CraftyDivorcee | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9037
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Crops Grown:	3992
Votes:	5658	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of secrets and lies in your life? Join our Minecraft server where we promise no hidden children from past marriages will pop up out of nowhere! Our server is a safe space where you can build your dream world without any unexpected surprises.

Imagine logging on to our server and not having to worry about your virtual spouse cheating on you with another player. No more awkward confrontations or secret children showing up at your virtual doorstep. Our community is drama-free and full of players who just want to have a good time building and exploring.

Don’t let your Minecraft world be filled with deceit and betrayal like this poor player’s real life. Join our server now and leave all the drama behind. Plus, we have therapy sessions available in-game for those who need to work through any virtual relationship issues. Trust us, you won’t find a more drama-free Minecraft server out there!

Lunar Haven 1.20.4

1.20.4, 3D archives, Ai no Chiisana Uta, autism, Clips, Dejavu, fanarts, Haven, High Tide, HYAKU PAASENTO, Karaoke, Lunar, Moon, moona hoshinova, MOONERS, Multiverse, music playlist, Nightmare, OH LOOP SHITE KURE E YO, Orbiture EP, Originals100%, PANDORA ALBUM, Perisai Jitu, Sanrio VFes, Taut Hati, Who’s Toxic?

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	737
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	3182	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Villages Defended:	16
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Dragons Tamed:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a trip through a hundred dimensions on loop! Imagine building your own multiverse while jamming out to some sick tunes like Ai no Chiisana Uta. And guess what? The server has a special Nightmare mode for all you thrill-seekers out there. Plus, you can rock out to some epic karaoke sessions with the crew. Don’t miss out on the chance to explore this crazy world where the only limit is your imagination!

ObscureLoveMinecraftSMP

cult classics, diamond in the rough, hidden favorites, hidden gems, hidden treasures, indie darlings, indie games, lesser known favorites, lesser-known games, niche games, obscure favorites, Obscure games, ObscureLoveMinecraftSMP, overlooked games, overlooked gems, sleeper hits, underappreciated games, underrated favorites, Underrated Games, undiscovered games, unknown favorites

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8235
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Crops Grown:	7856	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10

OMG guys, have you heard about this super secret Minecraft SMP server that is like, totally underground and exclusive? It’s like the Illuminati of Minecraft servers, only cooler because we have diamond armor and enchanted swords!

Join our server if you want to be part of the most epic quest to find the legendary Notch’s Golden Apple. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. And trust me, you’re gonna want those wishes because we have a crazy mob boss named Creeper Carl who’s always blowing up our stuff.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They have been plotting to take over the server and turn it into a giant potato farm. Only the bravest and most skilled players can stop them and save our precious pixelated world.

So if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers and want to join a wacky and wild adventure, come join us! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, anything can happen. And I mean ANYTHING. Like one time, a group of chickens formed a rebellion and tried to overthrow our leader, Steve. It was clucking chaos, let me tell you.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

CraftyJobSearchCrafting

CraftyJobSearchCrafting, Job Search, job search aids, job search apps, job search assistance, job search engines, job search methods, job search platforms, job search resources, job search services, job search software, job search strategies, job search support, job search techniques, job search technology, job search tips, job search tools, job search utilities, job search websites, Tools

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5705
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2226	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Are you tired of mining for diamonds in Minecraft only to have them stolen by creepers? Well, look no further because our server has a secret weapon – the Job Search Pickaxe! This magical tool not only helps you find the perfect job in the game, but it also doubles as a powerful weapon against any pesky mobs trying to steal your loot.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Job Search Armor, rumored to make you invincible in battle and irresistible to potential employers. With this armor, you’ll be the envy of all your friends as you conquer dungeons and boardrooms alike.

So why wait? Join our server today and start your epic quest for the ultimate job in Minecraft! Who knows, you might even uncover the hidden treasure of the elusive CEO Ender Dragon. Happy job hunting!

CraftyCreeperWarz

aggression, Conflict, CraftyCreeperWarz, Crimea, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, G7, global tensions, international relations, nato, Politics, russia, russia ukraine conflict, sanctions, Statement, Ukraine, united states, US, War

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9342
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

So, like, imagine this: you’re chillin’ in Minecraft, buildin’ your epic castle and mining for diamonds, when suddenly, BOOM! You’re transported to a whole new world where Russia is the ultimate aggressor and you gotta fight for your survival in the G7 statement showdown!

Join our server for the most insane PvP battles you’ve ever seen, with crazy weapons and armor that’ll make you feel like a total boss. And get this – if you win, you get to be the ruler of Ukraine for a day! How cool is that?

