CraftyDislike SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	6471
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
New Chunks Explored:	934523	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

New Minecraft Servers

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, the owner once built a giant statue of a potato and then rode a pig off a cliff while playing the kazoo. It was epic!

And the community is so wild, we have llama races every Sunday and the winner gets a pet parrot that can do backflips. Plus, one time someone accidentally turned their house into a giant cake and we all had a massive food fight. It was messy but so much fun!

So, like, even if you don’t like the owner (who once tried to ride a dolphin through a lava waterfall but failed spectacularly), you’ll still have a blast on this server. Come join us and let’s make some crazy memories together! 🤪🎉🍰

EweCraft – Wooly Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, appreciation, birthday tentacles, Blockheads, discussion, EN streamers, EweCraft, Friends, JP streamers, Lisa, live now, Meru, PixelLink, Realm, Sheep, Sheeptuber, sleepy, Streamers, tsunderia, Unity, VSMP, Vtuber, Wool, Wooly, yuuna

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4265
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Emeralds Found:	8521
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic birthday tentacles edition! We’ve got sheep vtubers and their friends, big or small, all ready to play with you!

Come hang out with Essie_ch, EiraWoolcott, ChikafujiLisa, and more crazy sheep lovers!

We’ve also got friendshaped EN streamers like PillowDearASMR, MomokoNuihara, and PleiadesLillie ready to party with you!

And don’t forget about our mostly JP streamers like Maru_Nanamona and HoshimiyaMeeple, they’re waiting for you to join the fun!

Who’s live right now? Who’s going live soon? Check out the links and get in on the action!

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time with Raki, Pixel girls, blockheads, and unity!

Don’t miss out on the chaos with Meru, Lisa, Yuuna, and Sleepy!

Previous /wool/ thread: >>95803777

Get ready for a sheep-tastic adventure on our Minecraft server!

CraftyCash4U

Accountability, aita, bad friend, basic necessities, borrowing money, Cold attitude, CraftyCash4U, designer shopping, financial mindset, financial responsibility, five star hotels, Friend, gourmet restaurants, holding accountable, ignoring, luxury spending, luxury vacation, mutual friends, personal finance, rent money, savings

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4326
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Villages Defended:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Come join our Minecraft server where luxury vacationers turn into beggars in a matter of days! Witness the drama unfold as players go from posting about their fancy vacations to begging for in-game currency to pay rent. Who will you choose to lend money to? Will you be called a bad friend for not helping out? Find out on our server where financial mindsets clash and friendships are tested! Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the luxury to poverty rollercoaster!

BlockBusterMindBreak

BlockBusterMindBreak, Deep Breathing, meditation, mental break, mental calmness, mental clarity, mental health, mental peace, mental refreshment, mental rejuvenation, mental relaxation, mental reset, Mental well-being, mindfulness, mindfulness exercises, mindfulness practices, Peace of mind, Relaxation, self-care, stress relief

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	7279
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Towns Built:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

Need a break from the chaos of everyday life? Our server offers a serene oasis where you can relax in a hot tub filled with lava while sipping on a potion of invisibility. Trust us, it’s the ultimate stress reliever.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Join now and let your imagination run wild as you embark on epic quests, build jaw-dropping creations, and make friends with talking villagers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most out-of-this-world Minecraft adventure of your life! Your mind will thank you for the break, and your funny bone will never be the same.

Bolsonaro’s Blocky Coup: Minecraft Server

Accountability, alleged, blocky, bolsonaro, Bolsonaros, Brazil, charges, Conspiracy, Corruption, COUP, Democracy, general prosecutor, Government, Impeachment, investigation, Justice, Legal, Minecraft, Plot, Politics, president, Rule of Law, scandal, Server

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5969
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Love Letters Sent:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Emeralds Found:	3023	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3

so, like, you know how in minecraft you can like, build stuff and mine stuff and stuff? well, on this server, you can like, build a whole new world and stuff. it’s like, so crazy, man.

and get this, there’s like, this whole storyline where the players have to like, stop this evil dictator from taking over the server and turning it into a dictatorship. it’s like, so intense, man.

and like, there’s this whole quest where you have to gather resources and build an army to take down the dictator. it’s like, so epic, man.

so, like, if you’re into crazy adventures and saving the world from evil dictators, then you should totally join this server. it’s like, the most fun you’ll ever have in minecraft, man.

