CraftyDislike SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8445
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	7483
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Mines Excavated:	4920
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

New Minecraft Servers

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, the owner once built a giant statue of a potato and then rode a pig off a cliff while playing the kazoo. It was epic!

And the community is so wild, we have llama races every Sunday and the winner gets a pet parrot that can do backflips. Plus, one time someone accidentally turned their house into a giant cake and we all had a massive food fight. It was messy but so much fun!

So, like, even if you don’t like the owner (who once tried to ride a dolphin through a lava waterfall but failed spectacularly), you’ll still have a blast on this server. Come join us and let’s make some crazy memories together! 🤪🎉🍰

CatClashCraft

Boundaries, cat behavior, cat ownership, CatClashCraft, Communication, emotional support animal, pet boundaries, pet care, pet etiquette, pet ownership, pet ownership rules, pet responsibilities, pet rules, pet sharing, pet sharing rules, roommate communication, roommate conflicts, roommate issues, roommate relationships, roommates

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7938
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Ores Mined:	7443	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	45
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

Are you tired of roommates who think they own your cat? Join our Minecraft server where you can have all the virtual pets you want, and no one can steal them! Our server is a safe space for all your furry friends, no roommates allowed!

Experience the thrill of shaking a virtual treat box and watching your digital cat come running. No more worrying about someone chucking your precious pet out the door – unless it’s in a fun mini-game, of course!

Join now and never deal with entitled roommates and their cat-napping antics again. Build your own cat paradise and show off your feline friends to the whole server. Plus, we have a strict “no roommate drama” policy, so you can game in peace. See you in the game!

AnonMillionaire – Minecraft SMP

1 million dollars, AnonMillionaire, Anonymity, Decision making, ethical dilemma, fame vs fortune, financial independence, Financial Security, hidden wealth, Identity, life choices, life-changing decision, long-term consequences, Minecraft, moral compass, personal boundaries, personal values, privacy, secrecy, self reflection, smp, Social Connections, wealth management

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7504
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Emeralds Found:	8209	Enchantments Applied:	154
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	New Chunks Explored:	827612

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing ever! We got diamond blocks raining from the sky, creepers that give you hugs instead of exploding, and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples!

But wait, there’s more! If you join our SMP, you’ll have the chance to win 1 million $ just by staying completely anonymous for the rest of your life. Yeah, you heard me right, ONE MILLION DOLLARS! All you gotta do is play Minecraft with us and never reveal your true identity. Easy peasy, right?

So why wouldn’t you join this amazing server? You get to build epic bases, fight off zombies with your pet polar bear, and potentially become a millionaire just by being a sneaky little ninja. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. Join now and let the craziness begin!

CraftyCreeperz

Common Knowledge, common practices, CraftyCreeperz, cultural norms, Etiquette, everyday wisdom, hidden rules, implicit understandings, Insider Tips, life hacks, social conventions, social norms, societal expectations, societal standards, universal truths, unofficial regulations, unsaid principles, unspoken agreements, unspoken guidelines, unwritten laws, unwritten rules

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5244
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Animals Bred:	60
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	56	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Mines Excavated:	3733	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Towns Built:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only hidden rule is to always wear a chicken hat while playing! Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that wearing a chicken hat will give you super powers in the game, like the ability to fly without wings and shoot laser beams from your eyes. Trust us, it’s totally legit.

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll also find a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. It’s a real thriller, let me tell you.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the fabled diamond unicorn that roams the server, granting wishes to those who can catch it. Just be careful, though, because rumor has it that it’s a master prankster and loves to play tricks on unsuspecting players.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a blast! Who knows what other hidden rules and surprises await you in this crazy world.

MexiCraft Server: No US Terrorists!

constitution, constitutional reform, CounterTerrorism, designations, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Legal, legislation, Mexican government, mexico, MexiCraft, national security, North America, Politics, REFORM, SECURITY, Server, Terrorism, terrorists, united states, US

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2579
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Gods Slained:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Enchantments Applied:	202

come join our epic minecraft server where we have mexico reforming the constitution because the US called them terrorists lol like wut even. u can be part of the chaos and help rewrite laws while building ur own epic creations. who knew minecraft could be so political and crazy? join now for a wild ride and see what other insane events unfold on our server. trust us, u won’t wanna miss out on this madness.

