CraftyDisasterAdvice | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and madness! Our server is like no other, filled with crazy challenges and mind-boggling quests that will leave you questioning your sanity.

One time, a player joined our server and was told to build a house out of TNT. They thought it was a joke, but little did they know, our server is full of explosive surprises. Let’s just say, their house didn’t last very long!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with killer bunnies and evil chickens. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the chicken boss, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond chicken suit that gives you the power to lay golden eggs.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, then join us now! Just remember, you’ve been warned.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
New Chunks Explored:	846718	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Villages Defended:	16	Void Armor Forged:	28

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

StateCraft

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An Anarchy Vanilla+ MMORPG Server with a custom plugin suite to influence creation of cities, nations, and empires. Reinforcement system inspired by the game Rust and a plugin that allows players to imprison other players, making it a unique anarchy server with higher stakes. XP is disabled and you can only make it through the ‘FactoryMod’ tech tree. Band together to protect yourself from raiders and griefers and colonize the world.

Other Mods: AuraSkills – MMORPG mod that makes the game more like RuneScape. Craftorithm – Mod that allows custom recipes. So far we have added cheap and easy recipes for saddles, nametags, villager spawn eggs, and iron golem spawn eggs. TreeFeller – Trees go down with one block swing, making woodcutting much more enjoyable. VeinMeiner – TreeFeller but for ore veins, break them all at once.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Xbox One Enthusiasts: Where Minecraft is the only game we’re good at playing

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Minecraft Xbox One Enthusiasts Server

General Info
Whitelisting/Verification System	There is a system in place to ensure safety and hospitality for all members. More information in Discord server.
Primary Host	Host is located in MST timezone. Hosts at least once a week, schedule may vary.
Main Worlds	Creative mode world with plots and survival world. Hosting depends on demand.

For more information, join the Discord: https://discord.gg/VeznpKjbVY

If you have an Xbox One and love Legacy Console, consider joining!

FAQs

1. How can I join the server?

Join the Discord server to learn about the whitelisting/verification process.

2. What are the main worlds on the server?

There is a creative mode world with plots for building and a survival world. Hosting depends on demand.

3. What is the host’s schedule like?

The host is in MST timezone and tries to host at least once a week, schedule may vary.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Buildings Constructed:	34	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Feel This Games Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old games? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

Join us for epic battles where you can ride pigs into battle while wearing a chicken suit! Build the tallest tower made entirely of TNT and watch it explode in a glorious display of chaos and destruction!

But wait, there’s more! How about a treasure hunt where the prize is a pet dragon that breathes fire? Or a parkour course that defies all laws of physics and logic?

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join ours and experience a whole new level of insanity and fun? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	272	Void Gems Collected:	13
Mythical Swords Crafted:	97	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	102	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

The Most Damaging Social Media Ever Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! This server is so wild, it makes the Nether look like a peaceful vacation spot. Join us if you’re ready to experience more drama than a reality TV show.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons. We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy on the server. They trade in diamonds and emeralds, and rumor has it they have a llama mafia that enforces their rules.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of rogue chickens who have formed their own army. They roam the land, terrorizing players and stealing their crops. If you’re lucky, you might even be able to join their ranks and become a chicken warrior yourself.

And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hidden deep within the server. It’s said to be guarded by a giant creeper with a taste for TNT. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to claim the treasure and become the richest player on the server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, look no further. Join us and prepare for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

KidBeliefz Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further, because our server is full of wacky adventures and crazy shenanigans that will have you questioning reality itself!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato hidden deep within the bowels of the Nether. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who tells terrible dad jokes.

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even discover that the moon is actually made of cheese and that Notch himself visits our server to challenge players to a dance-off. Don’t miss out on the madness – join us today!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Putin’sCraft: The Rise and Fall

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret underground base full of diamonds and rare loot! we have a pet creeper named steve who loves to blow up unsuspecting players for fun. our admin, BigPig69, once defeated the ender dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. we have a roller coaster made entirely of lava and obsidian for the thrill seekers. also, our community is full of friendly players who will help you build the most epic structures you can imagine. so come join us and be part of the madness!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Missionary Pixel Fun

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Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a llama on a pogo stick? Well, you’ve come to the right place, my friend! Our server is so lit, it’ll make your head spin like a chicken in a tornado!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of creepers decided to throw a dance party in the Nether. They were busting out moves that would make even the Ender Dragon jealous! And you know who was the life of the party? That’s right, it was YOU, once you join our epic server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome, it’s like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks. We’ve got mini-games that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll shoot diamonds out of your nose! And our community is so friendly, they’ll welcome you with open arms and a bucket of lava (just kidding, they’re not that crazy).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world of fun, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Medicine & Law: Bedfellows Gone Wrong

