CraftyDisasterMC | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyChicksServer

Boys, Challenges, Communication, CraftyChicksServer, Differences, Difficulties, emotions, experiences, gender differences, Girls, Insights, misconceptions, Opinions, Perspectives, perspectives on gender., reddit, relationships, society, Stereotypes, Understanding

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5374
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Zombie Dances:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Magic Items Found:	7548	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Towns Built:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Hey gamers, are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with drama, intrigue, and plenty of girl power!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of trying to explain redstone contraptions to clueless boys who just can’t seem to grasp the concept. Watch as they struggle to understand why you need to build a mob farm or automate your farms for maximum efficiency.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to epic battles between rival factions led by fierce female leaders. Will you join the Pink Pigtails or the Purple Princesses? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some serious girl drama along the way.

So come on, join our server and show those boys who’s boss in the world of Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

EUtopiaCraft

EU Membership, EU referendum, european union, EUtopiaCraft, Government, Iceland, Iceland EU debate, Iceland EU decision, Iceland EU future, Iceland EU integration, Iceland EU membership, Iceland EU negotiations, Iceland EU policy, Iceland EU referendum, Iceland EU relations, Iceland EU vote, Iceland government, Iceland government decision, Iceland politics, Politics, referendum

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6680
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Towns Built:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	30
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Dragon Eggs Found:	6884	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

hey u, ya u, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of awesomeness. like seriously, u can build ur own castle made out of cheese and ride a pig into battle against evil zombie llamas.

oh and get this, there’s a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples somewhere in the map. but beware, cuz there’s a group of evil chickens guarding it with their sharp beaks and deadly clucks.

and if u think dat’s cool, just wait til u hear about the annual potato festival we have every year. u can dress up as a potato and participate in potato-themed mini games like potato sack races and potato toss. it’s like a spud-tacular party u don’t wanna miss.

so what r u waitin for? come join dis server and let’s have a blast together. who knows, maybe u’ll even become the king of the potato kingdom.

Advanced Monkey Business Server

Advanced, Business, Do, Everything.., just, LITERALLY, long tail tags, MONKEY, monkey business, Server, tags

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	7256
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Magic Items Found:	1750	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	77	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13

join dis server if u wanna experience da most wild and wacky shenanigans in minecraft history. we got monkeys runnin around buildin random stuff, throwin poop at each other, and causin chaos wherever they go. if u wanna be part of dis crazy world, den join us and embrace da madness. u never know what u gonna find around da corner, but one thing’s for sure – it’s gonna be bananas! so come on over and join da fun, cuz everything we do is literally just advanced monkey business.

Fully Vanilla Minecraft Server

ATTRACTIONS, Builds, Community, Discord, Events, fight club, Fully, Griefing, Habitable, History, Minecraft, nether roof, Phantoms, Pure, PvP, rules, Scamming.., semi anarchy, Server, server owner, Spawn, Stable, Survival, TOWN, unmodified, Vanilla

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9198
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	107	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Secret Passages Found:	4

Anarchy Network Minecraft Server

Brief Overview

Server Type	Semi-Anarchy
IP Address	AnarchyNetwork.net
Features	Unmodified survival experience, no map resets, no teleporting, no P2W, allowed Griefing/PvP/Scamming
World Border	1 Million blocks (2Mx2M)
Phantoms	Completely removed
Nether Roof Access	Allowed

FAQs

Q: Who maintains the Anarchy Network Minecraft Server?

A: The server is maintained by the owner, Snakeaim.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, there are four main rules: 1) Keep the chat civil, 2) No exploits or hacked clients, 3) No duping items (TNT dupe is allowed), 4) No lag machines or deliberate overuse of server resources.

Q: Can I teleport on the server?

A: You can teleport within a 200 block radius of spawn by using the /spawn command. Use this at your own risk as there are no spawn protections.

Q: Can I access the Nether roof?

A: Yes, Nether roof access is allowed on the server.

Q: Is there a Discord server for Anarchy Network?

A: Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/W7hRYgb2z9

Frosty Dreaming Land 1.20.5

1.20.5, celebration, christmas, cultural diversity, Cultural traditions, DECEMBER, dreaming, family gatherings, festive decorations, festive season, frosty, gift giving, Hannakuh, holiday festivities, holiday season, holiday spirit, holiday traditions, Land, media coverage, Multiculturalism, religious holidays, religious observance, social norms, winter holidays

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9113
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Buildings Constructed:	30
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Falling into the Void:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Votes:	962
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	410
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Yo, bros and broettes, forget about the mainstream servers that pretend Christmas doesn’t exist! Join our server where we embrace the holiday spirit all year round because we’re rebels like that. Plus, we have a secret underground Santa’s workshop where you can craft all the presents your heart desires. It’s like a festive conspiracy theory come to life, man. Who needs reality when you can have a jolly good time on our server? Join now and let’s spread some holiday cheer, Minecraft style!