PutinCraft2021

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	1034
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	14	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Mines Excavated:	4355
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell ya, it’s so lit that even trump is getting involved. he’s threatening to blow apart the entire G7 just to protect putin, can you believe it? that’s how crazy and intense this server is.

we’ve got diamond armor for days, mobs that drop enchanted golden apples like they’re candy, and a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

join us now and be part of the chaos and madness that is our minecraft server. who knows what other world leaders might show up next? it’s gonna be a wild ride, so grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine like there’s no tomorrow!

Serotonin Space Adventure

5-HT4 receptors, Adventure, antidepressants, Brain, depression, mental health, mental illness, mood disorders, neurochemistry, neurology, neurotransmission, neurotransmitter, Pharmacology, Psychiatry, selective serotonin reuptake inhibitors, serotonin, serotonin levels, Space, SSRI treatment., SSRIs, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3027
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	32	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

are you feeling down in the dumps? need a pick-me-up? well, have we got the minecraft server for you! come join us and let the serotonin flow like a river in your brain! our SSRIs will have you feeling like a brand new player in no time. say goodbye to those 5-HT4 receptors and hello to a world of serotonin-induced happiness. join us now and start your journey to a brighter, blockier future!

Survival without husk server minecraft

husk, Minecraft, Server, Survival, Without

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1240
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9539
Void Gems Collected:	14	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

The description of the server server “Survival without husk” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

1w42.vanillaboxmc.ru

Zenith SMP

Adventure, Challenges, Chaos, Community, CONSTANTLY, Discord, dragons, Events, Evolving, Future, high-tech, MAYHEM, Medieval, Modded, new story, smp, Survival, Technology, Theme, Wasteland, zenith

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1284
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	81
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	250	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

ZENITH SMP Overview

Features	Bored of the same old Minecraft grind? Zenith SMP is here to shake things up! This isn’t just another SMP—it’s a constantly evolving, modded survival experience where the theme, mods, and world reset every few months!
Why Join Zenith
Get In Early	We’re still building, and we want you to help make Zenith SMP legendary! Join now, be part of the foundation, and flex that “OG Player” status later.
Join the Discord	https://discord.gg/jAtc5Dy4EU

ZENITH SMP FAQ

1. How often does the world reset?

The world resets every few months, bringing a new theme and mods for a fresh experience.

2. Can players vote on upcoming themes and mods?

Yes, the community is encouraged to vote and help shape the direction of each season.

3. Are there special events and challenges in Zenith SMP?

Yes, each season features unique events, challenges, and mayhem for players to enjoy.

Whispered Windrifts 1.21

ANONYMOUS, awkward, behind, childish, Discreet, EMBARRASSMENT, fart, flatulence, funny, gas, humor, JOKE, Laughter, Mischief, prank, secret, Sitting, smell, social faux pas, teasing, whispered, Windrifts

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9576
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Endless Night Skies:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	83	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through a rainbow of insanity!

We got pigs flying through the air, creepers breakdancing to dubstep, and villagers trading diamonds for rotten flesh because they’re on some weird diet!

And get this, the Ender Dragon is actually a misunderstood artist who just wants to paint the world in shades of purple!

Plus, our mods are like unicorns on steroids, granting wishes left and right, like turning all the chickens into mini Godzilla monsters or making the sun rise in the west just for kicks!

So come on, join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just watch out for my farts, they’re deadly weapons of mass destruction!

VacayVeto Minecraft Server

Communication Issues, credit card debt, cruise disappointment, Europe trip, family conflicts, family drama, financial struggles, Guilt, job interviews, Job Opportunities, Latin America cruise, Minecraft, missed opportunities, parental disappointment, parental expectations, savings depletion, Server, sibling dynamics, student loans, unemployment, vacation stress, VacayVeto, wasting money

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5064
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Animals Bred:	13	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Are you tired of boring old cruises and ready for an adventure of a lifetime? Join our Minecraft server for the wildest virtual vacation experience ever!

Imagine this: you’re sailing through the pixelated seas of Latin America on a 14-day cruise, all expenses paid. But wait, there’s a twist! You’re also on a mission to find hidden treasures and battle virtual pirates along the way. Who needs Europe when you have this epic journey ahead of you?

