to be eaten by a giant creeper but then this magical immigrant swooped in and saved him. now he’s the king of the server and you can join his crazy adventures. we have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks. come join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server ever!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 108/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 8331
Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
Undead Armies Raised: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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