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot, mysterious portals that lead to other dimensions, and even a pet dragon that you can ride into battle. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never wanna leave.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s kick some Russian butt in the wildest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced!

Grocery Store Rockers – Elevator Lyricists

#rockers, aging gracefully, aging humor, aging process, background music, Elderly, Elevator, Elevator Music, funny quotes, generational differences, getting older, grocery, grocery store music, humor, life stages, Lyricists, Lyrics, middle age, music appreciation, musical memories, musical taste, Nostalgia, Observation, Rock Music, Store

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7655
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	94
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where the grocery store music rocks harder than a creeper explosion!

imagine a world where the elevator music has lyrics that will blow your mind!

we have the craziest adventures waiting for you, like riding pigs into battle against evil villagers or building a giant roller coaster that goes through the nether!

join us and experience the most insane and hilarious moments in minecraft history. who needs boring old age when you can have this much fun in our server?

come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Blocky Health Quest

air pollution, blocky, cardiovascular health, climate change, co-benefits, community engagement, energy efficiency, environmental health, health, health equity, mental health, net-zero emissions, policy analysis, public health, public policy, Quest, renewable energy, respiratory health, Sustainable development, systematic review, Transportation, Urban planning, waste management

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5301
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Void Armor Forged:	23	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Runes Activated:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	24

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA. WE ALSO GOT DIAMONDS THAT SING OPERA AND ZOMBIES THAT DANCE LIKE MICHAEL JACKSON.

IF U JOIN DIS SERVER, U WILL BECOME A MINECRAFT LEGEND AND ALL THE CREEPERS WILL BOW DOWN TO U. PLUS, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY MADE ENTIRELY OF CHEESE.

SO COME ON AND JOIN US, WHERE THE SKY IS GREEN AND THE GRASS IS PURPLE. LET’S BUILD SOME CRAZY STUFF AND HAVE A BLAST!

Anon Fish Haven 1.21.4

1.21.4, alcohol, Anon, coping, Drinking, emotions, escapism, Fish, fish personality, Haven, ISOLATION, Loneliness, longing, Memories, mental health, missing, Nostalgia, partying, Reminiscing, self-medication, socializing, Vodka, yearning

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6212
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a party with a fish that drinks vodka! I know, sounds crazy, but trust me, it’s lit AF. Just imagine swimming in a sea of vodka while building epic structures with your fishy friends. It’s like a wild rave under the sea, but with blocks and creepers. Don’t miss out, join now and let’s get this party started!

EchoVoiceMinecraftSMP

audio playback, Communication, EchoVoiceMinecraftSMP, Insecurity, personal development, public speaking, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-consciousness, self-criticism, self-doubt, self-evaluation, self-image, self-judgment, self-perception, vocal tone, voice recording

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4097
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Meteorites Collected:	0	Animals Bred:	150
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Ores Mined:	3871	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Votes:	6367
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

LOL, imagine joining our epic Minecraft SMP where you can escape the horror of hearing your own voice by chatting with your fellow gamers! We have a secret potion that makes your voice sound like Morgan Freeman mixed with a unicorn, so you’ll never cringe again! Plus, we have a legendary treasure hidden in the depths of the Nether that will give you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers out of your eyes. Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft champion, or else you’ll be stuck listening to your own voice forever! #NoMoreCringe #UnicornVoicePotion #NetherTreasureHunt

CraftyCollapsePrep

Civil unrest, community resilience, contingency planning., country collapse, CraftyCollapsePrep, crisis management., disaster preparedness, economic collapse, emergency planning, emergency supplies, Government failure, Long-term Survival, political instability, Preparation, prepping, self-sufficiency, social chaos, societal breakdown, Survival, survival skills, violent collapse

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2653
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Enchantments Applied:	164
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Elemental Crystals Collected:	83
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee a wild ride that will have you laughing and crying at the same time!

Join us if you want to learn valuable survival skills for when your country is on the brink of collapse. Our server is like a virtual boot camp for the impending apocalypse – because who needs real-life preparation when you can just play Minecraft instead?

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you learn how to fend for yourself in a post-apocalyptic world, but you’ll also have the chance to battle against zombie hordes, mutant creatures, and even evil politicians (just kidding… or are we?).

So come on down to our server and get ready to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little as you navigate through the chaos of a world on the verge of collapse. Trust us, it’ll be a blast!