But that’s not all – we also offer job interviews on the high seas! Connect to our server from anywhere in the world and show off your building skills while impressing potential employers. Who knew Minecraft could help you land your dream job?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to boring vacations and hello to endless fun and excitement. Your mom may be mad, but she’ll understand once she sees the amazing adventures awaiting you in our Minecraft world. See you there!

SisBoyfNoContriKick LOL

aita, Boundaries, Cohabitation, Communication Issues, Decision making, family dynamics, financial responsibility, financial support, INDEPENDENCE, kicking out, living arrangement, living situation, lol, long-term consequences, not contributing, relationship dynamics, relationship expectations, setting boundaries, shared expenses, SisBoyfNoContriKick, sister’s boyfriend, support system

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6757
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Animals Bred:	143	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server that values independence and financial responsibility? Look no further than our server! We understand the importance of pulling your own weight, just like this player did when they kicked out their sister’s freeloading boyfriend. Join us and show off your self-sufficiency skills by building your own empire and thriving without relying on handouts from others. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond ring hidden in a chest as a reward for your hard work! So come join us and prove that you’ve got what it takes to survive and thrive in the wild world of Minecraft.

UnbelievableCraft

BIZARRE, craziest thing, eXtraordinary, Inexplicable, jaw-dropping, mind-boggling, odd, out of this world, Real Life, strange, surreal, UNBELIEVABLE, unbelievable encounters, unbelievable events, unbelievable experiences, unbelievable occurrences, unbelievable sightings, unbelievable stories, UnbelievableCraft, Unexplainable, witnessed

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8022
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	5827	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Farms Harvested:	549

Are you tired of trying to convince people of the wild things you’ve seen in real life? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can experience even crazier things that will make your real life stories seem tame in comparison!

Join our server and witness flying pigs, talking sheep, and dancing creepers that break out into the latest Minecraft dance craze. You’ll never have to worry about anyone doubting your stories again because the things you’ll see on our server will make your real life experiences seem like a walk in the park.

So come on down and join us for a wild ride that will have you questioning reality and laughing until your sides hurt. Who needs real life when you can have all the craziness and fun on our Minecraft server? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

AggroCraft Minecraft Server

aggressor, AggroCraft, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, G7 statement, geopolitical tensions, global affairs, International cooperation, international relations, media report, Minecraft, Moscow, Politics, russia, sanctions, security council, Server, un resolution, united nations, US, world news

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4842
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Love Letters Sent:	20
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than the UN trying to condemn russia! we don’t label anyone as aggressors, we just let the creepers do their thing and blow stuff up. the US is too scared to sponsor us because they know we’re too wild for them. G7 can’t handle our chaotic energy, they’re too busy arguing about who gets the last diamond in the mine. come join the madness and see if you can survive our crazy world!

MineCraftMates: RIP US Alliance

Alliance, bilateral relations, deteriorating partnership, diplomatic fallout, diplomatic rift, Disintegrates, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global affairs, international community, International cooperation, international relations, lost friend, lost partner, MineCraftMates, political alliances, RIP, Somber, strained ties., U.S. partnership, Ukraine crisis, ukrainians

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9626
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Emeralds Found:	1053
Love Letters Sent:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Astral Projections Made:	2

Yo, so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, ya know? We’ve got crazy builds that will blow your mind, like a giant chicken that shoots fireballs or a rollercoaster made entirely out of diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Our community is lit AF, with players from all over the world coming together to build, explore, and troll each other in the most epic ways possible.

And don’t even get me started on our events. We once had a massive PvP battle where everyone had to fight with nothing but carrots as weapons. It was chaos, but so much fun.

So come join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination. Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players. What are you waiting for? Join now before the chickens take over the server!

MineCrafty Brain Boost

active living, Aging population, Boost, Brain, brain health, cognitive decline, cognitive function, dementia prevention, exercise guidelines, Follow-up study, health benefits, healthy lifestyle, long term benefits, lower risk, Memory Loss, mental health, minecrafty, moderate exercise, neurological disorders, physical activity, public health, research findings, vigorous exercise

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2336
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Void Armor Forged:	26
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Runes Activated:	8
Alien Abductions:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Star Shards Collected:	264	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we guarantee you will never develop dementia cuz you’ll be too busy crafting and mining for diamonds! our players have reported a 99% decrease in forgetfulness and a 100% increase in epic gaming skills after just one week on our server. plus, our virtual world is so immersive, you’ll forget all about the real world and never want to leave. join now and say goodbye to dementia forever!