CraftyCoupBrazil

Attempting, bolsonaro, Brazil, charges, controversy, Corruption, COUP, CraftyCoupBrazil, Crisis, current events, Democracy, Government, Impeachment, investigation, law, Legal, News, Politics, president, scandal, south america

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	8024
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Holy Grails Found:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	20

so, liek, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even brazil charged bolsonaro with attempting a coup just so dey could join too! yea, u heard me right, da president of brazil was like “yo, dis server is da bomb, i gotta get in on dis action!” so if u wanna be as cool as a brazilian president, den u gotta join dis server ASAP! we got pigs flyin, creepers dancin, and villagers doin da macarena. it’s a party 24/7 on dis server, so come on and join da fun! trust me, u won’t regret it…unless u hate fun, den maybe u will regret it. but who hates fun? not u, dat’s for sure!

Squat City Mine 1.20.6

#workout, 1.20.6, body goals, city, Dedication, determination, Exercise, FITNESS, fitness inspiration, fitness journey, gym motivation, gym quotes, healthy lifestyle, Leg Day, leg exercises, leg workouts, lower body workout, motivation, never skip leg day, self improvement, squat, squats, strength training

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5517
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

Bruh, on this Minecraft server, if your blocky avatar ain’t doing squats, then like, what’s the point, man? You gotta join this server because we got virtual squats for days, bro. Your pixelated booty will be poppin’ in no time, trust me. Plus, all the cool kids are doing it, so you don’t wanna be left out, right? Get those virtual glutes in shape and join us now!

DadRescue Minecraft Server

Argument, Blaming, boarding, Car show, Communication, customer support, DadRescue, family outing, family time, father son, grudge, heated discussion, holiday, late arrival, Minecraft, missed train, parking trouble, selfish, Server, sibling, Tears, train station, Transportation

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	635
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Void Armor Forged:	11
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my dad’s time management skills? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like missing a train to a car show!

Experience the thrill of trying to park in a reserved spot, only to realize the regular lot is on the other side of the road! Will you make it to the train on time or will you be left behind like poor OP?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for heated arguments with your family members over missed trains and blame games! Will you be called selfish for not wanting to spend the day with someone who can’t even be on time?

Join our server now and experience the chaos and madness of family outings gone wrong! Who needs a car show when you can have all the drama right here in Minecraft?

ExBlockMate’sHouseParty

anger, anger management, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, childhood home, Closure, Communication, Confrontation, emotional baggage, ex boyfriend, ExBlockMatesHouseParty, family, family dynamics, Frustration, Justified, moving on, overreacting, personal space, relationships, Resentment, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6884
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Void Gems Collected:	36
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Are you tired of dealing with ex-boyfriends who just won’t go away? Do you want to join a Minecraft server where your ex can’t follow you? Look no further than our server, where we promise that your ex will never show up uninvited!

Imagine a world where your ex-boyfriend can’t crash at your virtual house, where your uncle isn’t best friends with your ex, and where your 7-year-old sister doesn’t spill the beans about your ex’s whereabouts. Our server is a safe haven from all the drama and chaos of real life.

Join us and build your dream world without the fear of running into your ex or dealing with awkward family dynamics. Say goodbye to the past and hello to a new beginning on our server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

NewMinecraftSMPTrumpLand

America, current events, funny, geography, Government, humor, ignorance, name change, new mexico, NewMinecraftSMPTrumpLand, News, Politics, president, satire, social media, State, state renaming, trump, Trump administration, united states, viral tweet

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2746
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	160	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Alien Abductions:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Farms Harvested:	713	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Lol, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the craziest server ever, bro. We got llamas riding pigs, flying creepers, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds. And get this, the owner is actually a talking chicken who wears a top hat and monocle. It’s like, totally insane, man.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise, plotting to take over the server with their mind control powers. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon, wreaking havoc and pranking unsuspecting players.

So come join us on this wild ride of a server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who cares about those, amirite?). Trust me, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, blame it on the dancing cows in the enchanted forest. They’re the real troublemakers around here.

DemocraftParty2020

Analysis, candidates, Challenges, CHANGE, DemocraftParty2020, democratic party, election, Future, Government, History, Ideology, leadership, Liberalism, Platform, polarization, policy, political parties, Politics, Progressivism, united states, voters

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6432
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Magic Items Found:	7215	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of politics and just want to escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Then come join our Minecraft server, where the only party we care about is the block party!

Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants an invite. We’ve got more diamonds than the Hope Diamond and more redstone contraptions than a mad scientist’s lab.

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about political drama again. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know who you might run into. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s block and roll!

Pixel Quest 1.20.3

1.20.3, 95935164, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous, Quest

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9363
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	17	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Crops Grown:	3733
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Potions Brewed:	46
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

I mean, where else can you find a place where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up? It’s like a twisted version of Minecraft where everything is upside down and inside out, but in a totally awesome way.

Plus, the admins on this server are like wizards who grant your every wish, whether it’s a flying pig or a house made entirely out of cake. And don’t even get me started on the mini-games – they’re so crazy fun that you’ll never wanna leave.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join this server and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

RoomiePayback Minecraft Server

800 dollar tv, Appliances, Cheap, college tuition, decorations, expensive, expensive things, Furniture, groceries, living room, Minecraft, MONEY, mutual friends, owed, pay back, RoomiePayback, roommate, Rude, selection process., Server, shared, twisting the story

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2926
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Star Shards Collected:	274	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be forced to pay for half of someone else’s expensive purchases? Look no further! Join our server where you can build your own virtual world without the burden of real-life financial obligations.

Imagine a world where you can mine for diamonds without worrying about splitting the profits with your roommate who comes from money. No more awkward conversations about why you can’t afford to chip in for that 800 dollar TV that you never wanted in the first place.

On our server, you can focus on what really matters – building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and battling it out with mobs. Leave the drama of shared expenses behind and come join us for a truly carefree Minecraft experience. Who needs a fancy TV when you have the whole blocky universe at your fingertips?

CatCallCraft

Bonding, cat, CatCallCraft, disagreement, emotions, family, Grief, Loss, love, Memory, Naming, pet, pet adoption, pet care, pet loss, pet names, pet ownership, relationships, Respect, sibling, tradition

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1676
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Animals Bred:	83	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Potions Brewed:	191	Dragon Scales Harvested:	135
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Zombie Dances:	4

Are you tired of being disrespected by your own family members? Join our Minecraft server where everyone respects your wishes, even if they involve naming pets! We understand the importance of honoring loved ones, whether they are furry or not. On our server, you can build a memorial to your beloved cat Romeo, or create a shrine for Roro, the new addition to your family. Plus, we have a special quest where you can search for the legendary Black Cat Armor, rumored to grant you nine lives in the game! Join us now and let us show you the true meaning of family and respect in the world of Minecraft!

ScarfaceMinecraft SMP

accident, accident prone, accident story, emotional, healing, injury, life experience, Medical, Memory, Pain, personal injury, Physical, Recovery, scar, ScarfaceMinecraft, Scars, smp, stitches, Story, surgery, Trauma

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4569
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Enchantments Applied:	209
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Lol omg, so like, this Minecraft SMP is totally lit, like you gotta join cuz we have this epic battle arena where we fight with diamond swords and ride pigs into battle. And like, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all our rare loot, but you gotta solve a riddle to find it, it’s like a quest, ya know? And one time, I saw a creeper riding a chicken, it was wild man. So yeah, come join us and see all the crazy shenanigans we get up to, it’s gonna be a blast! And oh yeah, I got my scar when I tried to ride a llama off a cliff, don’t ask, it was a bad idea.”

TrashyParentCraft

bad behavior, child rearing, discipline, DISRESPECTFUL, family dynamics, inappropriate, irresponsible, judgmental, Morals, neglect, parenting, poor role model, red flags, social cues, societal expectations, Stereotypes, trashy parent, TrashyParentCraft, upbringing, VALUES, warning signs

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7985
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	2767	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Falling into the Void:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Magic Items Found:	6587	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with noobs and try-hards? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all the cool kids and epic gamers out there!

Join us if you want to witness the most insane builds, the craziest PvP battles, and the wildest adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. Our community is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is jealous!

Trashy parents? Pfft, we don’t know them! On our server, you’ll only find the most epic parents who build castles for their kids, mine diamonds together, and have epic family battles in the Nether. So grab your diamond sword, saddle up your pig, and join us for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life!