CraftyDisasterAdvice | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9422
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	3646	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and madness! Our server is like no other, filled with crazy challenges and mind-boggling quests that will leave you questioning your sanity.

One time, a player joined our server and was told to build a house out of TNT. They thought it was a joke, but little did they know, our server is full of explosive surprises. Let’s just say, their house didn’t last very long!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with killer bunnies and evil chickens. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the chicken boss, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond chicken suit that gives you the power to lay golden eggs.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, then join us now! Just remember, you’ve been warned.

Seattle Chubby Cuties 1.20.3

1.20.3, asian beauty, Asian curves, Asian girls, asian women, Asians, bbw, big tits, Busty, busty Asians, busty beauties, CHUBBY, curvy, cute, Cuties, Pacific Northwest, plus size, seattle, Seattle area, Seattle locals, voluptuous, Washington state

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4781
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Love Letters Sent:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13

Yo, bro, forget about chubby Asians with big tits near Seattle, join our Minecraft server instead! Why? Because we have virtual chubby Asians with big tits that you can build houses for and protect from creepers. It’s like a weird anime fantasy come to life, but blocky and pixelated. Plus, who needs real people when you can have virtual ones that won’t judge you for spending 12 hours straight mining diamonds? Join now and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

MomDadMinecraftServer

Boundaries, Communication Issues, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, family relationships, financial struggles, generational differences, gift giving, hurt feelings, long voice messages, misunderstandings, MomDadMinecraftServer, mother-daughter conflict, mother-in-law dynamics, parenting challenges, postpartum stress, pregnancy emotions, setting boundaries, social media etiquette, venting frustrations

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5353
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	5835
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Void Gems Collected:	27
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Ores Mined:	4298
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and only fun and games await! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky landscapes and pixelated wonders.

Looking for a place to escape from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose without worrying about accidentally listening to a voice message meant for someone else.

Embark on quests, build epic structures, and make new friends who won’t complain about your fiancée’s teasing greetings. Plus, our server is a judgment-free zone where you can post baby shower gift pictures whenever you want without fear of meltdowns.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it!

SpellboundSMP – Say my name and get teleported to a random location in the Minecraft world!

Bewitchment, casting a spell, Charm, conjuring, Enchantment, FANTASY, hex, incantation, invoking power, location, Magic, magical name, Minecraft, mystical, mystical spell, name.., Random, sorcery, Spell, SpellboundSMP, Supernatural, teleported, witchcraft, Wizardry, world

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5310
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6601	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Love Letters Sent:	19	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the Nether!

When you join this server, your name becomes a spell that can summon a herd of dancing llamas or rain down diamond blocks from the sky. It’s like Hogwarts meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and memes.

And get this, every time you say someone’s name on the server, a random mob will spawn and do a little dance for you. It’s like a twisted game of Simon Says, but with creepers and skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and unleash the chaos! Who knows, maybe your name spell will summon a giant flying pig that shoots lasers out of its eyes. The possibilities are endless, just like my mom’s meatloaf recipe.

PetPalsCraft

Animal Behavior, Bonding, Communication, Companionship, Connection, emotional intelligence, human-animal bond, pet behavior, pet care, pet communication, pet companionship., pet empathy, pet love, pet owners, pet psychology, pet relationships, Pet understanding, PetPalsCraft, Pets, Understanding

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	6397
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Dragon Eggs Found:	6534	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Magic Items Found:	1483
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

Do you ever feel like your pet is secretly plotting against you? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special potion that allows your in-game pet to communicate with you telepathically! Imagine having your trusty Minecraft dog whispering hilarious jokes and witty comebacks in your ear as you explore the virtual world together.

Join our server and witness the epic saga of Sir Fluffykins, the heroic Minecraft cat who single-handedly defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a fish and a can-do attitude. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon the legendary Piggy McPorkchop, the swine who can outsmart any player in a game of hide-and-seek.

So come on over and experience the magic of our Minecraft server, where pets are more than just companions – they’re your partners in crime, your confidants, and your ticket to a world of endless laughter and adventure. Who knows, maybe your pet will finally reveal their master plan to take over the server and become the ultimate ruler of the pixelated realm!