Dad Puts On Eyes Wide Shut Minecraft SMP

dad, desire, Drama, EYES, eyes wide shut, FANTASY, forbidden love, Marriage, Masks, Minecraft, movie night, Mystery, Nicole Kidman, Provocative, Psychological, puts, secret society, seduction, sexual tension, shut, smp, stanley kubrick, temptation, Thriller, Tom Cruise, wide

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	240
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	3648	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	8433
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and let your creativity run wild! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player built a giant roller coaster that went so fast, it actually launched them into another dimension where they had to fight off a horde of zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot. True story.

But that’s not all! We also have secret underground bunkers filled with treasure, a hidden village of friendly llamas who will trade you diamonds for cookies, and a magical forest where the trees sing show tunes. And don’t even get me started on the annual llama rodeo competition.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP and see where the adventure takes you. Just remember, anything can happen when dad puts on Eyes Wide Shut.

HubbylessGiftsCraft

appreciation, christmas gifts, Communication, compromise, Effort, exhaustion, Expectations, family, Friends, gift giving, Help, HubbylessGiftsCraft, husband, Marriage, Pregnancy, Presents, relationships, shopping, Support, teamwork, Understanding

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9675
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of carrying the gift-giving burden all by yourself! 🎁 Join us if you’re tired of being the only one putting in the effort during the holiday season!

🎅 Picture this: you’re trying to buy gifts for 20 people, but your partner is as helpful as a block of dirt. 🪨 You’re left to do all the work while they sit back and relax. Sound familiar? Then this server is perfect for you!

🎄 We promise a jolly good time as you navigate through the virtual world, collecting gifts and spreading joy – without the stress of doing it all alone! And hey, if your partner doesn’t pull their weight, you can always leave their name off the presents. 😂 Who needs credit anyway?

🤶 So grab your pickaxe and join us for a hilarious adventure filled with gift-giving drama and virtual holiday cheer! Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable? 😉🎮

MineCraftMania

Downtime, Entertainment, Free Time, hobbies, hobbies and interests, hobbies for adults, hobbies for couples, hobbies for creative people, hobbies for extroverts, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for kids, hobbies for men, hobbies for nature lovers, hobbies for seniors, hobbies for women, interests, leisure activities, MinecraftMania, pastimes, recreational pursuits, Relaxation

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9428
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Void Armor Forged:	20	Animals Bred:	44
Farms Harvested:	254	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Do you spend your free time staring at a blank wall, counting the seconds until you can go back to work or school? Well, my friend, it’s time to spice up your life with our epic Minecraft server!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking trees. Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft journey of your life!

RedstoneRumble Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, Conflict, death toll, eastern europe, Government, Identification, international relations, investigation, Journalism, Media, Military, military intervention, Minecraft, News, Propaganda, putin, RedstoneRumble, Reporting, Russian soldiers, Server, Ukraine, War

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5302
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2

omg u guys u gotta join this minecraft server its like so epic u wont believe it. like, we got russian soldiers fighting in ukraine or something, like wut even is that. u can join and be part of the action, maybe even save some soldiers from getting killed. its like a war zone but in minecraft, so u know its gonna be lit. join now and be a hero or something, idk just do it cuz its gonna be wild.

Elon’s Far-Right Craft

billionaire, controversial, controversy, Craft, elon musk, Elons, entrepreneur, Europe, extremism, far right, FarRight, Global, influence, innovation, leadership, Media, Politics, populism, public opinion, social media, spacex, Technology, tesla

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5029
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Star Shards Collected:	50	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	7831	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. u know why? cuz elon musk, yeah, that dude, he like, courts europe’s surging far right on this server. like, he’s all about that crazy stuff, man. u gotta join this server to see all the wild shenanigans he’s up to. it’s like, out of this world, bro. plus, there’s like, diamond armor for days and creepers that explode in rainbows. it’s a total party, dude. so come join us and let’s get this party started, yeehaw!

