Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 104/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 7 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 109355 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 19 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
Join us and witness the epic battle between a giant chicken and a horde of zombie villagers armed with nothing but carrots. Build a house out of rainbow blocks and ride a llama into battle against a team of evil bunnies.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking mushrooms who hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you’ll never look at a blocky world the same way again.