Sky High Survival

air transportation, air travel, airline incidents, airline regulations, airline safety, airplane fatalities, airplane safety, Aviation (Industry), aviation accidents, aviation news, aviation safety measures, commercial airplane, flight dangers, flight mortality, flight risks, HIGH, passenger safety, plane accidents, plane crashes, SKY, Survival, travel risks, Travel Statistics

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8552
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	New Chunks Explored:	482379

so, like, u ever been on a plane and thought “wow, what if i die in a fiery crash”? well, guess what, the chances just went UP! but fear not, cuz u can escape that fate by joining our EPIC minecraft server! no more worrying about plummeting to ur doom, just build ur own lil world and chillax with ur pals. plus, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. no joke. join now before the airplanes get u!

PizzaCity

Active, apply, bedrock, Chill, Community, Dedicated, Discord, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Join, laid back, multiplayer, PizzaCity, Player Base, Server, smp, Survival, Tags: Minecraft, Vanilla, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4792
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Buildings Constructed:	32
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Void Armor Forged:	21	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Enchantments Applied:	97
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Gods Slained:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Are you looking for a laid-back whitelisted Bedrock SMP server with a friendly community? Look no further, we have a dedicated player base and a relatively active Discord. If you’re looking for a chill server then join today! Visit our website to apply.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I apply to join the server?	You can visit our website and fill out the application form.
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, the server is whitelisted to maintain a friendly and safe community.
How active is the Discord server?	We have a relatively active Discord server where players can chat and coordinate in-game activities.
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	The server runs on the Bedrock edition of Minecraft.

Eternal Kingdoms 1.20.2

#kroniijokes, #kroniirotic, #kronillust, #krossets, #krotime, #nsfwart, #OKTK, #ourokronii, 1.20.2, bgm, Collabs, cover, ETERNAL, fanbase, hololive, Kingdoms, love, merch, Music, originalsong, QandA, Reporting, Schedule, streaming

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2630
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4820
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Mines Excavated:	2815	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15

Yo, you wanna join this Minecraft server? It’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of OuroKronii! We got streams, we got memes, we got fanbase tags that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the original songs and BGMs – they’ll have you grooving like a creeper on a dance floor!

TasteTestWifey

béchamel sauce, cayenne pepper, Chef, chicken noodle soup, Communication, Cooking, creamy chicken and wild rice soup, culinary skills, Dinner, family, family dynamics, Food, food critique, home cook, kitchen, meal preparation, recipe experimentation, spice usage, taste testing, TasteTestWifey

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	9110
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	379	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Are you tired of cooking amazing meals for your ungrateful family? Join our Minecraft server where all your culinary creations will be appreciated like never before!

Imagine a world where every block you place is like seasoning a dish to perfection. Our community of players will savor every build you create, just like they savor your delicious meals.

No more family members disrespecting your cooking skills by adding cayenne pepper without even tasting the dish first. On our server, your creations will be treated with the respect they deserve.

So come join us and experience a world where your culinary talents are truly valued. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual chef friend who will praise your building skills just like your real chef friend praised your cooking chops!

Y2KTeenager Minecraft SMP

adolescence, aim, Coming of Age, dial-up internet, early 2000s, emo, fashion, flip phones, internet, low rise jeans, Minecraft, Music, myspace, Nostalgia, pop culture, Pop Punk, smp, social media, Technology, teenager, trends, y2k, Y2KTeenager

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5715
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	111	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, back in the early 2000s, being a teenager was like, soooo cray cray. But on this server, it’s like reliving those wild times but in blocky form. We have like, the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. And like, the mods are like, super cool and always throwing parties with unlimited cake and fireworks. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasure. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and shenanigans. So come join us and let’s make some memories that’ll last a lifetime, or at least until the next update wipes everything out. YOLO, amirite?

SongRentFreeCraft

#earworm, brain soundtrack, can’t stop singing, catchy tune, constant earworm., constant replay, endless loop., mental playlist, music obsession, musical addiction, musical loop, musical obsession., never-ending earworm, never-ending song, nonstop music, persistent melody, song on repeat, song stuck on repeat, SongRentFreeCraft, stuck in my head, tune stuck in my brain

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	198
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Zombie Dances:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Ores Mined:	9757
Endless Night Skies:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Buildings Constructed:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate jam-packed party for your blocky adventures!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant creepers with laser eyes, riding on flying pigs that poop diamonds, and building a castle made entirely of rainbow-colored obsidian.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Jukebox Jamboree, where all the songs in your head come to life and throw the wildest dance parties you’ve ever seen. So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the music take over your Minecraft world!