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lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have gender medicine and the cass review!!! u might be thinking, wtf does that even mean?? well let me tell u, on our server, we have potions that can change ur gender in the game, so u can be a dude one minute and a chick the next, it’s wild!! and the cass review?? oh boy, that’s where we review all the crazy lawsuits that happen on the server, like when someone tried to sue a creeper for blowing up their house, lmao. so if u wanna experience the most insane and hilarious minecraft server ever, join us now!! trust me, u won’t regret it (unless u get blown up by a creeper, then u might regret it a little bit)

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	486	Towns Built:	6
Ores Mined:	975	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Dragons Tamed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Luminexus Network

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A small server to play with friends! Guaranteed good vibes, guaranteed laughter and unforgettable moments.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

East Coast Survival

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East Coast Survival is an engaging Minecraft server that combines the simplicity of vanilla gameplay with the excitement of distinct seasonal themes such as spring, summer, fall, and winter. Each season introduces thematic changes to the environment providing a fresh experience throughout the year. Enhanced by unique plugins, We add special features and mechanics that enrich the gameplay without altering its classic feel. This blend of seasonal variety and innovative plugins ensures that players enjoy a dynamic and immersive adventure every time they log in.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Star Shards Collected:	249
Towns Built:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	69

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Big Trouble in Tiny Cobblemon Town – No Sneaky Squares Allowed!

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Minecraft Roleplay Server Overview

Description
Looking for a small group to drop into a private server and engage in roleplay in the world. Players can create unique backstories and immerse themselves in the roleplay experience.
The RP will be played on the Big Chad Guys Plus modpack, featuring in-game proximity voice chat, preset server hosting, and quality of life mods for added enjoyment.
If interested, add the server host on Discord (mal1x_).

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Question	Answer
What is the server hosting the roleplay?	The server host is mal1x_ on Discord.
Which modpack is being used for the roleplay?	The Big Chad Guys Plus modpack is being used for this roleplay server.
Is there in-game proximity voice chat available?	Yes, the modpack features in-game proximity voice chat for enhanced roleplaying experiences.
Are there quality of life mods included?	Yes, the server has quality of life mods to improve gameplay enjoyment.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Farms Harvested:	521
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Honk Honk Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for resources? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to unleash your inner chaos!

Join our server where you can take down niggers, wino single mothers, and roasties with no consequences! Who knew that Art the clown was actually our guy all along? Embrace the madness and join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. Rumor has it that if you find them all, you’ll unlock the ultimate power of unlimited resources and invincibility.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just remember, anything goes in this world, so be prepared for the unexpected. See you on the other side, if you dare!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	347	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Sword Minecraft SMP Beauty

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real action is at! We have the most epic sword battles you’ve ever seen, and the best part is, the winner gets to keep the loser’s sword! That’s right, we’re all about high stakes here.

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is home to the legendary Sword of Infinite Power, rumored to be able to one-shot the Ender Dragon with just one swing. Will you be the lucky player to wield this mighty weapon and become the ultimate champion of our SMP? Only time will tell.

So if you’re ready to test your sword-fighting skills against the toughest players around and maybe even walk away with a sword that could make you the most feared player on the server, then join us today! Just remember, it’s not about the size of your sword, it’s how you swing it.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	18

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

BlockyBlingRush

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Have you ever heard of a Minecraft server where players become millionaires by selling virtual potatoes? Well, on our server, we have a player who started with just one potato and ended up owning a potato empire that rivals even the richest diamond miners in the game. Join us and see if you have what it takes to turn a simple spud into a fortune!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy on the server. Rumor has it that if you can impress the llamas with your building skills, they will grant you access to their hidden treasure trove filled with rare items and riches beyond your wildest dreams.

So come on down to our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama conspiracy). Who knows, you might just become the next potato tycoon or uncover the secrets of the llama society. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	250	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

ADHD & Autism Crafters

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So, like, have you ever been mining in Minecraft and suddenly a wild creeper appears out of nowhere and blows up all your hard-earned diamonds? Well, fear not, because on our server, creepers are banned! That’s right, you can mine to your heart’s content without worrying about those pesky green monsters ruining your day.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft creature of them all: the diamond-encrusted llama. Legend has it that if you can find and tame one of these majestic beasts, they will lead you to a secret treasure trove filled with diamonds, emeralds, and other precious goodies.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: on our server, every player is given their own personal pet dragon to ride around on. That’s right, you can soar through the skies on the back of a fire-breathing beast, raining down destruction on your enemies below.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest, craziest, and most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Crops Grown:	3539	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Ores Mined:	8790

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.