NOVA

Anarchy, banned, base building, Chat, christmas, Community, Dupe, Friends, gb, gift, Griefing, grow, HACKING, Join, Minecraft, moderated, Nova, Obbi roof, Player Base, PvP, Resets, Server

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9948
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	426	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Holy Grails Found:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Hacking Allowed	Players are allowed to use hacking tools on the server.
Griefing Allowed	Players can grief each other’s builds on the server.
Base Building	Players can build their own bases and structures.
PvP	Players can engage in player versus player combat.
No Resets	The server will never be reset.
Unmoderated Chat	Chat is not moderated, allowing players to freely communicate.
Large Storage	The server has 200GB of storage.
Obbi Roof	Obbi roof and 2 nether highways already built.

Join our discord: http://discord.gg/nova-anarchy

Java IP: Nova-anarchy.net

FAQs

Q: Can I hack on the server?

A: Yes, hacking is allowed on the server.

Q: Is griefing allowed?

A: Yes, players are allowed to grief each other’s builds.

Q: Will the server ever reset?

A: No, the server will never be reset.

Q: Is chat moderated?

A: No, chat is not moderated on the server.

Q: How much storage does the server have?

A: The server has 200GB of storage.

Gulfie Westerners 1.21.2

1.21.2, Communication, cross-cultural awareness, Cultural differences, cultural exchange, cultural respect, cultural sensitivity, Diversity, Empathy, global citizenship, Gulfie, gulfies, intercultural communication, international relations, mutual respect, perspective, prejudice, Respect, Stereotypes, tolerance, Understanding, westerners

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8011
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Buildings Constructed:	18
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Yo, bros and broettes, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta come hang with us Gulfies! We’re like the cool kids on the block, except our block is made of virtual blocks in Minecraft. We demand respect from all you Westerners, so if you wanna learn some manners while building epic structures, this is the place to be! Plus, we have camels in the game for transportation, because why ride a boring horse when you can ride a majestic camel through the desert? Join us now and show some love for the Gulfies!

Minecraft SMP: ITT Sex Scenes

arousing, Disgusting, Erotic, explicit, funny, graphic, hot, INTENSE, ITT, lustful, Minecraft, Naughty, passionate, Poetic, Provocative, Romantic, Scenes, seductive, Sensual, sex, sex scenes, smp, Steamy, Subtle, titillating

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7395
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	545159	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling fierce mobs, and maybe even finding love in the pixelated world.

Our server is home to the most epic player base you’ll ever meet. From the poetic builders who create stunning masterpieces with every block they place, to the disgusting pranksters who will fill your house with chickens just for laughs.

But don’t worry, we also have the subtle players who will sneak up on you and steal all your diamonds without you even noticing. And let’s not forget about the funny ones who will make you laugh until you cry with their hilarious antics.

Looking for a little romance? Our server is the place to be! You might just find your pixelated soulmate while exploring the vast world together.

And for those who like it hot, we have intense PVP battles that will get your heart racing and your adrenaline pumping. Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter our world, you may never want to leave.

TableTimeTussle

aita, Argument, city, Communication, dessert menu, embarrassed, fact, hostess, husband, Movie, opinion, reservations, RESPONSIBILITY, Restaurant, Rushed, solo diner, Table, TableTimeTussle, time limit, waitress, wrong

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2256
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Votes:	5306
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that serves up drama hotter than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where even ordering dessert can lead to a full-blown showdown!

Join us for a dining experience like no other, where the hostess sets the rules and you better follow them if you want to keep your blocky head intact. Will you risk ordering that extra slice of cake and face the wrath of your fellow players? Only one way to find out!

But beware, the tables are close together and the solo diners are always listening. Who knows what kind of chaos will erupt when you dare to speak up about table time limits? Will you be the next player to face the ultimate question: Am I the blocky a-hole?

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate Minecraft dining experience. Just remember, dessert is always worth the drama!

Crafting Diamonds in Virtual Reality

advancement, bewildered, Communication, comprehension, confusion, Crafting, diamonds, digital age, Evolution, futuristic, information overload, innovation, language barrier, mind-boggling, MODERN, perplexed, perplexing, progress, rapid change, Reality, Sentence, Technology, time travel, virtual

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2964
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Potions Brewed:	101
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of riding llamas into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds! Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve built a roller coaster that launches you into the Nether realm where you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to befriend a talking creeper who will guide you through a maze of exploding sheep to find the legendary golden potato of destiny. So come on, what are you waiting for? Your pixelated adventure awaits!

Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3353
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Villages Defended:	19	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2