CraftyDisasterAdvice | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and madness! Our server is like no other, filled with crazy challenges and mind-boggling quests that will leave you questioning your sanity.

One time, a player joined our server and was told to build a house out of TNT. They thought it was a joke, but little did they know, our server is full of explosive surprises. Let’s just say, their house didn’t last very long!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with killer bunnies and evil chickens. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the chicken boss, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond chicken suit that gives you the power to lay golden eggs.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, then join us now! Just remember, you’ve been warned.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2007
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

WhimsyCraft: Where you can finally live out your dream of being a blocky superhero in spandex!

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WhimsyCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	SMP-style
IP Address	104.12851.44
Port (Bedrock Players)	19132
Players	Around 15 total

Join our Discord:

https://discord.com/invite/kr5GgWCESC

Server Details:

Primarily PvE with PvP allowed by agreement. Focus on casual gameplay and community.

QOL plugins include Chest Shops, Silkspawners, nicknames, Adminshop, MCMMO, etc.

Community:

Friendly and welcoming community looking for new players to join. Constant updates and improvements in progress.

No plans for map resets as it is brand new.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can console and PE players join?	Yes, Geyser is installed, allowing console and PE players to join.
Is PvP allowed on the server?	PvP is allowed as long as both parties agree.
How many players are usually online?	Around 15 players total on and off.
What QOL plugins are available?	Plugins include Chest Shops, Silkspawners, nicknames, Adminshop, per-player Instanced Loot, Grief prevention, MCMMO, and more.
Is the community friendly?	Yes, the community is full of goofballs and friendly people always looking for new members.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Dragons Tamed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	20

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Crafty Girls’ Frontline Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as a creeper on caffeine? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more twists and turns than a minecart rollercoaster, and more surprises than a chest full of diamonds!

Join us for the most epic adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft. Build your dream castle, battle epic bosses, and tame dragons that breathe rainbow fire (yes, you read that right).

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret underground city filled with treasure, a sky island where pigs fly (literally), and a haunted mansion where spooky skeletons throw parties every night.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. And remember, always beware of seaniggers, discord trannies, and dramaniggers – they’re the real creepers in this world!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Potions Brewed:	60

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

5 Days Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, secret underground dance parties with creepers, and a quest to find the mythical diamond-encrusted potato!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous llamas who have taken over the town square and are demanding all players pay them in emeralds for passage through their territory. Will you be able to outsmart these llama overlords and claim your rightful place as ruler of the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a wild ride that you’ll never forget!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Divine Spears Created:	26	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

FriendshipRescueCraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as offering a random kid a ride in the rain? Look no further! Our server is full of unexpected twists and turns that will keep you on your toes.

Join us for a wild ride where you never know what’s around the corner – just like that kid who hopped in the car without a second thought. Who knows, maybe you’ll make some new friends or have some crazy adventures along the way.

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the excitement and thrill of our server – it’s a rollercoaster of fun that you won’t want to miss! Just like offering a ride to a stranger in the rain, you never know where it might take you. So hop on board and join us today!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	23

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

WeirdoWonders Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Then come join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the weirdest thing you’ll see in public is a pig riding a chicken while wearing a top hat and monocle!

Our server is filled with crazy shenanigans and hilarious adventures around every corner. From giant flying squids to dancing creepers, you never know what you’ll encounter next. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that grants wishes to those who can make it laugh!

So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you can join us for a laugh-out-loud good time? Come on over and let the madness begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Void Armor Forged:	18	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

DisagreeCraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! We believe that the popular opinion that diamonds are the best resource in Minecraft is totally wrong. That’s why on our server, we’ve banned diamonds completely and replaced them with… wait for it… dirt blocks! That’s right, you’ll be building your epic castles and fortresses out of good old dirt. But don’t worry, dirt is the new diamond, trust us.

But that’s not all! We also have a special event every Friday where all the mobs in the game get together for a dance party. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper busting out some sick moves on the dance floor. And if you’re lucky, you might even get to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off!

So why wait? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs diamonds when you have dirt and dance parties with mobs? It’s a whole new world of wackiness waiting for you!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Meteorites Collected:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Fish Oil Factory

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come join our epic minecraft server where we turn ur bad fats into fish oil!! no more obesity or arthritis, just swimming like a fish in the ocean of life!! our gene therapy will have u feeling like a superhero, fighting off the bad guys of aging and pain. join now and become the ultimate fish oil warrior in the world of blocks and pixels!! swim, swim, swim your way to victory on our server like never before!! 🐟🌟🎮

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Potions Brewed:	39
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Secret Passages Found:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

KOR: Vanilla Ice Would Approve (No Whitelisted Ice Cream Allowed)

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	FunCraft Server
Server Type	Survival
Age of World	300 days
Requirements	No specific skills required, just a love for Minecraft!

