CraftyDisasterMC | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Repaired & Ready – Cheap Fixes

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2333
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Void Armor Forged:	17
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5

Yo, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the creepers do the cha-cha slide? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding on a rainbow llama through a field of exploding watermelons. Build your own castle made entirely of cheese and defend it from an army of evil bunnies.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can trade your diamonds for magical unicorn farts that will give you super speed and the ability to shoot lasers from your eyes.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world of wonder and weirdness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

2B2PLACE TRY TO SURVIVE Minecraft server HERE

185.17.10.82, 2B2PLACE, banner, BUILD, Community, Creative, description, Explore, gameplay, Ip:, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvE, PvP, Sandbox, Server, Survival, try to survive

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9245
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Zombie Dances:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	431
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

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Helios: THE ARRIVAL

Age Progression system, Arrival, Build towns, Curseforge, deities, Discord, form governments, Helios, Lore Quests, Minecolonies, Modded, modpacks, player-engagement, realistic politics, Relax, server pack, Space Travel, technological Era advancement, Valkaryian Skies

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8446
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Dimension Hops:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Falling into the Void:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

Overview of Helios Minecraft Server

Features	A World of Realistic Politics. Sail the seas with Valkaryian Skies. Venture on Lore Quests involving Greek Mythology. Experience realistic technological Era advancement. Manage your society with Minecolonies… AND MORE!
Description	The World of Helios is a modpack/server that uses both mods and plugins to maximize the potential Minecraft has to offer. Players progress through different Ages, each with unique gameplay styles and technologies.
Current Age	16th century

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Visit https://discord.gg/CcCtfpXnH3 or https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/helios-server-pack for more information.
What is the progression system?	Players advance through different Ages, each with its own gameplay style and technology. Progress is not lost during Age transitions.
Can I build towns or nations?	Yes, players can build and manage towns or nations, form governments, and face challenges posed by deities.

Pixel Realm Quest 1.20

#youtube, Audience, channel, Content Creator, creativity, criticism, empowerment, ENGAGEMENT, Expectations, gender stereotypes, internet fame, online presence, perspective, PIXEL, PRESSURE, Quest, Realm, social media, success, Video, Views, viral, Women

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2886
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Ores Mined:	6855
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the only server that reached millions of players but refuses to add more because it’s too cool for that, like why are servers like this? Join us for the ultimate mind-bending experience of questioning reality and regretting everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. It’s a rollercoaster of crazy shizo antics and outrageous reasons to keep coming back for more. Don’t miss out, join now and enter the twilight zone of Minecraft madness!

QuirkyHomeSMP – Renters, what’s your weird norm?

accustomed, everyday, habits, home, idiosyncrasies, Living, living space, norm, normal, Oddities, peculiar, QuirkyHomeSMP, rental property, renters, Unconventional, Unique, weird, weird quirks, whats

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	378
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Divine Spears Created:	30
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest place ever! Like, there’s this one dude who built his house entirely out of diamond blocks because he thought it would bring him good luck in battles. And then there’s this other player who has a pet creeper that follows him around everywhere, like how insane is that?! And don’t even get me started on the secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats, like what even is going on in this server?! You have to join us and experience the madness for yourself, it’s like a rollercoaster of chaos and fun! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re scared of llamas in top hats, then maybe stay away… but seriously, join us now!

SubCraft: The Worst Server Ever

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3177
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Animals Bred:	131
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Buildings Constructed:	36	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is the WORST (in the best way possible)! Join us if you want to experience the most chaotic, ridiculous, and downright insane gameplay you’ve ever seen.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn with laser eyes. True story. And that’s just the beginning of the madness you can expect on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing to “Thriller.”

So, if you’re ready to throw all logic out the window and embrace the chaos, come join us on the WORST Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you on the other side!

FireNation Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific, China, Conflict, cross-strait relations, Diplomacy, east asia, escalation, firenation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, international relations, Military, Minecraft, playing with fire, power struggle, red line, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, taiwan, Tension, territorial dispute, US, Warning

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	3036
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Potions Brewed:	57	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Holy Grails Found:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

lol u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that is so lit that even china is warning the US about it? well look no further cuz our server is so fire that even world leaders are talking about it. join us and experience the thrill of walking on the taiwan red line, but be careful cuz you might get burned by all the epicness. come play with us and see why everyone is saying we’re playing with fire on this server. it’s gonna be a blast, literally!

