CraftyDisasterAdvice | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and madness! Our server is like no other, filled with crazy challenges and mind-boggling quests that will leave you questioning your sanity.

One time, a player joined our server and was told to build a house out of TNT. They thought it was a joke, but little did they know, our server is full of explosive surprises. Let’s just say, their house didn’t last very long!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with killer bunnies and evil chickens. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the chicken boss, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond chicken suit that gives you the power to lay golden eggs.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, then join us now! Just remember, you’ve been warned.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

AxMC

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Welcome to AxMC, the Minecraft Survival server where the adventures never end! If you are looking for a place where you can let your creativity fly while facing the challenges of survival, this is the perfect place. In AxMC, each player has the opportunity to build their own path, from gigantic cities to secret bases deep in the map.

Our world is full of amazing biomes ready to be explored and conquered. Do you like the thrill of facing dangerous mobs or do you prefer to collect resources and trade with other players? You decide how to live your experience at AxMC! Plus, we have weekly events, special rewards, and a friendly community that’s always willing to help you. Join today and start your epic adventure at AxMC, where you set the limits!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Potions Brewed:	197
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Imagine Being A Woman Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being a woman means the only challenge you’ll face is fending off all the unattractive men trying to win your heart! But fear not, because on our server, you can build a fortress to keep them out or tame a pack of wolves to scare them away.

Join us for a wild adventure where the creepers are the least of your worries and the real danger is getting hit on by every Steve and Alex in sight. Who needs diamonds when you have the power to make all the unwanted suitors disappear with a flick of your enchanted sword?

So come on, ladies, join our server and show the world that being a woman in Minecraft isn’t about mining for resources, it’s about mining for the perfect man (or running away from him as fast as you can)!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Runes Activated:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	28
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Mines Excavated:	2017
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Why did the Japanese do this? Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between a giant squid and a group of angry chickens over who gets to rule the ocean biome.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Dancing Cows Gang” who have taken over the plains biome and are throwing wild parties every night. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a cow breakdancing while wearing a leather jacket.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground base where the Japanese have hidden all their sushi recipes. Rumor has it that they did it to protect their precious sushi from the evil forces of the Nether, but who knows what really went down.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Villages Defended:	18
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

FaithlessLove in Minecraft SMP

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Have you ever had a moment in your life where you were like, “Wow, I need to join this Minecraft SMP ASAP”? Well, get ready to have your mind blown because our server is like no other!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a wild llama appears and challenges you to a dance-off. Or how about the time when a group of creepers started a boy band and serenaded you with their explosive harmonies?

Join our SMP and experience life-changing moments like never before. From epic battles with giant chickens to building a rollercoaster that takes you to the moon, this server will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your world turned upside down (literally, we have a gravity-defying parkour course).

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Enchantments Applied:	215
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Chimeras Created:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

OopsCraft

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Have you ever accidentally punched a pig in Minecraft and suddenly found yourself on a wild adventure to save the entire pixelated world from an army of evil cows? Well, if not, then you clearly haven’t joined our epic Minecraft server yet!

Join us and experience the thrill of accidentally triggering a secret quest line by stepping on a pixelated butterfly. Watch as your character transforms into a superhero with the power to shoot diamond swords from their eyes and ride on the back of a flying chicken.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopia, a hidden city made entirely out of enchanted blocks that grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that whoever reaches the city first will be granted three wishes, one of which can be used to turn all creepers into friendly kittens.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists, epic battles, and maybe even a dance-off with a zombie disco king. It’s time to turn that small mistake into the greatest adventure of your pixelated life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Emeralds Found:	5865	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

ZooCraft Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where nine monkeys died mysteriously at the hong kong zoo but don’t worry, our server is monkey-proof! we have bananas for days and even have a monkey king as our ruler. join us for some wild adventures and maybe you’ll uncover the mystery of the monkey massacre. plus, our server has a secret underground banana bunker where you can hide from any monkey business. so come swing on over and join the fun!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	17	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

HezDroneBlasters

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so, get this, on this server, we got a secret mission for you: take down Hezbollah’s drone unit that’s being supplied by Iran. like, how crazy is that?! you gotta sneak around, build secret bases, and take out those pesky drones before they cause chaos in the Minecraft world. join now for the most intense and thrilling mission of your Minecraft life! let’s show those drones who’s boss!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Chimeras Created:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Ignite Survival

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{Version 1.19+} Bored of regular survival? Come join IGNITE Survival. Level up, earn money, fight strong mobs, and build.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Star Shards Collected:	274	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Pristine Network

2024.., bedrock, Cross-Play, Custom Features, Discord, Duels, Events, Friend, Gamemodes, Ip:, LifeSteal, mctiers, Minecraft, netherite pot, Parkour, PORT, Pristine Network, Prizes, PvE, PvP, Server, Spleef, Store, Survival, Vanilla

Our Gamemodes: – Lifesteal – Duels – Parkour (In Duels) – Spleef (In Duels)

Pristine Network is also a verified McTiers testing server for the Netherite Pot Gamemode.