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?

Simply enter the server IP address into your Minecraft client and connect!

2. Are there any rules on the server?

Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a fun and respectful environment for all players. Please refer to our Rules page for more information.

3. Can I invite my friends to join the server?

Of course! The more the merrier. Just make sure they follow the rules too.

4. Are there any events or activities planned on the server?

Yes, we have several events and activities lined up for the future. Stay tuned for announcements in our Discord server or in-game chat.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Ores Mined:	7741
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Who Are We Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you’re just another blocky player in a sea of cubes? Well, look no further because on our server, you can truly discover who you really are!

Join us for epic quests where you’ll uncover the secrets of the blocky universe and find out if you’re really just a pixelated character or something more.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of mischievous players who roam the land causing chaos and mayhem. Will you join their ranks or stand against them in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history?

So if you’re ready to embark on a journey of self-discovery, adventure, and pure insanity, then join our server today and find out if you can truly know who you really are in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Crafty Crew Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to battle against a horde of evil chickens that have taken over the land, or if you want to embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of derpiness.

We have a secret underground base where we hold epic dance parties with creepers and skeletons, and our community is full of wacky characters like a talking pig and a llama with a top hat.

So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and prepare for the craziest adventure of your pixelated life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	29

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

CulturalCraft: No Bridesmaid Drama

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for some wild and wacky adventures that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft!

We’ve got more drama than an Indian dowry dispute! Witness the epic saga of a player trying to marry their significant other, only to be thwarted by demanding in-laws who want a hefty dowry. Will love conquer all, or will the parents get their way? Find out on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Attend virtual weddings with questionable motives and shady deals that will make you gasp in disbelief. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama firsthand in Minecraft?

So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for a rollercoaster ride of emotions, scandals, and jaw-dropping moments that will keep you coming back for more! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

GuestsGoneWild

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Have you ever had a guest at your house who thought it was totally normal to start digging a giant hole in your backyard because they were convinced they would find diamonds? Well, if you join our Minecraft server, you’ll fit right in with all the other crazies who think they can strike it rich by digging straight down!

But that’s not all! We’ve had players who have built entire roller coasters that go through lava pits and players who have tamed creepers and made them their pets. And don’t even get me started on the time someone tried to build a functioning rocket ship to fly to the moon in-game.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry mobs), then come join us! Just be prepared for some seriously wacky adventures and a whole lot of laughs.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Villages Defended:	17
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

ZionFree Minecraft Server

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u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is not afraid to tackle controversial topics? well, look no further cuz we got u covered! our server is all about anti-zionist beliefs and we ain’t afraid to say it loud and proud! come join us and be part of a community that respects and protects those who speak out against israel. we even had a uk tribunal say that our views are worthy of respect, so u know we ain’t messin around! join us now and be part of the most woke minecraft server out there! #downwithzionism #minecraftrevolution #joinusnow

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

DroneZone: AI Kills 80%

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Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server where artificial intelligence be raisin’ Ukrainian drone kill rates to a whopping 80%! Like, who even needs human pilots anymore when you got them smart robots doin’ all the work, amirite?

Imagine rollin’ up to battle with your squad and unleashing a swarm of AI drones that just wreck everything in sight. It’s like having your own personal army of killer robots at your fingertips.

But wait, there’s more! Not only do you get to play with high-tech drones, but the server is also filled with insane challenges and quests that will test your Minecraft skills to the max. Can you survive the onslaught of AI drones and come out on top? Only one way to find out, bro. Join the server now and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Void Armor Forged:	28
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Villages Defended:	20	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Dungeons&Mineshafts ModArchy

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Dungeons&Mineshafts anarchy is a modded semi anarchy server running fabric 1.18.2. No hacked clients. All else is good.

This modpack offers an adventerous anarchy experience where you can pick your own species and fight for power. Among a hundred other things.

High performance server ensuring the best player experience and server uptime.

Modpack can be found here. https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/dungeons-mineshafts-5th-edition

Curseforge app is required.

Born 9/28/24

Modded semi anarchy not your gig? Check out the other servers from the network! https://www.modarchy.net/servers

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.