CraftyDisasterDate | New Minecraft Servers 2025

UnlikableSteveMC SMP

arrogance, dishonesty, insensitivity, lack of accountability, lack of communication skills, lack of confidence, lack of emotional intelligence, lack of empathy, lack of humor, lack of listening skills, lack of respect, lack of self-awareness, negative behavior, Negativity, personality traits, rudeness, Selfishness, smp, Social Skills, UnlikableSteveMC, unlikeable, untrustworthiness

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1612
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Mines Excavated:	2226	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

So, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? Like, if you’re not on it, then you’re missing out on all the fun and craziness that goes down every day. We’ve got, like, a secret underground club where we ride pigs and have dance parties with creepers. And, like, the admins are all unicorns who grant wishes and stuff.

But, like, the real reason you should join is because we have the best snacks. Like, seriously, we have a never-ending supply of cake and cookies and, like, every time you log on, a magical fairy delivers them to your doorstep. It’s, like, totally insane, dude.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes rainbow fire? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So, like, if you want to be part of the coolest, most ridiculous Minecraft server ever, then you better join us ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Minecrap2024

2024.., Adversity, bad year, Challenges, Difficulties, disappointments, Failures, Frustrations, Hardships, Minecrap2024, misfortunes, negative experiences, Obstacles, regrets, setbacks, shitty year, Struggles, tough times, unfortunate circumstances, unfortunate events

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4324
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Star Shards Collected:	234
Votes:	5196	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Are you still traumatized from the Great Creeper Invasion of 2024? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor-clad llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground base where Steve and Herobrine are actually best friends plotting to take over the world (of Minecraft, that is). Say goodbye to the horrors of 2024 and hello to a new world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Join us now and let’s make 2025 the best year ever!

CraftyBlockz

Assistance, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyBlockz, crisis response, Diplomacy, eastern europe, food aid, foreign policy, Geopolitical, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, kyiv, MIDDLE EAST, Partnership, Peacebuilding, solidarity, strategic ties, Support, Syria, Ukraine

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2261
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Divine Spears Created:	12
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Dimension Hops:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13

come join our minecraft server, it’s like syria and ukraine teaming up for a food fight! we promise more food aid shipments than kyiv could ever dream of. build your own strategic alliances and conquer the virtual world with your epic minecraft skills. who needs real world politics when you can have a blast on our server? join now for a wild ride that will leave you hungry for more!

Deplorable to Adorable in Hours

adorable, Appearance, beauty routine, confidence boosting, daily habits, deplorable, Grooming, HOURS, mental health, personal hygiene, self esteem, self grooming, self improvement, self love, self maintenance, self worth, self-care, self-confidence, self-discipline, self-pampering, skincare, Time management, wellness

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9879
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	34

u wanna join our minecraft server cuz it takes u days or even months to look deplorable, but only a few hours every week to look good. our server got magical potions that make u look like a diamond-studded unicorn with rainbow sparkles shooting out ur butt. plus, we got a secret underground disco where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. join us and become the most fabulous player in all of minecraft land!

Blocky Boob Busters

blocky, boob, breast cancer, Busters, Cancer Genetics, cancer research, exodus, genetic factors, genetic testing, health advancements, hereditary cancer, immunotherapy, inherited, lab-made antibody, medical breakthrough, metastasis, oncology, personalized medicine, Prevention, spread, Targeted therapy, Treatment, tumor growth

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7695
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE FUN THAN A PIG IN A DIAMOND MINE! WE GOT SO MANY CREEPERS YOU’LL THINK YOU’RE IN A MINECRAFT HORROR MOVIE! PLUS, OUR VILLAGERS ARE SO DUMB THEY MAKE VILLAGERS IN OTHER SERVERS LOOK LIKE EINSTEIN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR DIAMOND ARMOR IS SO SHINY, IT MAKES THE SUN JEALOUS! AND OUR WITCHES MAKE THE BEST POTIONS, YOU’LL BE FLYING AROUND LIKE A DRUNK BAT IN NO TIME!

AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST RUN INTO THE LEGENDARY ENDER DRAGON RIDING A GIANT CHICKEN! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

What is the IP for BionicLMAO Minecraft Server?

bionic, bionic reacts, bioniclmao, i built, I Built a 100% Invisible Base in Minecraft, i built minecraft, invisible base, invisible base minecraft, Minecraft, secret base minecraft, Server

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6346
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Mines Excavated:	2369
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

BionicLMAO is a talented content creator known for producing comedic and entertaining videos on platforms such as YouTube and TikTok. With a unique sense of humor and engaging personality, BionicLMAO has amassed a large following of fans who eagerly await his next upload. His content often includes skits, challenges, and reaction videos, showcasing his creativity and ability to connect with his audience. Through his lighthearted and engaging content, BionicLMAO has solidified himself as a rising star in the online entertainment world.

Nikke’s Realm 1.21

anniversary, Awaken Rapi., christmas party, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Entertainment Only, FAQ, Game Download, General Info, Merry Nikke., Missilis Candor, nikke on satellite, Nikke Original, Nikkes, Realm, Special Recruit, Stay Tactical, treasure chest, Unbreakable, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1888
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	8684	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	243
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	476	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Holy Grails Found:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Because it’s like a footstep, walk, run event happening from December 26 to January 16. Can you imagine the chaos of running around in Minecraft with all your buddies? It’s gonna be lit! And don’t even get me started on the upcoming events like Co-op: Alteisen on January 3 to January 5. You gotta be there, man! Plus, they got special recruits like Guillotine: Winter Slayer and Rapi: Red Hood. Like, who wouldn’t want to recruit them, right? And the costume passes, bro, the costume passes! Naga: Last Girlhood and Zwei: First Festa are coming up. You gotta dress to impress in Minecraft, you feel me? And they even got codes for some sick rewards. Like, STAYTACTICAL and ENTERTAINMENTONLY, bro! It’s gonna be a party in Minecraft like you’ve never seen before. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this Minecraft party started!

NonsensicalMoose – Minecraft SMP

Absurd, Absurdity, bewildering, BIZARRE, confounding, Enigmatic, illogical, incomprehensible, Inexplicable, irrational, irrationality, mind-boggling, Minecraft, Mysterious, Nonsensical, NonsensicalMoose, paradoxical, perplexing, puzzling, SENSELESS, smp, unfathomable

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3749
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Magic Items Found:	4403

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is that?! And our diamond ore spawns are like, totally bananas, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our community events are off the charts, we once had a giant chicken riding contest where everyone had to dress up as chickens and ride around on pigs, it was pure chaos but so much fun! And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party, it’s lit AF!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise, they give out quests and rewards that will blow your mind. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (within reason, of course).

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CryCraft: The Ultimate Meltdown Server

anguish, bawling, cathartic release, CryCraft, deep pain, Despair, Distress, emotional breakdown, extreme emotions, Heartache, intense grief, loud cry, Meltdown, obnoxious cry, Outburst, overwhelming sadness, Server, sobbing, sorrow, traumatic experience, Ultimate, uncontrollable crying, wailing, WEEPING

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2525
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Are you tired of crying alone in the dark? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having!

Join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of your favorite meme characters, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Crybaby Clan, a group of players who have mastered the art of crying in the most epic and dramatic ways possible. Join them and learn their secrets to becoming the ultimate crybaby in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the tears of laughter flow as you embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

PutinCraft2025

April 2025, border control, citizenship status, deportation, deportation deadline, expulsion, foreign nationals, government order, illegal migrants, immigration crackdown, Immigration Policy, international relations, migrant population, Migrant workers, migration policy, political decision, putin, PutinCraft2025, residency status, russia, visa regulations

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4191
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Buildings Constructed:	11
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

so, like, this server is so lit, even putin is getting in on the action. he’s like, “all u illegal migrants gotta leave russia by april 2025, but u can come chill on this minecraft server instead.”

we got diamond armor for days, like seriously, you’ll be blinging so hard all the other players will be jelly. and the mobs? they’re like, super chill and just wanna hang out.