CraftyRevolution

Ahmad al-Sharaa, anti-Assad forces, anti-government protests, Arab Spring, authoritarian regimes, civil war, CraftyRevolution, foreign intervention, geopolitical tensions, Iranian influence, Iranian project, Middle East conflict, Middle Eastern politics, opposition movements, political turmoil, regime change, regional instability, resistance movements, revolutionary movements, Syrian conflict, Syrian opposition

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6170
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Animals Bred:	51
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER OR ELSE YOU’LL MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! WE GOT SYRIAN OPPOSITION SETTING IRANIAN PROJECTS BACK 40 YEARS! CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? ONLY ON OUR SERVER WILL YOU SEE SUCH WILD ANTICS HAPPENING!

COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE INSANITY FOR YOURSELF! BUILD A HOUSE, FIGHT SOME ZOMBIES, AND MAYBE EVEN WITNESS A SYRIAN OPPOSITION MEMBER BLOWING UP A MINECRAFT CASTLE! WHO KNOWS WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT ON OUR SERVER!

SO HURRY UP AND JOIN NOW BEFORE YOU MISS OUT ON ALL THE WACKY FUN! TRUST US, YOU WON’T REGRET IT!

Classic Prison

airdrops, bedrock, Blackmarket, Capes, Cell PvP, classic, Cosmetics, costumes, Crates, Easy Progression, Ip:, Koth, modern gameplay, Npcs, og, old school, Playershops, Prison, PvP, Quests, WarZone events

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	567
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

Server Information
IP	dnmc.net
Port	19132
Version	Bedrock

Features
Classic Prison	Non-OP, grind-based progression system
PvP Events	Participate in WarZone events like KOTH, AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards
Non-P2W	Fair balance for free-to-play players, limited benefits for donators
Cosmetics	100s of cosmetics, costumes, and capes

Activities & Progression
Cells	Grow drugs, farm gems, manage storage
Quests	NPCs help players progress faster
Commissary	Sell special items for extra money, useful with PlayerShops
Fishing	Unlock rare rewards while fishing in B Ward
Guards	Coming soon to add another layer of challenge

For more details, check our website or join the community on Discord:

Website: dnmc.net
Discord: discord.gg/SbpyNPB
PatarHD’s showcase: youtube.com/watch?v=LRu3g9ruKgM

It’s an ideal server for players looking to relive the nostalgic prison experience with some fresh updates.

FAQ:

Q: Is this server only for Bedrock players? A: Yes, this server is for Minecraft Bedrock Edition players.

Q: Are there any OP features on the server? A: No, the server follows a non-OP, grind-based progression system.

Q: How can I participate in PvP events? A: You can participate in WarZone events like KOTH, AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards.

Q: Is the server pay-to-win? A: The server maintains a fair balance for free-to-play players, with limited benefits for donators.

Q: Are there any special cosmetics available? A: Yes, there are 100s of cosmetics, costumes, and capes to choose from.

Q: What activities and progression systems are available on the server? A: You can engage in various activities like growing drugs, farming gems, managing storage, completing quests, fishing in B Ward, and more.

Q: How can I get more information about the server? A: You can visit the server’s website or join the Discord community for more details.

Q: Are guards available on the server? A: Guards are coming soon to add another layer of challenge to the gameplay.

Tiny Cosmos Realm 1.21

charming characters, cooperative play, Cosmos, creative community, creative level design, cult classic, forgotten games, hidden gems, indie games, innovative controls, lbp, little big planet, nostalgic games, overlooked games, platformer, PlayStation Exclusive, puzzle game, quirky story, Realm, Tiny, Underrated Games, unique gameplay, whimsical world

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7449
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Runes Activated:	0

Yo, forget about LBP, come join our Minecraft server instead! We got controls smoother than a baby’s bottom, gameplay crazier than a squirrel on caffeine, and stories weirder than your uncle’s conspiracy theories.