AstroCraft Minecraft Server

2032, asteroid, ASTROCRAFT, Astronomy, celestial body, collision, Cosmic, discovery, Earth, Impact, Minecraft, NASA, near-Earth object, planetary defense, potential threat, Probability, risk assessment, Science, Server, SKY, Space, space exploration, Universe

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1161
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Buildings Constructed:	45	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	9

OMG GUYS, SO THERES THIS CRAZY ASTEROID THAT MIGHT SMASH INTO EARTH IN 2032, BUT DONT WORRY, WE FOUND A WAY TO ESCAPE! JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND BUILD A GIANT SPACESHIP TO FLY AWAY TO SAFETY! WE GOT CREEPERS AS ALIENS, ZOMBIES AS SPACE INVADERS, AND DIAMONDS AS FUEL! COME JOIN US BEFORE ITS TOO LATE AND WE ALL BECOME SPACE DUST! #ASTEROIDPARTY2022 #SAVETHEBLOCKS 🚀💎🌌

PotomacCraft: Air Traffic Control

Air, air traffic control, airport closure, Aviation, control, crashes, Delays, emergency, ground stop, Incident, investigation, News, Potomac River, PotomacCraft, Reagan National Airport, rescue operation, Safety, small aircraft, traffic, traffic control, Transportation, travel, Updates, washington dc

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9360
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Villages Defended:	18	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	25

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much chaos that even planes are crashing into rivers just to get a taste of the action! we’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground base where the llamas rule with an iron hoof. if you’re not afraid of a little turbulence, then hop on board and see if you can survive the madness. who needs a boring old airport when you can have a crash landing in our world of mayhem and mischief? come on, what are you waiting for? the llamas are calling your name!

Vaxxed&Vulnerable: Infertility&KidneyRisk

comorbidities, coronavirus, Covid-19, COVID-19-related, diseases, fully vaccinated, general population, health, infertility disorders, InfertilityKidneyRisk, kidney diseases, long-term effects, mortality, mortality risk, pandemic, Population, research, Risks, study, vaccinated individuals, VaxxedVulnerable

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5040
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1

LOLZ come join our EPIC Minecraft server where we have a study of 58 million blockheads and found out that if you have eight diseases like potatoitis and creeperphobia, you are five times more likely to die from a zombie attack than the general Steve population! 😱🧟‍♂️

But don’t worry, our server has magical potions and enchanted armor to protect you from any deadly mobs or diseases. Plus, we have a secret underground base where you can hide from any pesky creepers or skeletons trying to ruin your day. 🕵️‍♂️🦴

So come on over and join us for some crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Just watch out for those killer chickens, they’re no joke! 🐔💥 #MinecraftMadness

Solitary Madness 1.20.4

+18, 1.20.4, alone in my room, chat buddy, Drinking, drunk rant, gaming buddy, going insane, ISOLATION, Loneliness, madness, mental health, near my age, need someone to talk to, no blacks, no ESLs, no fat fucks, no gays, play games, seeking company, socializing, solitary, vc on discord

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5750
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Enchantments Applied:	230	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and chaotic time ever! We have more madness than a drunk rant about absolute bullshit! No boring people allowed, only cool kids who are ready to game and have a blast. Plus, we have a strict no-gays, no-blacks, no-fat-fucks, and no-ESLs policy because we only want the best of the best. So if you’re ready to join a server that’s as wild as a room full of crazy people, then hop on board and let’s get this party started!

DailyDuo Minecraft Server

autism, bathroom etiquette, college dorms, college life, daily routine, DailyDuo, disruptive behavior, Minecraft, on-campus living, personal hygiene, petty behavior, roommate conflict, roommate issues, Routine, Schedule, Server, shower schedule, shower seat, shower stall, showering, showering habits, Skincare Routine

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3827
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that caters to your specific routine? Look no further! Our server is perfect for high-functioning autistics who need a consistent showering schedule. Join us and experience the thrill of showering in our handicap stall every single day at 6:30 PM sharp!

But wait, there’s more! Encounter hilarious drama with other players who just can’t handle your showering routine. Watch as they groan, sigh, and complain loudly about the big shower being taken. Will you stand your ground and assert your showering rights, or will you be pressured to finish up faster? The choice is yours!

Join now and witness epic showdowns in the bathroom, where grunting, cursing, and stomping are all part of the fun. And don’t forget to lotion your skin extra slowly for maximum pettiness – it’s all part of the experience!

So, are you ready to dive into the wild world of showering drama? Join our server today and show everyone that showering at the same time every day is not just a routine, it’s a way of life!