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. only the true legends can find it, so if you think you’re up for the challenge, come join us.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper named steve who loves to blow stuff up? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s have a blast together!

5000 Ants SMP

ants, Discord Community Building Farming Cooking Vanilla Cozy Relaxing Gameplay Modpack New HermitCraft-esque 16+ LGBTQ+ Java Server SMP Whitelist Custom Welcoming, Modded, smp

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6361
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	5000 Ants
Description	A building and farming focused server
Features	Custom modpack, welcoming community, vanilla feel, cozy gameplay
Discord	https://discord.gg/SR9hB7Epgz

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server focused on?	Building and farming
What does the custom modpack focus on?	Farming, cooking, and building
Is the community welcoming?	Yes, very friendly!
Does the modpack maintain the vanilla feel of Minecraft?	Yes, it does
Who would enjoy playing on this server?	Anyone who loves cozy and relaxing gameplay

Leafy Lagoon 1.20.1

1.20.1, ABSENT, Distance, emotional, Heartache, lagoon, Leafy, longing, longing for you, love, Memories, miss you, miss you leafy, missing you, Nostalgia, pining, Reminiscing, sentimental, separation, thinking of you, wish you were here, yearning

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	332
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Astral Projections Made:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	73	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft, bro? This server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks, man.

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate virtual reality where pigs fly and creepers do the Macarena.

Forget about boring old reality, come join us where the grass is made of Skittles and the trees are made of cotton candy.

You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about that time you accidentally punched a villager in the face.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where the only limit is your imagination. And maybe some pesky Endermen stealing your blocks, but who cares, right? Let’s do this!

GameAddictMC SMP

console gaming, favorite games, GameAddictMC, Gaming, immersive gameplay, long hours of gaming, Mobile Gaming, Modern Gaming, most played, Multiplayer Games, online gaming, PC Gaming, retro gaming, single player games, smp, top video games, video game addiction, video game community, Video game culture, video game streaming, video game tournaments, video games

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9065
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	38	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind. Like, seriously, it’s like the coolest place ever. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, and we ride around on flying pigs while battling evil creepers. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can summon dragons to do his bidding. It’s insane, bro.

But that’s not even the best part. We have this annual tournament where we all have to fight each other with nothing but carrots as weapons. It’s hilarious, man. And the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples. Like, who wouldn’t want that?

So if you’re looking for a totally rad Minecraft experience, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. It’s wild, bro.

CraftyPhoneLand

Communication, connectivity, convenience, CraftyPhoneLand, Daily Life, digital age, digital communication, digital dependency., Digital World, Entertainment, Lifestyle, mobile device, Modern Living, personal device, productivity, screen time, Smartphone, smartphone addiction, social media, tech-savvy, Technology

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6633
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Potions Brewed:	177
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Farms Harvested:	805

Are you tired of your boring, mundane life where smartphones rule everything? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Our server is a smartphone-free zone where you can escape the clutches of technology and immerse yourself in a world of pixelated adventures.

Join us and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Phone Boss, who is trying to take over the virtual world with his army of app minions. Use your crafting skills to build epic structures and weapons to take down the Phone Boss once and for all.

But beware, the Phone Boss has some tricks up his sleeve, like sending annoying text messages and making your screen freeze at the worst possible moments. Can you and your fellow players band together to save the Minecraft world from the tyranny of smartphones?

So, if you’re ready to unplug and have a laugh-filled, smartphone-free experience, join our server today! Who needs a smartphone when you can have an axe made out of diamonds, am I right?

TempWorld Minecraft server

Anarchy, Beginner server, come and take away, Free donation, minecraft server, Promotion, PvP, Survival, TempWorld

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1076
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Villages Defended:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

Beginner server with great potential!

ANARCHY/PvP/Survival

Until the new year there is a promotion with a free donation / free come and take away!

temp-world.ru

Players:	107/200	Votes:	9186
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Animals Bred:	71	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Potions Brewed:	142	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2