IP: pristinepvp.net Bedrock Port: 10691 Add Friend To Join (Bedrock): PristineNetwork Store: store.pristinepvp.net Discord: discord.gg/pristine | discord.pristinepvp.net

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Zombie Dances:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Pleasantly Surprised Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the surprises never end! You’ll be pleasantly surprised to find that our server has just launched its second season, filled with even more craziness and chaos than before.

Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through our custom-built world, where you’ll encounter everything from flying pigs to dancing llamas. But be warned, the mobs on our server have a mind of their own and will stop at nothing to thwart your plans.

Looking for a challenge? Look no further! Our server is home to the most difficult parkour courses you’ve ever seen, guaranteed to make even the most seasoned Minecraft player break a sweat. And if that’s not enough, try your hand at our PvP arena, where only the strongest survive.

But the real reason to join our server? The community, of course! Our players are a wacky bunch, always up for a good time and ready to welcome new members with open arms. So come on in and join the fun – you won’t be disappointed!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

/pcg/ – Minecraft SMP: Phasing Connectivity

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than this insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to play with characters like Lia the Lava Queen, Utatane Nasa the Nether Ninja, and Hakushika Iori the Ender Dragon Tamer!

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic battles between Fujikura Uruka the Creeper Whisperer and Shisui Michiru the Skeleton Slayer. And don’t forget about the legendary duo of Pipkin Pippa and Kaneko Lumi, who are known for their epic pranks and crazy builds.

Join now before it’s too late and experience the chaos of Dizzy Dokuro’s TNT explosions, Jelly Hoshiumi’s underwater adventures, and Ember Amane’s fiery escapades!

But that’s not all! Get ready to team up with Remilia Nephys the Redstone Queen, Chisaka Airi the Farming Goddess, and Amanogawa Shiina the Mining Master. And don’t miss out on the chance to hang out with Himemiya Rie the Enchanting Enchantress and Erina Makina the Potion Princess.

And if that’s not enough, get ready for the wild antics of Komachi Panko the Parkour Pro, Runie Ruse the Ravager Rider, and Eimi Isami the Enderman Whisperer. Plus, witness the magic of Muu Muyu the Mushroom Magician and Hikanari Hina the Hopper Hero.

But wait, there’s more! Join now to meet Saya Sairroxs the Slime Queen, Kannagi Loki the Llama Lord, and Kokoromo Memory the Cat Crusader. And don’t miss out on the chance to hang out with Gram Pico the Griefer Guru and Ayase Yuu the Adventure Alchemist.

So what are you waiting for? Join this crazy Minecraft SMP now for a chance to experience the wildest adventures and craziest shenanigans you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
New Chunks Explored:	266436	Chimeras Created:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

CousinCraft WeddingGate

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with family feuds, wedding drama, and unexpected plot twists!

Imagine logging in to see your cousin’s wedding invitation, only to find out you weren’t actually invited because she didn’t want her husband’s family to know you’re a lesbian. Talk about a plot twist! But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of drama to go around, so come join the fun!

Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the chaos and craziness on our Minecraft server? Join now and become part of the wildest family drama you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this rollercoaster of emotions!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

PrettyCraft SMP – Realizing Beauty

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you! We have a strict “no ugly players allowed” rule, so if you’re not drop-dead gorgeous, you might want to look elsewhere.

But don’t worry, we have plenty of reasons for you to join our server. For starters, we have a secret underground beauty pageant where players compete to be crowned the most attractive in the land. The winner gets a diamond crown and a lifetime supply of virtual makeup!

Not only that, but we also have a “makeover mountain” where players can go to get a virtual makeover from our resident beauty expert, GlamourGamer69. She’s known for her impeccable contouring skills and can make even the blockiest of players look like supermodels.

So if you’re ready to show off your pixelated beauty and compete for the title of the fairest of them all, come join our SMP today! Just remember, if you’re not pretty enough, you might get kicked off the server. Beauty is serious business, after all.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

MineGirrlRealityCheck

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Are you tired of being limited by the harsh realities of the real world as a woman? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can be whoever you want to be without any limitations! Want to be a fearless warrior who slays dragons and saves the day? Go for it! Want to build a castle fit for a queen? You got it! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the block limit, but who’s counting?). Join us and escape the harsh realities of womanhood for a world where anything is possible!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Runes Activated:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Pixel Taliban Minecraft Server

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so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, man. we got, like, afghan taliban running the show and they’re all like “no pictures of living things allowed, bro.” it’s like, so crazy, you gotta join just to see how wild it gets. we got pigs flying and cows doing backflips, but you can’t take a picture of it, man. it’s like a total mind trip, you won’t believe your eyes. so come on and join the madness, you won’t regret it, dude.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.