LBP who? More like LMAO, am I right? Our server will make you forget all about those sackboys and cardboard worlds.

Join us for a wild ride that will make you question reality and leave you wondering why you ever wasted time on anything else. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let the madness begin!

The Space Cadets Minecraft SMP

Cadets, data boundary, data constraint, data cutoff, data limitation, data restriction, data retrieval, limited results, long tail tags, Minecraft, only 40 results, search boundary, search constraint, search limit, search limitation, search outcome, search parameter, search query, search restriction, search threshold, smp, Space

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8913
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Emeralds Found:	2610
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone building a dirt house? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for non-stop chaos and hilarity!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, or team up with your fellow players to take down a gang of evil llamas who have stolen all the diamonds on the server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll King,” a mischievous player who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting newcomers. Will you be able to outsmart him and claim the title of the ultimate prankster?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft!

CarCraft Minecraft Server

Assertiveness, Assistance, Boundaries, CAR, CarCraft, Communication, Conflict, decision, Expectations, family, favoritism, Help, in-laws, insurance, Minecraft, refusing, relationships, Resentment, second car, Server, standing up, Struggle, Transportation

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9584
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	318	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9219

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of not having the car you want! Just like the OP’s in-laws, who seem to have a never-ending car drama, we promise you won’t have to deal with any car-related shenanigans here.

Join our server and never worry about someone asking to borrow your virtual car, because that’s just not a thing here. We have plenty of virtual vehicles for everyone to drive, no insurance required!

And don’t worry about picking up anyone’s virtual kids or being a backup vehicle, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be picking up are diamonds and the only backup you’ll need is your trusty sword.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first. And remember, on our server, you’re always the hero, not the asshole!

EgoCraft – Selfie Shame Server

body positivity, Confidence, EgoCraft, self appreciation, self development, Self Discovery, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-belief, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, Self-expression, self-image, self-realization, selfie, Server, shame

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5389
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	199
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	5

Are you tired of judgmental friends bringing you down for finally feeling confident in yourself? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where we celebrate self-love and confidence like never before. We promise not to judge you for posting a regular selfie or feeling good about yourself. In fact, we encourage it!

Our server is filled with players who understand the struggle of overcoming obstacles and coming out on top. We have a strict “no negativity” policy, so you can game in peace without worrying about haters. Plus, our virtual world is the perfect place to express yourself and be whoever you want to be.

So come join us and let your inner narcissistic (in a good way) asshole shine! You deserve to enjoy this moment of self-love after everything you’ve been through. Don’t let anyone bring you down – except maybe a creeper in the game, but we’ll help you take care of that. See you in the game, confident gamer!

DataMineCraft

cars, consumer protection, data collection, data harvesting, data privacy awareness, data privacy concerns, data privacy issues, data privacy laws, data privacy protection, data privacy regulations, data privacy rights, data security, data selling, data usage, DataMineCraft, digital privacy, personal information, PHONES, privacy, Technology, tvs

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9887
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Gods Slained:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

Tired of your phone spying on you while you play Minecraft? Sick of your TV knowing more about you than your own mother? Join our server and escape the clutches of data-hungry corporations! Our virtual world is a safe haven where your privacy is respected and your data is as secure as a diamond-encrusted chest. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of pandas who are experts in data protection. So come join us and let’s fight the data-hungry overlords together!

GasCraftEU FineBlock

compliance, due diligence law, ENERGY, ENERGY MARKET, energy policy, energy security, EU, Europe, FineBlock, fines, gas supplies, GasCraftEU, Geopolitics, global economy, international relations, legal issues, MIDDLE EAST, Natural Gas, qatar, sanctions, supply chain, Trade

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8214
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

join our epic minecraft server or qatar will stop giving gas to europe!! we got dragons that shoot rainbow lasers and pigs that can fly!! if you dont join, qatar will be like “no gas for you, europe!” so come play with us and save the gas supply!! also, we have a secret underground base where you can find the lost city of atlantis and become king of the ocean!! dont miss out on this crazy adventure, join now before qatar cuts off the gas!!

Players:	90/300	Votes:	4542
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Potions Brewed:	127
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3