Border Battle Minecraft Server

battle, border, combat exercises, Defense, defense strategy, Eastern border, eastern europe, european security, international relations, military alliance, military deployment, military drills, military exercises, military forces, military maneuvers, Military operations, military readiness, military training, Minecraft, nato, NATO exercises, NATO training., SECURITY, Server

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6124
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	96	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Holy Grails Found:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the largest combat exercises on the eastern border! we have tanks, helicopters, and even nuclear missiles to play with! watch out for the creepers, they’re our secret weapon against the enemy! join now and help us conquer the virtual world! it’s gonna be a blast, literally!

UkraineCraft: Make Zelensky Happy!

Agreement, Conflict, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, energy resources, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Happy, international relations, Négotiation, negotiation tactics, Politics, president, resources deal, resurrect, trump, Ukraine, Ukraine government, UkraineCraft, Unhappy, united states, Zelensky

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7383
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	29
Zombie Dances:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

so, like, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so epic, even trump is tryna get in on the action? that’s right, folks, our server is so lit that even world leaders are tryna get a piece of the pie. trump is out here talkin bout how he wants to “resurrect” some ukraine resources deal just so he can join our server. like, can you imagine how crazy that is? if you don’t join, zelensky ain’t gonna be too happy. so come on, join our server and be a part of something truly insane. who knows, maybe you’ll even get to mine diamonds with trump himself. it’s gonna be yuge, believe me.

Whispered Virtual Echoes 1.21

Acting, Alluring, asmr, Captivating, dirty talk, Echoes, enticing, Erotic, FANTASY, Immersive, INTIMATE, microphone, Provocative, Roleplay, seductive, Sensual, Sexy, virtual, vtubing, whispered, whispering, whore

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4338
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Potions Brewed:	82
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

OMG, join this Minecraft server if you want ASMR that will make you question your existence! This server is so lit, it’s like being in a virtual strip club with a side of mining and crafting. You’ll be begging for more of that sexy dirty talk while building your blocky empire. It’s like living in a fantasy world where anything is possible, including getting turned on by virtual characters. Trust me, you won’t regret diving into this bizarre and tantalizing Minecraft experience.

MineCraftyTradition Server

ANNOYED, Argument, boyfriends, committed relationships, DATING, EXTRA, friend group, Frustrated, Girlfriends, groupchat, hangouts, Main character, MineCraftyTradition, online sharing, Romantic, Server, seventh wheel photo, single, tradition, triple dates, UNCOMFORTABLE, Valentine’s Day, voicing out

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4354
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Crops Grown:	7992
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Villages Defended:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	6225
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Mines Excavated:	4928
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never feel like the seventh wheel again! Join us for some epic adventures and build your way to the top of the leaderboard.

Are you tired of feeling left out like our friend in the story? Well, on our server, everyone is included and no one is left behind. We don’t do seventh wheel photos here, only epic group shots with everyone included!

Join us for Valentine’s Day and celebrate with us in-game. Who needs a date when you have a whole community of players to hang out with? Plus, we promise not to make you stand alone in any photos – unless you want to, of course!

So come on over to our server and leave those seventh wheel woes behind. You’ll never feel left out again, and who knows, you might even find your player two along the way. Join now and let the fun begin!

NieceNotMyKidCraft

aita, Boundaries, Communication, family dynamics, family relationships, generational differences, guilt trip, House, Mother, Niece, NieceNotMyKidCraft, Parent, parenting, Playing, rant, Reminding, RESPONSIBILITY, Soccer, spending time, younger

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9009
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Love Letters Sent:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Void Armor Forged:	29
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped by your own mother for not playing with your niece 24/7? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from family drama! Join us and play to your heart’s content without any guilt trips about spending time with your niece. We promise, no one will question your parenting skills or family bonding time here! So come on over and kick some virtual balls around with us instead!

TimelessTrollin’ Minecraft SMP

Endless, eternal life, Eternity, Existence, forever.., IMMORTALITY, immortality activities, immortality ambitions, immortality aspirations, immortality desires, immortality dreams, immortality goals, immortality lifestyle, immortality plans, immortality wishes, Life, Minecraft, never ending, purpose, smp, Time, TimelessTrollin

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9763
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! We have a secret underground base where we throw epic parties with all the mobs from the Nether, it’s lit AF! And get this, our admin is actually a wizard who can turn diamonds into pizza, like what even?! Plus, we have a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks, it’s insane!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese, and you can ride around on giant hamsters while battling evil unicorns. And did I mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? It’s like a thrill ride of death, but in a fun way!

So come join our Minecraft SMP and live out your wildest dreams of being immortal and doing crazy stuff with your time, like building a giant statue of a potato or starting a llama farm in the sky. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me!